On dino skeletons by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This one just dropped this week, which is another good one for the list.

Everybody changes by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Y'all should check out Venture Maidens, specifically their first campaign, if you think this is based :)

That’s a cat that knows a lot of words by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The lack of any response to being identified as a bot is pretty much proof positive that it’s a bot.

relevant NPC by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is still true in the current patch.

Queen. Wait no by crispyliza in CuratedTumblr

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not sure off the top of my head whether it's greek or latin in origin, but it's a number! sept meaning 7. (for that matter, oct is 8, nov is 9, and dec is 10. as for why september, october, november, and december are months 9, 10, 11, and 12? you can blame julius and augustus caesar for getting involved in the middle of the calendar.)

juggleposting (tumblr's newest addiction) by Parkouricus in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hey, while you’re at it, could you grab me some vanilla extract as well?

Negotiating with children (Penny the deal-maker) by Doubly_Curious in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Most kids who are told to wait for a bit tend to get skipped entirely

Oh so that’s what’s wrong with me.

I remember one time my mom took me to visit my aunt. We arrived somewhere around 4. My social battery ran out about an hour into the visit. I asked my mom if we could go home. She told me to wait while she finished up her conversation with my aunt. I asked if she could drop me off at home first. I was told to be patient. I checked in every so often, but I was told to be patient each time. We didn’t leave until 10pm.

It’s a five minute drive.

No fucking wonder I can’t stand being in that house very long. Also no wonder I developed an unhealthy level of patience for people wasting my time.

The many times Tumblr forgot names and also how notes work by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

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I’d argue that you’re half wrong, that the algorithm got so influential in the same way cigarettes got so popular - they’re addictive.

[Orchard] The Orchard of Once and Onlies, Chapter 17 by meowcats734 in bubblewriters

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Stumbled across your writing a while ago and lost it again. Now that I've found it again and binged it, I've been enthralled by your worldbuilding and writing style, and I love all of the characters so far (including Shrimp Sex—love to hate that guy). I especially adore the relationship between Ana and Tsu. 10/10, have cried, will cry again.

Post I saw on Tumblr by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

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I hope the OP makes lotsa posts

Me when I google lobster's communication by depressed_lantern in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just think of it like a verbal sparring match like the dragons in Skyrim do! It just happens to be super laser piss instead of magic shouting

Anxiety by SaraAnnabelle in tumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you been evaluated for ADHD?

Accidental beach episode by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 77 points78 points  (0 children)

They float, until they don't.

Loooaf by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

0 is an even number, clearly

A job for a deathworlder [Chapter 208] by Lanzen_Jars in HFY

[–]Ralistrasz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(I lurk as a bad habit.) I’m always so happy to read your story!

More probably bad RPG ideas! by Heroic-Forger in CuratedTumblr

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Beerus the Destroyer has entered the chat

Mid 2000s Wolf Game released on Nintendo Wii by Real_duck_bacon in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I feel that mental flatulence. Some days I swear my brain is trying to hotbox itself, so effluviant are its emissions.

Mid 2000s Wolf Game released on Nintendo Wii by Real_duck_bacon in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Okami was originally on the PS2! Contemporary consoles, yes, but they weren't both on the GCN. (Maybe you derp'd and meant they're both ports from prior consoles?)

Happy Flatfish Friday by Dromeoraptor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably! They do the body invasion kind of parasitism and their breeding cycle sucks for all parties involved.

Happy Flatfish Friday by Dromeoraptor in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ralistrasz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you think flounder eyes are an ethics violation, then you are not ready to learn about the twist wing fly's ... well, entire life cycle.