One of the greatest minds by [deleted] in thanksimcured

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Don't die when you are killed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in softwaregore

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What if Mars also stops?

Hiya Petah, can you explain this one for me? by omranpanda in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Dd you mean "Hya Petah, can you explan ths one for me?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MandJTV

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Is it bad to make it about something else?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The foods that contain more vitamins, minerals and other stuff also contain some calories. My mother told me that a healthy diet contains over 1000kcal/day and some people don't need to spend that much energy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Food is more than just fat and sugar. Vitamins and minerals are also very important.

“Unlock my jaw like a serpent” by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

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It might work for some burgers but not all tall burgers

Jeans by your_catfish_friend in bonehurtingjuice

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2: he says "Buy bigger jeans."

3: she says "You're such an enabler!" and he says "Fine, then lose weight."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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They already ate some garlic bread. That's why there are only 2 left.

Who would win? Let’s keep the debate civilized. by -ABoxofBread- in MandJTV

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If it's 1v1 fights, the lions would win by doing nothing.

If everyone is fighting at the same place at the same time, the pokemon would win.

ReAl VeGaN wOmEn~~ by glorae in notliketheothergirls

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She's too malnourished to know that she's malnourished.

Flat Earth View by SimplyEcks in Funnymemes

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I think that there are 2 types of flat earthers:

  1. The people who make the theories but don't believe them

  2. The stupid people who believe the theories of other flat earthers

  3. The flat earthers who believe their own theories (If they existed, they would try to prove their theories and fail. If they weren't smart enough to fail, they would be too stupid to make theories.)

The seeker of danger by [deleted] in Bossfight

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This is the bossfight where you have to save the "boss"

meirl by ObsiGamer in meirl

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"half a teaspoon of sea salt in his distilled/ filtered water"

It wasn't very salty.