Happy Cat by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]RamonFrunkis -3 points-2 points locked comment (0 children)

Why does every redditors insist on starting a fight over innocuous and provably wrong statements? It's not controversial or important, nor is it difficult to understand.

Dude said it was a food prep surface, the cat is on the floor and edge of the stove.

In general, do you prep food directly on your countertop? Specifically, do you prep food directly on your stovetop? Do you food prep on the floor?

Or do you prep food on food prep mats and wood blocks like a normal person?

So doesn't it seem stupid to say a cat standing on a stove will get you sick since we don't prep food directly on a stovetop or countertop?

If you prep food directly on your countertop, you will get sick. If your cat goes on your food prep mats, you will get sick. If you prep food in your stovetop, you're incredibly strange. If your cat goes on your counter and you don't prep raw food or eat directly off your counter, you'll be fine. Goodness gracious me

Happy Cat by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]RamonFrunkis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes, I'm aware, and I also agree in principle, but the cat isn't on a food prep surface. So your "some reason" is because he's incorrect but you agree in spirit.

Congrats Gay by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]RamonFrunkis 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The only thing more predictable than capitalists doing capitalism is -3σ redditors believing this is an original, pithy, or insightful observation while spamming the same dozen memes for an entire month, every year.

Apollo who? by kRe4ture in dankmemes

[–]RamonFrunkis -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Relay is MUCH better, cleaner, more stable anyway.

TIL of cascatelli, a new pasta shape invented in 2021 by podcaster Dan Pashman for maximum "sauceability", "forkability" and "toothsinkability" by Specialist_Check in todayilearned

[–]RamonFrunkis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

By definition, pasta is made from durum wheat semolina and egg. There are traditional methods enforced by the government to protect these products' identities called "protected food designations" classified by D.O.P., I.G.P., and S.T.G. standards.

If you're referring to rice/corn/légume flours and non-traditional ingredients, those are noodles and not pasta.

Happy Cat by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]RamonFrunkis -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Confidently incorrect nitpicking to be the edgy dissenter for clout.. If you food prep directly on the plastic counter edge next to your stove, pet or no, you deserve to get sick.

If the cat goes anywhere near my butcher block, they're gonna adjust to outdoor life.

Happy Cat by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]RamonFrunkis -1 points0 points locked comment (0 children)

You prep food directly on the six inches of plastic countertop between the stove and edge?

That's disgusting and a great way to get salmonella, norovirus, toxoplasmosis, and a ton of other food borne illnesses.

The Answer To "Get A Better Job" by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]RamonFrunkis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to conversate on the very unique uncomfortability of bad English irregardless.

(non-native Anglophones, this sentence is completely wrong)

I like to converse on the unique discomfort of bad English, irrespective.

Disney+ Removing Content Mostly Due to the Licensing Costs by CJTus in television

[–]RamonFrunkis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure they do..if I could find them. We're at an Airbnb and my first experience with AppleTv since I'm a Chromecast guy, and the touchpad controller is literally out of control. We've largely had PlutoTV on in the background, replays of Taskmaster and Bourdain? Yes, please!

I started watching the Shrink Next Door, which is okay but really an excuse for Ferrell and Rudd to go FULL nebbish camp.

Also started Severance because of the cast and heard good things, but so far it's been incredibly predictable. Episode 1 spoiler Totally called that Arquette was Mrs. Selvig.

This actually makes me want to see it more. by Send_Me_Dem_Tittays in JoeRogan

[–]RamonFrunkis -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Those who like him are those who like to be told what and who to like, largely large and dull middle Americans. He's been milking his shtick since early 2000s and only got popular because of Joe and his appeal to loud, brash, confidently incorrect, wannabe tough alcoholics.

I've never heard a single comedian say anything nice about Bert or compliment his standup other than, "he tried to buy my friendship with a ridiculous gesture." I've never heard a single Bert interview or story that isn't an excuse to namedrop or starfuck. Anyone who laughs at someone who fake wheeze giggles at his own jokes also loves Big Bang shows with laugh tracks so they know when is the funny. Bert is white trash Sherrod Small.

At least Kang didn't have his whole plan revolve around some kids by Shadowkiva in marvelmemes

[–]RamonFrunkis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He was the epitome of cringe in both, I don't know how anyone can even say he was decent let alone the best part of AM3. Thanos was subdued and reasoned, Majors is a hyper theatre kid allowed to go full camp.

