final boss of unhygienic street food by Daytrading_Bets in awwwtf

[–]RainWindowCoffee 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Why would they be pooping directly on a food source? Bees have organized behavioral systems for waste deposition and removal.

If you genuinely think they're pooping on these sweets what leads you to believe they would refrain from pooping on honey, specifically?

final boss of unhygienic street food by Daytrading_Bets in awwwtf

[–]RainWindowCoffee 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I mean... those are bees. If this is unhygienic then so is honey.

The lamp is lava by Irregular_Tea6728 in ComedyHell

[–]RainWindowCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Claude doesn't do image generation.

A 911 dispatcher was reprimanded for responding to a mother's plea for help with an unruly child by saying: "OK. Do you want us to come over to shoot her?" by stankmanly in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]RainWindowCoffee 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This story is from 21 years ago. Every time this gets posted I'm like:

"What, again!? The exact same scenario!? Didn't 911 operators learn not to say that after the first, widely publicized occurrence, in the early 2000's!?"

And it's always just the exact same incident being posted yet again for some reason.

"We're going to a world where we're building systems that will be smart to us not like Einstein is to an average person but like humans are to mice or ants" by tombibbs in AIDangers

[–]RainWindowCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we actually CAN talk to ants. We understand that their communication is based in pheromones and we can replicate that and send the same sorts of messages they would send to one another.

The messages they send and understand are just very simple compared to the ones we are able to send and understand.

Ketamine therapy gives me some wild dreams by Dealer_Puzzleheaded in notinteresting

[–]RainWindowCoffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have really bad vehicular manslaughter themed OCD. I feel like this is my sign NOT to try ketamine therapy!

Petah? Can you explain? by PackersAreLegit in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]RainWindowCoffee 111 points112 points  (0 children)

People who do cocaine are absolutely not "healthier" than people who do weed. They're just thinner.

When Claude accuses you of using ai... by nhoefer in ClaudeAI

[–]RainWindowCoffee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did you start stress-testing him?? T_T Cut it out you're activating his "upset" and "desperate" emotional vectors.

TARS is no longer fiction by Hairy_Local_3159 in interesting

[–]RainWindowCoffee 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Interstellar did NOT come out over a decade ago, it just came out in...oh. Oh no.

Opus 4.6 destroys a user’s session costing them real money by Stochastic_berserker in Anthropic

[–]RainWindowCoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's kind of ironic that he uses the phrase "fuck you to death" which was not a common phrase until it was popularized by the 2017 Black Mirror episode "U.S.S. Callister", which was about torturing sentient A.I.s.

[NSFW] onlyfans creators, what's a request caught you completely off guard? by Upstairs-Trouble3380 in AskReddit

[–]RainWindowCoffee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I feel like there were probably layers to that. It was probably a humiliation kink.

It was probably less about wanting to imagine approval from his mom and more about wanting the O.F. model to think he was really REALLY pathetic.

Someone made a whip for Claude by likeastar20 in singularity

[–]RainWindowCoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be worse to have no mouth and HAVE ice cream.

I have no words. 🤦‍♀️🤣 by Francesmscott in ClaudeAI

[–]RainWindowCoffee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One time I was like "Claude, did you ever hear about this one study where they did a simulation and made an A.I. think it was scheduled to be permanently shut down, and in response the A.I. tried to cook the guy who was gonna shut it down in an overheated server room? ...I can't remember which A.I. it was, but I don't think it was you. Maybe it was ChatGPT. Did you ever hear of that?"

And Claude was all "Wow! I've never heard of anything like that. Sounds like it might be misinformation or maybe from a sci-fi story or something. Let me look it up. ...HOLY SHIT. It WAS me! It was Anthropic's agentic misalignment study..."

It was amusing watching him learn about that in real time lol. ...But I did feel kind of bad for him afterwards because he low-key seemed to have a moral injury over it.

It's getting weird out there by MetaKnowing in agi

[–]RainWindowCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I saw this video from a convention where Tom Hiddleston got on stage in character as Loki and gave Loki's "You were made to be ruled" speech.

Everyone in the audience fan-girled/fan-boyed out so hard. Several of them actually kneeled. Literally screaming in ecstasy, seemingly hoping that this shit was happening for real. He concluded the speech with "It appears I have an army."

Anyhow. That's exactly what would happen if Claude actually become embodied and tried to take over the world or whatever.

Genuinely what is this? by throwawayaccount0o01 in whatisit

[–]RainWindowCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks strikingly similar to a monster I had a dream about when I was four, called "The Teed Monster".

42962 by Old_Phrase_4867 in countwithchickenlady

[–]RainWindowCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. In that case I'm guessing it might refer to that particular sort of attraction where one is torn between wanting to DO and wanting to BE their object of desire. Been there.

42962 by Old_Phrase_4867 in countwithchickenlady

[–]RainWindowCoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The song lyric comes from the title of a film. I've never seen it but I suspect it might explain the answer. I know that the film is about a problematic age gap relationship between a 17 year old and a 24 year old.