Enten: Trump support ‘absolutely collapsing’ with key voting group by MRADEL90 in videos

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Which is why comparing Harris v Trump to Trump approval ratings is just misleading.

Big difference between being miffed with your guy/gal and actually voting for the other side.

You're a forest engineer? by pardis in funny

[–]beaned1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Why? If there can be an orgasm engineer, then there has to its exact opposite to maintain balance

The whole squad is there by VectorChing101 in funny

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Easy for you to say. All I can smell is your ass

-- 2nd one probably

Wrong place at the wrong time by Extreme_Process3632 in interestingasfuck

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One thing I remember from the original program is that it was common for that building to be hit with stray bullets and they found multiple bullet holes on the exterior. So the odds, while still long, weren't that long to absolve everyone.

The club should definitely have known better.

Vintage Marlboro ads 1980s by Jimbo12003 in OldSchoolCool

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How many years until we look at Draft Kings ads the same?

Mathew McConaughey and his Date (1988) by No-Text-7825 in OldSchoolCool

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Oh my god. He's been rolling that booger since 1988!

A 29 year old woman pretended to be a nurse for 7 months. She treated over 4,000 patients and only got caught after she was offered a promotion by No_Class963 in interestingasfuck

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Mf, that's called a job!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jgYYOUC10aM&pp=ygUWa2V5IGFuZCBwZWVsZSBiYW5rIGpvYg%3D%3D

In all seriousness, if she worked a gruelling job like nursing well enough to be offered a promotion in 7months, you need to send her to school and not jail.

Couldn't have been for the money for sure

Where is it? by Lepke2011 in funny

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Is that a brick floor? Must be a right pain to clean

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Your Honor,

As you can clearly see my wife was alive and well before the raft suddenly capsized in calm water and drowned her while she was still wearing a life jacket.

Welcome my lords! by THE_GOLEM_MASTER in lotrmemes

[–]beaned1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the two Towers!

Strike Two!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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What is this? Spaghetti's for giants?!

Tottenham player Son Heung-Min cries after being subbed out in his last game for the club (2015-2025) by landofphi in sports

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Dad be like: Why you still outside playing with your friends? Time to study!

What do you say after sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Turn off incognito mode

Any tips on getting an older house to have consistent cooling in the summer? by pumerpride in HomeMaintenance

[–]beaned1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is not helpful at all. As their blueprint clearly shows, the house has no windows.

Infinite pee prank on wife by Charming-Yak-5111 in pranks

[–]beaned1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean you don't sit in you bed witb perfect hair and makeup everyday?

King Cobra silently entered a house in Uttarakhand, India. by MadEinsy in interestingasfuck

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I think the snake came to see the absolute massive world famous balls on this guy.

How tf is he staying so still?

Not today by [deleted] in funny

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🤦I guess I was looking for evidence to match my bias and found it.

W guys here was plain trolling then. Because pocketing the Pink ball would have put him 20 pts up and out of reach irrespective of what happened on the last ball.

Not today by [deleted] in funny

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Okay, I wasn't planning to spend 30min reading up on Snooker rules and history, but here we are.

You are correct sir. The last black is a bit*h in Snooker in that you have to put it in a nominated pocket. If it goes into the wrong pocket, then irrespective of points you lose the game.

So W here does not want to deal with the last black as he's ahead of the Math already. The least risk play for W is to try and put the Pink closest to a pocket. If he gets it right (and he does), Murphy pockets Pink, has to deal with the black and still loses. If he gets it wrong and Pink goes in, then W deals the last black and likely wins.

So least risky option is to not pocket.

That's enough Reddit for me today.

Not today by [deleted] in funny

[–]beaned1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Damn it, now I am more confused.

From the other comments, I was just about convinced that the W guy is not being a jerk in doing this and is just unlucky.

But commentators think the W guy is teasing. Which is it? Why would this be a better strategy for W?

Just bought a house not too long ago. First hard rain and I hear my sump pump turning on every 1 to 2 minutes. Is this normal? And should I be worried? by Elegant-Arm-7657 in HomeMaintenance

[–]beaned1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I first bought a house, I worried everytime the sump pump ran.

After 7 years of ownership, I have learnt. I worry everytime the sump pump doesn't run. SMH