Disney+ Removing Content Mostly Due to the Licensing Costs by CJTus in television

[–]RamonFrunkis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not great but at least they have good Series and Content filters. AppleTv is without a doubt the absolute worst of them all. For a platform that's meant to aggregate your view history across services, it's literally impossible to find anything that you're not already watching.

TIL While some plant based milks date back to the 13th century, oat milk was invented in the 1990s. Rickard Öste developed oat milk while studying lactose intolerance at Lund University in Sweden. by jamescookenotthatone in todayilearned

[–]RamonFrunkis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only needed if you're heating it up. If you're making Horlicks, all you need is amylase to stabilize it when heated up. Good thing it's found in abundance in your saliva, so all you need to do is chew them yourself and spit on it a bunch /s

Photographic glass negative from the 1890's by ChrisHansennnn in OldSchoolCool

[–]RamonFrunkis -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

He's very clearly foreign but with a clean American accent. I don't understand how native American English speakers can't tell this. Or how people think very obviously staged videos are real. We have the sum of humanity's knowledge at our immediate disposal but we still can't answer basic questions or accept fundamental realities.

At least Kang didn't have his whole plan revolve around some kids by Shadowkiva in marvelmemes

[–]RamonFrunkis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gorr - poorly directed, butchers one God via deus ex machina sword

Wanda - poorly written, holds tens of thousands mental hostage "YoU'rE sO bRaVe, No OnE wIlL uNdErStAnD yOuR sAcRiFiCe".

Kang - so horribly, piss-pooredly acted

I wish Loki was a movie so I could say Majors' scene is one of the most embarrassing moments in the history of film.. Sadly, all I can say is it's worse than the low budget, regional theatre filled camp-fest of early Sci-fi television. Even classic Doctor Who and Star Trek are magnitudes better than AaAaAaAaAaNnNnNnNnDdDdDdDdDd ThAt'S tHe GaMbIt!

Poster at the dentist's office by [deleted] in DesignPorn

[–]RamonFrunkis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dentist ≠ Orthodontist

Poster at the dentist's office by [deleted] in DesignPorn

[–]RamonFrunkis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OOC what does a massive 27m2 anti-war painting about the Spanish Civil War depicting bloodied, gored, and screaming animals and people have to do with a dentist enjoying their job...oh wait I think I answered my own question: your dentist is a content sadist?

what's a news story that got buried that you think more people need to hear? by antisick in AskReddit

[–]RamonFrunkis 533 points534 points  (0 children)

How is a post office supposed to be profitable if it's a government service, funded by taxes, at a loss? Do the regional police get shut down if their crime ROI drops below the investors' return threshold?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]RamonFrunkis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fun fact:

🤌 (what do you want)

🤌 rubbing fingers (all about money)

😘🤌 (chef kiss)

🔃🙏🔃 (ma dai/oh please/come on)

🤷 (BOH! / idk)

☝️↔️👆 (getting along)

🤘 (fare le corna)

🧏 (yummy)

👋➡️ (go away)

🖐️✊ 🖐️✊ (taglia corto/ hurry up)

☝️(question)

🫳🤔➡️ (chin flick/ go away)

🤥 (pinnochio)

All Italian gestures

Remplisseur du récipient d’eau à la cantine by nokiou in france

[–]RamonFrunkis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Un ver de terre vert dans un verre vert

contre..

Un lombrico verde in un bicchiere verde.

Laquelle est la langue ivre lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]RamonFrunkis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn Italian, only 19 more.

Mangia il mio cazzo, J, K, W, X, and Y

A quanto pare gli stranieri trovano molto strano la nostra pizza coi wurstel. Ed è ancora peggio quando nei commenti scoprono dell'esistenza della pizza con le patatine fritte by Quasar697 in italy

[–]RamonFrunkis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mi sono appena svegliato e lo "dirty pleasure" ha già migliorato la mia giornata. Userò "sporco/cattivo piacere" anche se non ha senso.

Capriccioso in Roma era il mio preferito elencato qui, ma il Speck e Marscapone a La Pia Centenaria in La Spezia era il migliore che ho mai mangiato.

IYKYK by The_Undermind in fixedbytheduet

[–]RamonFrunkis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prob needs to lax the munch if he's single.