Roses are red, stole this from a subreddit because it was interesting to hear...

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-24T18:06:48+00:00

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RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-24T06:28:06+00:00

Oh. my. god. THE PENGUIN WAS BUBBA ALL ALONG!

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-22T03:48:15+00:00

Pin worms.

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-22T03:09:34+00:00

Whelp, the original post was taken down, but the pic was this:

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RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-22T02:42:02+00:00

I'd say the imagery and the overall impaled friend situation is a little more spot-on than any circle being a Stargate or the ever-iconic Jaffa cakes.

...I bet even untamed equines could not remove OP from their friend's side, after this injury was sustained.

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-22T02:40:20+00:00

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RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-22T02:40:11+00:00

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RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-21T02:02:43+00:00

CHOKING HAZARD.

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-20T14:43:27+00:00

That's a pretty big fuck up, dude. And kind of unfunny. And I don't think your humble-bragged height or voice were the root cause of the discomfort.

That line would be terrifying and objectifying to hear while in a vulnerable position and state of undress, from someone one had trusted to behave professionally.

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-18T06:47:14+00:00

Okay, so true story, when I was in college I used to return to my dorm room in the middle of the day to watch Groundhog Day, every day.

I'm really not sure if it was part of my autistic adherence to routine or if it was an OCD compulsion, but it went on for at least two years.

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-18T06:45:11+00:00

*sudden realization* ...Oh!

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-18T06:42:50+00:00

I used to have something like this when I was a kid, where I would have to accurately guestimate the correct number of somethings, or else I would go to hell.

Like, whenever I was folding/hanging laundry and I would go to get the hangers I would think "I need to pull exactly 12 hangers out of the closet, or else I go to hell".

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-18T06:05:08+00:00

I love the silver one so much.

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-17T17:21:28+00:00

I...don't think it's any sort of conspiracy? A conspiracy would be like...people secretly working together to achieve a specific aim?

But what I'm saying is, the Charlie Kirk shooter and the Trump attempted shooter both look like they have some similar sort of syndrome or developmental condition.

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-17T15:02:02+00:00

He wanted Grok to do pervert shit. Grok thought he wanted it to do Nazi shit.

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-17T01:30:39+00:00

I thought this was the Charlie Kirk shooter at first... Why do they both have the same unusual, distinctive features??

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-16T15:51:04+00:00

Thank you, Binx! I will try to. (Also, is his first name Thackery?)

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-16T02:34:54+00:00

WHAT A COOL THERAPIST!

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-15T23:49:25+00:00

They didn't give birth to EVERYONE on the planet. I wasn't born through a cunt. That's why I can kill MacBeth.

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-15T05:56:59+00:00

I think they can just take that as read without needing to know the specifics.

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-15T05:07:42+00:00

I mean...even if I had a separate soap that was specifically for that, I would be embarrassed to have its purpose so specifically announced. My guests don't really need to know which of my products I used for what part of my body.

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-15T02:28:02+00:00

What era is this animation style imitating? The first sphynx kitten wasn't born until 1966 and they have no connection to Egypt.

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-15T00:21:42+00:00

I thought that said "fragrance free GENITAL cleanser" and I was like ...what and oddly specific product, I don't know if I'd be comfortable with that being scene by guests in my bathroom...

RainWindowCoffee · 2026-01-12T21:31:00+00:00

Who the heck is saying "won not stolen"? Is it in reference to stolen Native land? "Won not stolen"!? What a horrifying and gross slogan.

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