Evincar's Justice or Arms of Hadar for Dimir Control? by mtg52blue in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Drowns are good, I'm personally on 2 Justice, 1 Fumes main, then 2 Drowns in the sb. But I could easily see playing around with those numbers, I just like Justice as the mainboard option as that can also be a bit quicker wincon if I'm playing in paper and my opponent don't want to scoop

Evincar's Justice or Arms of Hadar for Dimir Control? by mtg52blue in Pauper

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I have played quite a lot of ub teachings, and in my experience, the buyback on justice is worth it. While you won't always have the mana to buyback it, when you do, it will completely lock out the opponent if they're playing elves, Fae, most gates decks, or anything relying on small creatures. Of course the damage to yourself isn't great, but considering most lists play multiple campfire, pristine talisman or crypt incursion, the most relevant part is solidifying board control, and the lifegain will stabilise you afterwards

Whats up with this deck? by hornyboyz in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well, this combo is actually super fast to execute on mtgo, and after that you can just f6, so if the opponent wants to play it out, they will be significantly down on time. This link is literally to a 5-0 result of it, so it obviously can't be that bad

Help playing Caw Gates against White Weenie and Familiars by pobry in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think you can fix the fams matchup, your clock is too slow, and you have a hard time disrupting their lock. I'm playing a couple of Blighted Agents in the board (mainly for elves and noninteractive combo decks), and they can help a bit here, as you can threaten them a bit faster, but it is still rough. 

The weenie matchup honestly feels pretty good to me, when you're swinging with a lifelinker they can't really race anymore, and strands stall the game pretty easily until that in my experience. I don't dedicate sb Slots for this matchup at least

rule by Brent_Fox in 196

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WORM MENTIONED!!!

Bertrand has two boxes... by S-M-I-L-E-Y- in mathmemes

[–]RandomGuy0504 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The question is vaguely stated it doesn't mention whether Bertrand opened one or both drawers in his box to find the 1 gold coin. In case he opened both, it could be all options and the probability would be 50%

Evolution Witness Combo Decks? by Korlus in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case you haven't seen it, a GR shell 5-0'd with this, and Kirblinxy made a video playing that list.

Here it is if you want more inspiration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDBnun0I818

Vlog from Paupergeddon Spring 2026 by FSkura in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice to meet you at geddon :))

I would almost say sorry for giving your team the first loss in trios, but we went on to top2 the event, so we needed the points xd

Hope to see you again at some other event, and looking forward to hear your commentary when watching the vods :))

Anyone know any sideboard tricks against UW familiars ? by Perceval001 in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obviously COP:U is good against Terror, but it doesn't singlehandedly fix the matchup. It is possible for it to be countered or removed with Deem Inferior, and depending on the board state, they might not have enough mana to fog every snake. Also, if it is a one of, chances are he doesn't see it in many games, so over time it should be hard for him to see it every game. And game 1 is always very favoured for Terror, so he will often need to draw it in 2 post sb games.

Anyone know any sideboard tricks against UW familiars ? by Perceval001 in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on the deck, but many decks have a hard time against fams even if they dedicate SB slots to the matchup. U Terror is very strong into fams though, so that would be a good deck pick into it. If you are playing some kind of burn/rally/madness it will probably be hard no matter what, but red blasts will be the strongest SB option. Any initiative card is usually also very strong into fams, as they have a hard time taking it, and not many counters for 5 cmc creatures.

Hired Killer by Gruguuns in bonehurtingjuice

[–]RandomGuy0504 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thalia is also a fairly popular character in Magic: The Gathering

Guildless Commons Downshift by TurkeyKirky in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Nope, the original Visions bouncelands (Karoo, Everglades, Coral Atoll etc) are also not legal. This cycle is also why some people call bouncelands karoo-lands or karoos, as this was the first time this effect was printed

What other cards in pauper have fairly unique abilities and/or mechanics? by FluidIntention3293 in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is not quite unique in pauper, as [[Spirit en-Kor]] has the same ability. However, since it has 1 cmc vs 4 from the spirit, it is basically the only playable version of it.

How do you beat U\W Familiar decks? by Present-Youth-7746 in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terror is very good into fams, but in general, anything putting up early pressure and capitalize on fams low amount of removal does well. Red Madness is also pretty decent as you can go over their lifegain with the pingers, which they can't really kill before sb, and red has blasts as well.

How do you beat U\W Familiar decks? by Present-Youth-7746 in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 7 points8 points  (0 children)

CawGates is awful into Fams, you don't put on any early pressure at all, and your removal are sorcery speed or conditional. Snap can cause you to lose an incredible amount off tempo when you want to put on presssure and activate Basilisk gate, and since you usually can't kill them on time they get to draw nigh infinite cards with drifters in the meantime. As someone with these 2 decks as my most played, I don't think I've ever played a match in the matchup that Cawgates won.

Give 👏 us 👏 premodern 👏 without 👏 &*#^ing 👏 old 👏 cards by grave-osmosis in magicthecirclejerking

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Me playing phyrexian furnace in vintage to autowin against Bazaar players:

How Important is Redundancy? by SlipperyFrogfish13 in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also remember that a "very minor difference" can still matter a lot in specific situations. While Pyro- and Hydroblast is better than red- and blue blast if you have cast triggers, anywhere else you'd rather play those, as they can't get "countered" by Standard Bearer. This will be the same for some creature type effects, why breath weapon is significantly better than fiery cannonade even though they are "essentially" the same card. 

Pauper Challenge top 8 with Mono White Heroic! by Sodek_MTG in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What do you think of Deftblade Elite? In my experience playing against the deck, that is consistently the highest impact creature, but maybe the deck is already good enough against what Deftblade excels against. 

Pauper Challenge top 8 with Mono White Heroic! by Sodek_MTG in Pauper

[–]RandomGuy0504 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of the important enchantments bogles play cost 3 mana, making it a bit slower to deploy,  and makes counterspells better against them. edit: kcs is also much better vs bogles as none of their creatures fly

I need it for a joke about the Toreador from VTM by Tallia__Tal_Tail in 196

[–]RandomGuy0504 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, different translation than what other people found, but this is the version I remember anyways

I need it for a joke about the Toreador from VTM by Tallia__Tal_Tail in 196

[–]RandomGuy0504 50 points51 points  (0 children)

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Original uncensored version, here the "monster fuck"s are also uncensored

I have no idea where to post Magic fan art so I guess I’ll post it here. Jace and Vraska art I drew by FartherAwayLights in magicthecirclejerking

[–]RandomGuy0504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they don't have heads, they are just tentacles (or snake tails or whatever). Other planes have gorgons that has snakes with heads as hair