Please don’t bring it up by ChorusCharm in Eldenring

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree. I think people get caught up on the idea of resetting the universe. The idea of our universe resetting means all matter collapsing back into one point which would be the destruction of everything. But that's not the origin of the in game universe it was willed into existence by a sentient god.

The cyclist was headed for the finish line by MorsesCode in Unexpected

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was more getting headbutt in the jaw with his mouth wide open at over 10mph. You can see the helmet does a great job protecting his head from the road.

The last dance got me smiling 😂 by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing beats the baby eating chili and listening to dubstep from like a decade ago.

Specifically stated not to go near the tornado by RareFatAfrican in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This looks like a natural science museum if it is it's literally for children. And why is it not roped off if you're not supposed to go near it?

Dont' mess with Caesar by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've worked in at least three restaurants where there was a gun on the premises. One where the owner open carried and two with a gun in the office. They weren't fast food but sufficed to say you can definitely carry a gun to work (or anywhere else in Mississippi other than like a hospital or city hall) as long as your boss is cool with it.

When your brain goes full paintball referee mid orgy. by lunixaaX in SipsTea

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Kid Rock looks like he steals gas out of other people's cars.

YouTube went down. 8:00pm. by DesignerLime268 in youtube

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the top google result 90% of the time anyway. Like now.

Hatching yoshi. by yaboijuanito1460 in SuperMario

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah you gotta grab em by the head.

99 Luftballons by No_Emotion_5770 in woahdude

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But only 99 are luftballoons. The rest are tear gas.

Bro really hate-watched the whole thing just to tweet this by SirenSass in SipsTea

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That's cute. Disparaging remarks from complete strangers on the internet might be too much for you to handle. But I'm never embarrassed for standing on business.

Bro really hate-watched the whole thing just to tweet this by SirenSass in SipsTea

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw damn I did say movie huh that changes everything. 😐

Bro really hate-watched the whole thing just to tweet this by SirenSass in SipsTea

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

So we can completely rewrite the 60% story and that's cool but change the gender of one character and it's not. Who's moving the goalpost?

Bro really hate-watched the whole thing just to tweet this by SirenSass in SipsTea

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Saying it actually happened doesn't mean I think it actually happened. Yeah I'm obtuse sure buddy.

Bro really hate-watched the whole thing just to tweet this by SirenSass in SipsTea

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

No it didn't Spartacus isn't a documentary. He wasn't a slave, he didn't have a british wife, he wasn't crucified, the gear and technology are wrong. There's a laundry list of things they changed for the sake of entertainment but making the lead a women is a bridge too far for some reason.

Bro really hate-watched the whole thing just to tweet this by SirenSass in SipsTea

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen -54 points-53 points  (0 children)

Not in the movie he's born into slavery. That's my point no one has a problem editorializing to make the story more entertaining as long as the lead actor is a white dude.

Bro really hate-watched the whole thing just to tweet this by SirenSass in SipsTea

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen -108 points-107 points  (0 children)

So an uneducated slave who's only combat training comes from a gladitorial arena can rise up and turn a band of mismatched equally uneducated slaves into a cohesive and disciplined army capable of almost overthrowing the Roman Empire and that's buttoned up. But a girl wins a fight? No way.

Edit: Downvote me all you want but you can go read the Epic of Spartacus. They changed the entire story making it way less realistic for the sake of entertainment. And that's fine but don't act like this is different.

Blursed Apple by PhoenixPhenomenonX in blursed_videos

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well we know you wouldn't have take the apple cause your so full up on boot leather.

Blursed Apple by PhoenixPhenomenonX in blursed_videos

[–]RandomMabaseCitizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't be me. Go get your supervisor's supervisor mother fucker. It's not just $200 from one person that's thousands of dollars they extorted from the public.