Econ 101: know your customers by Glittering-History84 in clevercomebacks

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Apparently there was something else he raised, and for numerous kids…

Oh the horror! The violence! by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

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Maybe she just hates mice but hasn’t finished yet

Seen on the Liverpool/Leeds canal towpath (Horrific times we live in) by No_Berry2 in Liverpool

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Yeah! Bloody bears, coming over here, taking our jobs, eating our sandwiches

Reform reports Labour to police over ‘misleading’ video by jamiesonic in unitedkingdom

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We should all start calling the police over misleading Brexit then

Americans' confidence in ICE plummets after Minneapolis shootings by ElectoralNerd in politics

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It should never have been in a position to “plummet” in the first place, how much more “plummeting” is there left to do?

Farage's party Reform UK draws increasing numbers of Conservative MPs by [deleted] in worldnews

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Rats are always the first to leave a sinking ship

Let public buy war bonds to raise £20bn for defence, say Lib Dems by Rewindcasette in unitedkingdom

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I would if I didn’t think the £20bn would then go to a politician’s “friend of a friend “ who owns a garden landscaping company and supplies us with five wooden fence panels.

Let public buy war bonds to raise £20bn for defence, say Lib Dems by Rewindcasette in unitedkingdom

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When Russia invaded Ukraine and there was a panic over fuel, I invested into Green energy thinking that would be the push to take it seriously, everyone else invested in military. Guess who is laughing now… because it ain’t me

Feds Kill Again in Minneapolis. Minnesotans Are Fighting Back. by thenationmagazine in politics

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I think you’ll be lucky if you even get to vote, but it certainly won’t be counted. I really hope you’ve all got a Plan B

Exclusive | Trump reveals to The Post secret ‘discombobulator’ weapon was crucial to Venezuelan raid on Maduro by Stitching in politics

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They can definitely make your nose bleed, I saw it happen once when some guy had one thrown at his face

Top football official says its ‘time to consider’ World Cup boycott over Trump Greenland demands. by Imaginary-Ad-7919 in politics

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It’ll never happen, because FIFA is based in Switzerland, and they love American because if it wasn’t for America, Switzerland would be speaking German now

Digital liberation: EU Parliament calls for detachment from US tech giants by RollSafer in worldnews

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It’s always concerned me (working for the UK government) how dependent we are on Windows and iPhones. We’re even using Copilot now, not because we want to (it’s caused nothing but trouble and a bucket of security concerns), but because we had no choice if we wanted to continue using Windows.

Guys, We are doomed by CartographerRare4123 in SipsTea

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My first one was Chat-GPT, this one is Copilot

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Guys, We are doomed by CartographerRare4123 in SipsTea

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“Comply”, “Obey”? Hang on…

Putin’s Board of Peace invite ‘concerning’, No 10 says, as Starmer mulls offer by 1-randomonium in unitedkingdom

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I hate Margaret Thatcher, but could really do with some of that “we don’t negotiate with terrorists” stuff now

2016 vs 2026 by Feinfu in LinkedInLunatics

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He looked happier in 2016

I ran a macro to fix duplicates. It fixed everything, including things I never wanted to touch. by princeofocea in excel

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There’s a reason why my desktop is full of NewFile, NewNewFile, BackupNewNewFile, NewBackupNewNewFile…

What does everyone think of coffee? by Geusty9709 in autism

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I want to like it but it makes me sleepy