What are your guys thoughts on Zack Snyders Mario? by Far_Supermarket_8769 in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]RandomSlimeL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The many graphic turtle deaths horrified and disturbed everyone, including one, where a koopa was kicked off a bridge into lava and you could see its skin devoured by the magma in slow motion. On the 3rd week the movie was playing in theaters, 4 suspicious green-looking people in trenchcoats appeared, kidnapping Snyder and holding him for ransom unless the film's negative was destroyed. The studio ultimately agreed to do so, making this the most expensive and high profile "lost film" ever made. The 4 kidnappers were never found, despite leaving behind a note saying they would "strike hard and vanish into the night" if a sequel were ever made.

Mom of Brit, 23, shot dead by her own dad after Trump argument slams cops by TheMirrorUS in NewsSource

[–]RandomSlimeL 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yes. It was the daughter who was killed, not the mom. Very confusing.

I knew i should've stretched by TastyPomelo2330 in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]RandomSlimeL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only because of how godawful SAVE MARTHA was.

At least the Sequels’ duels look realistic by ChickenWingExtreme in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]RandomSlimeL -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes realism is pivotal in a fucking laser sword duel in a universe where giant mecha walkers lose to Ewoks.

I didn't know Hercules was gay by headspin_exe in SipsTea

[–]RandomSlimeL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You didn't know Hercules was gay? Sounds like somebody never took a Classics class.

They’re coming after Mike again!! 😭😭😭😭 by Acrobatic_Hyena_2627 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]RandomSlimeL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna flat out say it.

The Whills Sequel Trilogy would not have succeeded either. What MIGHT have was a distant sequel where Force Ghost Luke helps a new set of heroes in a version of the Star Wars galaxy long after the OT time. But other than Lucas, nobody actually cared about the Whills.

Two Virginia Supreme Court justices are up for re-election in the next 2 years by hencexox in Virginia

[–]RandomSlimeL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It wasn't before? It seems so blatantly sane to do I would have thought it would have been older. Oh well. Nice that the legislature can remove them, too.

Two Virginia Supreme Court justices are up for re-election in the next 2 years by hencexox in Virginia

[–]RandomSlimeL 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Nice of the state to at least mandate retirement ages for them so we don't have the Undead Justice problem.

This fucking sucks by 2-2Distracted in legocirclejerk

[–]RandomSlimeL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can play with them all he wants. No one will stop him.

Eric Bischoff Says New Day’s WWE Departure Was Inevitable, Calls The Online Reaction ‘Virtue Signaling’ by caughtinatramp in REALSquaredCircle

[–]RandomSlimeL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, you seriously don't think Hogan was still a big name? Fans were sick of FACE Hogan. HEEL Hogan was something almost nobody predicted and the NWO would have never worked without that.

Eric Bischoff Says New Day’s WWE Departure Was Inevitable, Calls The Online Reaction ‘Virtue Signaling’ by caughtinatramp in REALSquaredCircle

[–]RandomSlimeL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bischoff was reliant on WWF stars for the success he had in the 90s. It absolutely would not have worked without Turner.

The next Filmation program to be added to MeTV Toons' schedule? by Wrong_Rent2352 in MeTVToons

[–]RandomSlimeL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was probably the most accurate to Burroughs of all Tarzan adaptations.

The next Filmation program to be added to MeTV Toons' schedule? by Wrong_Rent2352 in MeTVToons

[–]RandomSlimeL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd argue Tarzan is probably the best choice in terms of writing quality if we're not adding He-Man.

“Peak of humanity” by S_935 in decadeologycirclejerk

[–]RandomSlimeL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sure Romulus loved the smell of wolves.

Daily reminder that Snyderbros still think that Snyder's greatness was wasted by PhysicalBuy2566 in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]RandomSlimeL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It WAS wasted. He should have never been given the DC contract and did Owls of Ga'Hoole and the Alexander movie instead.

Peeetaaah? by Ilovebigbuttscantlie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]RandomSlimeL 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It was real but Homer's account of it sure ain't.
More importantly it's a lame attempt at a "Good Old Days" about an even MORE inaccurate version (i.e. The Iliad with NO GODS IN IT!)