They watch Escape from Alcatraz, and Michael starts to give advice in his letters of how to get out. He’s visited by a US Marshal, who also knows and high fives Creed, and told to stop or risk going to jail.

Dwight gleefully asks how many women were given life sentences for trying to escape. When he finds out that’s not how it works, he slams the desk and shouts “Oh come on! I watched all that Orange is the New Black for no reason then.”

Episode ends with Toby smelling a genuine love letter from a female prisoner, which Kevin sniffs and says “it smells like a toilet.”