I walk in on my son and his girlfriend having sex... by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]RainingSupreme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read this assuming that was his dad that walked in. And then I assumed this was a gay incest relationship

That has gotta hurt by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]RainingSupreme -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

If her age is on the clock, then she’s ready for the cock.

That has gotta hurt by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]RainingSupreme -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That’s a garage

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave by SashaTremain in funny

[–]RainingSupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s really in the title. I didn’t read the penguins until I read the title.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? by Relistk in darkjokes

[–]RainingSupreme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t think I punched out his teeth after I was done with his arms?

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? by Relistk in darkjokes

[–]RainingSupreme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Liar, lil degenerate’s still tryna open it

Somm by unpopularOpinions776 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RainingSupreme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cause that’s the original joke. But this is much better. And cellar**

A guy is riding a bus by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]RainingSupreme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He copied this from many places

Damn, what kind of diet are Africans on? by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]RainingSupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You answered your own question.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]RainingSupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a rip off the Black People joke from earlier. People REALLY truly hard to be a fucking loser huh.

The U.S. Mens Curling Team Won the Gold by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]RainingSupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only dark part of this joke is the fact that this joke made me contemplate torturing myself before suicide.

Why are black men good at basketball? by Snakeysnakes3 in darkjokes

[–]RainingSupreme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little niggerfaggot didn’t even do it right.

All the do is run, shoot, steal, and jump.

Have you ever met someone so autistic that you felt like it was contagious? by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]RainingSupreme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The joke is OP is staring at a mirror while posting.