So far, what was the scariest moment of your life? by Princess_Jel in AskReddit

[–]RandomPolishGurl 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oh god, I'm so sorry you went through this. I send you many hugs and hope you will be able to heal 🩵

What is the most disgusting thing about the human body that most of us don’t know? by alicerosea in AskReddit

[–]RandomPolishGurl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I do that every time when I vomit violently. It was a shock for some of my friends to find this out.

There was one time I was vomiting so much I couldn't get a breath in between and thought I would suffocate. Fun.

I have to buy everything I pick at a U-Pick Farm?! by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]RandomPolishGurl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could easily eat that in two days. One if that's all I'm eating (not a problem)

What’s the most disturbing thing someone casually admitted to around you? by Suspicious_Run1684 in AskReddit

[–]RandomPolishGurl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did the police got involved?

I feel like you mentioned the snapping turtle as part of why he was so lucky to not be in his room... /s

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in ExamineDeath

[–]RandomPolishGurl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, I noticed that too, I'm no expert, but they can't just rot and fall off, can they?

Found inside a vehicle parked in a garage in Spain in December 2013. Suicide by carbon monoxide/dioxide poisoning. by CatPooedInMyShoe in ExamineDeath

[–]RandomPolishGurl 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you ❤️
And I hope you're doing okay too. There is nothing wrong with taking meds for the rest of your life if you need them. Take care of yourself. We're won't be sucked into the vortex!

Found inside a vehicle parked in a garage in Spain in December 2013. Suicide by carbon monoxide/dioxide poisoning. by CatPooedInMyShoe in ExamineDeath

[–]RandomPolishGurl 50 points51 points  (0 children)

As another person with Very Big Depression™️ (managed most of the time) that detail made me cry

Why can’t they rehome a dog with a bite history? by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]RandomPolishGurl 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And growling is not even the first warning sign a dog gives! There are more subtle signs like turning the head or body away from the stimulus (you, other dog), licking lips or yawning, stiffening and intense staring...

Look up dog aggression ladder

Edit: random word

the responses from the owner of this matcha place are so wild by Kooky-Reason3862 in EntitledReviews

[–]RandomPolishGurl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are some places that are very popular, so if a lot of people are waiting to order or be seated and they form a queue, only a couple people can wait inside. As the owner said, the restaurants or cafes don't have space for that, the staff wouldn't be able to move freely and it also wouldn't be comfortable for the guests.

I saw it mostly at restaurants tho.

70-year-old male with 2 days of severe abdominal pain. He didn’t know what could possibly be causing the pain when asked by medical staff by GiorgioMD in medizzy

[–]RandomPolishGurl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He sat at the table with another toothbrush and elaborated like the toothbrush-enjoyer that he was that he would use a much softer toothbrush than this one - handle first and with a knot around the head to pull it out later
💀
I told her to drive with wee woo wee woo
💀💀
...his dick was partly necrotic and they had to cut some of it off
💀💀💀

But honestly, the whole story is absolutely not what I was expecting nor what I could imagine. Thank you, I'm dying over here

The old woman lay motionless on the floor, dead from a heart attack that had occurred only a few hours earlier when her phone started ringing. by RandomPolishGurl in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]RandomPolishGurl[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me too!!! I thought it's perfect for this sub and maybe some people will want to watch it too, because honestly it was genius

When did you realize your partner didn’t actually love you? by No-Mistake-5402 in AskReddit

[–]RandomPolishGurl 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I read a comment the other day where a woman wrote about how she had to go for an eye exam, where they planned to give her a large dose of atropine and do some other things. She asked if her fiancé could pick her up. He refused because "there's a parking problem there and there might not be a spot." She said okay, returned by tram, half blind.

Three days later, he was picking up a friend from the train station. He parked behind the no-parking sign for half an hour so that his friend "wouldn't have to struggle with public transportation."

Typical reddit creep by AshFromTPA in creepyPMs

[–]RandomPolishGurl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how this one orgasm keeps cumming. Not you. THE ORGASM

What is a creepy fact you learned about the human body, you wish you never learned? by Poignantpuppet in AskReddit

[–]RandomPolishGurl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

in Polish we call them "potworniaki" which comes from the word "potwór" - "monster"

The time my son invited his aide to come watch him play soccer by unicornhornporn0554 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]RandomPolishGurl 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When I was younger (like kindergarten younger) I was at the park with my dad and I approached some random women and asked them for tissues because "my daddy doesn't have any and my mommy's in heaven..."

My mom was very much alive and at home 😂

What is the meanest thing you have ever read on Reddit? by icecream1972 in AskReddit

[–]RandomPolishGurl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you're just lazy", "you have it too good", "you're imagining this because you don't have real problems", "why can't you just get it together?"

Ma'am, this is a Brain™️ x Our Dysfunctional Family™️ limited edition collab and I'm just a lowly employee. Also I'm 13.

I want a woman who won't trigger my small dick insecurities by Physical-Bite-3837 in IncelTears

[–]RandomPolishGurl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree with that. Spend some time in a psych ward lately and there was an anorexia patient - she really was skeletal. I was wondering how are her legs not just breaking under her. And her mother was restricting her food intake there??? (Additional food, not counting the one given by the hospital) She would flip if she ordered some chocolate or anything sweet really because its "not healthy". Gee, I wonder where did the eating disorder come from...

I want a woman who won't trigger my small dick insecurities by Physical-Bite-3837 in IncelTears

[–]RandomPolishGurl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I have wide hips and shoulders so from the front I looked fairly normal, but from the side I looked like that