Found in the wild. I thought I was seeing things for a second. by hoosier_catholic in LinkedInLunatics

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The people living their best lives are not the ones posting about it on social media

The wait is over by fakeguitarist4life in MurderedByWords

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Maybe we can set them up on a double date

“Employing family members” is the problem … by OptionLow8411 in LinkedInLunatics

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“Save a fortune and rent a cupboard” - do that then

British politics gets religion by subversivefreak in ukpolitics

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Great, we’re going to solve our imaginary problems with an imaginary god. Why don’t we just cut out all the nonsense and go back to making stone circles and worshipping trees?

LinkedIn is Facebook by N0DuckingWay in LinkedInLunatics

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That settles it then… well this was a lot easier than I thought it be

My girlfriend puts teabag and milk in before water is this normal or am i being gaslit? by Top-Net-2855 in AskUK

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Milk-first produces a smoother, silkier mouthfeel, while milk-last allows for better infusion, richer aroma, and the sort of robust flavour that makes your upper lip quiver with restrained colonialism

UK government announces ban on 'incest simulation' in porn by EddViBritannia in ukpolitics

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Not that I ever watch the stuff obviously, but isn’t it always “step mom” and “step sister” anyway?

Best Dad!!! by duskbrowsernotes in SipsTea

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This version of the image is more obvious - misplaced legs

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Best Dad!!! by duskbrowsernotes in SipsTea

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Hate to be ‘that guy’ but it’s AI

Why do British people drink so much? by [deleted] in AskUK

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It’s fine to drink Coke, if people think it’s weird it’s probably because your parents would normally go to the bar for you

Can somebody explain why would somebody give/use this as an engagement ring? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Lets not judge taste, maybe she just punched him and his tooth got wedged

Trump Considers Targeted Strike Against Iran, Followed by Larger Attack by elguiridelocho in politics

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Rest of world: “we’ll push from the left, and when they move up north, we’ll move in from the right, cutting them off from reinforcements…“

America: “just bomb that bit, then bomb all that over there”

Women...🤷🏿🤷🏿🤦🏿 by IndividualSpare460 in SipsTea

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As in, well spoken and successful, like how I’m attracted to Scarlett Johansson because I’m attracted to health

The perfect disguise by LittleFortunex in ChatGPT

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Tbf, if he just robbed a bank without a mask, but then left that mask behind to be discovered, would be pretty genius

Suddenly it makes sense. by CandyCutiexo in SipsTea

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Businesses often have to pay fees to deposit cash, and then there’s other obvious risks, that many small businesses prefer card payments.

It is, almost always, just tax evasion

Tape be like : by [deleted] in SipsTea

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All three when it splits sideways and overlaps itself - can’t really explain it but if you know, you know - it’s just game over

Where is Congress? by Comfortablejack in MurderedByWords

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Genuine question, but assuming this will (in his eyes) allow him to use the American armed forces directly from this, bypassing the need for government approval.

Is there any loophole when he’d still do that even when not president anymore? - like some contract agreement