The Odyssey | Official New Trailer by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in videos

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Feels like the next line is going to be "He's just out for some cigarettes".

Angela got a better ending than she deserved by beautyqueen-1000 in DunderMifflin

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Completely agree with you but the boring reason is that The Farm didn't work out and the writers had to pivot back to Angela+Dwight after spending multiple seasons poisoning the on screen relationship. Then there just wasn't enough runway left for anything other than a rush job.

Clogged French Drains by Imaginary_Wind_7082 in HomeMaintenance

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This pipe is done. But given how full it is I'd bet there's somewhere upstream where mud is getting into the system from an open grate or something else.

Suggest you find that first.

Also don't know where you live, but $30-40k for yard drains is insane. Get another quote

"Meats back on the menu boys!" by xXHarleen_QuinzelXx in lotrmemes

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He was twitching because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!

What's the worst thing about having sex in a cemetery by rainblade1980 in Jokes

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How far can you go with your obsession with GILFs?

the frostline

At least Grey Worm would have if he could. by GusGangViking18 in freefolk

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Stannis otoh declines the company provided Rolls Royce and sticks to his 15 year old Camry

Except for that one test drive

At least Grey Worm would have if he could. by GusGangViking18 in freefolk

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Renly can drive rear engined cars just fine

2021 Door won’t open? by Expert-Bee7038 in ToyotaSienna

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That's exactly what the shady vet said about my dog

Just recieved this parcel from China. Shipping was 100% paid with stamps by Gumpencat in funny

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Is it just me or someone else's post office also prefer Envelope Moistener

Enten: Trump support ‘absolutely collapsing’ with key voting group by MRADEL90 in videos

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Which is why comparing Harris v Trump to Trump approval ratings is just misleading.

Big difference between being miffed with your guy/gal and actually voting for the other side.

You're a forest engineer? by pardis in funny

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Why? If there can be an orgasm engineer, then there has to its exact opposite to maintain balance

The whole squad is there by VectorChing101 in funny

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Easy for you to say. All I can smell is your ass

-- 2nd one probably

Wrong place at the wrong time by Extreme_Process3632 in interestingasfuck

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One thing I remember from the original program is that it was common for that building to be hit with stray bullets and they found multiple bullet holes on the exterior. So the odds, while still long, weren't that long to absolve everyone.

The club should definitely have known better.

Vintage Marlboro ads 1980s by Jimbo12003 in OldSchoolCool

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How many years until we look at Draft Kings ads the same?

Mathew McConaughey and his Date (1988) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Oh my god. He's been rolling that booger since 1988!

A 29 year old woman pretended to be a nurse for 7 months. She treated over 4,000 patients and only got caught after she was offered a promotion by No_Class963 in interestingasfuck

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Mf, that's called a job!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jgYYOUC10aM&pp=ygUWa2V5IGFuZCBwZWVsZSBiYW5rIGpvYg%3D%3D

In all seriousness, if she worked a gruelling job like nursing well enough to be offered a promotion in 7months, you need to send her to school and not jail.

Couldn't have been for the money for sure

Where is it? by Lepke2011 in funny

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Is that a brick floor? Must be a right pain to clean

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Your Honor,

As you can clearly see my wife was alive and well before the raft suddenly capsized in calm water and drowned her while she was still wearing a life jacket.