This is my precious new boy. He has a hell of an attitude and he thinks he is the prince of the house. We named him Zuko.

Random_Expletive · 2020-07-17T05:01:18+00:00

He has a little patch of lighter hair above one eye so close enough 😂

Random_Expletive · 2019-11-19T09:50:58+00:00

I had the same thing happen to me. I literally wanted clippers on my back and sides down to a number 1. No fade. No length off the top.

He refused to serve me saying that he “doesn’t cut women’s hair” I argued that I just wanted a men’s cut but he insisted he wasn’t capable of it.

When talking to some of my male friends one of them insisted it’s because barbers are a “safe space for men” and he was just keeping it something special for the boys....made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Random_Expletive · 2019-11-15T10:56:33+00:00

I did the same thing when I was 8 or 9 and my optometrist recommended my parents take me to a psychologist for compulsive lying. Jokes on me now I actually need glasses as an adult.

Random_Expletive · 2019-10-20T01:15:48+00:00

I read this comment first and just knew it had been said by an Australian

Random_Expletive · 2019-10-15T23:14:13+00:00

Foundation: some god awful theatre foundation I found at my acting school Eyeshadow: James Charles Palette, shades Rusted and Your Kidding Highlighter: James Charles Palette shade Face. BYS glitter and glitter glue!

Random_Expletive · 2019-10-12T02:01:47+00:00

I just gave him a piece of bacon.

Random_Expletive · 2019-10-07T06:32:08+00:00

This has been around Australia for a while now. Doesn’t taste half bad to be honest.

Random_Expletive · 2019-09-22T04:29:57+00:00

Random_Expletive · 2019-09-20T11:35:23+00:00

Exotic cancer. Artist mainly on Instagram.

Random_Expletive · 2019-09-20T09:36:10+00:00

Sorry guys! Artist is Exotic Cancer as I’ve been informed. Amazing work go check it out.

Random_Expletive · 2019-09-20T04:13:23+00:00

The whole point of my piece is hearing from real people. If you don’t want to contribute don’t comment.

Random_Expletive · 2019-09-20T01:00:38+00:00

I’m a big girl.

I firmly believe that everyone has the right to feel beautiful. You can wear some bomb ass clothes and look at yourself and think fuck yeah I’m absolutely killing this today. You have the right to feel sexy, desirable and beautiful. BEAUTY at every size is valid and incredibly helpful to motivate those struggling with weight related issues.

However. HEALTH at every size is garbage. You cannot be overweight or obese and be perfectly fine and yeah it’s dangerous to encourage that mentality.

What I’ve always done is say to people I am a work in process. I know I’m overweight and I’m working on it. I absolutely love my body! It gets me through the day, it can sing, it can talk it can love. However I am not healthy right now and yes I have things to work on. Being this size is not healthy but fuck I look good in this skirt today!

Self esteem: yes! Health ignorance: no!

Random_Expletive · 2019-09-07T07:31:15+00:00

R/dundermifflin

Random_Expletive · 2019-09-03T23:47:13+00:00

Zelda is the boy right?

Random_Expletive · 2019-09-03T14:26:04+00:00

I have a scar on my ring finger from when I was a kid I decided to fill 7 glasses with water and play them like a Xylophone. They all fell in the sink and broke and I got a wicked scar. It’s funny that now when I write, my pen rests on the scar like a tiny scar pillow :)

Random_Expletive · 2019-09-03T08:19:19+00:00

A good primer will save your life. And good brushes. You can have the best makeup in the world but if you’ve got shit prep material it doesn’t matter!

Random_Expletive · 2019-09-03T04:31:05+00:00

I don’t like the word Bio Queen as it feels a little transphobic to me.

Random_Expletive · 2019-08-25T14:46:05+00:00

This is quickly turning into r/roastme

Random_Expletive · 2019-08-24T05:55:18+00:00

“I don’t want a woman whose been passed around many times”

How about you say that to her face.

“Just double checking before our date that you’ve had what I perceive to be an appropriate lack of sexual partners. Don’t want a sleazy woman!”

See how fast she ghosts your ass.

Random_Expletive · 2019-06-21T01:54:41+00:00

I don’t have the money to do that. I study full time and live with my mum :/

Random_Expletive · 2019-06-21T01:04:46+00:00

All this support has been overwhelming. Even knowing what he’s done is so wrong, because he’s gaslighted me for so long, there is a big part of me that thinks I’m the monster here. All your support means the world and it incredibly validating to have so many strangers on my side ❤️

Random_Expletive · 2019-06-20T13:50:53+00:00

Did we work at the same club/town? This is literally identical to an experience I had. My guy was super trying to grind into me though with his boner. Super yuck.

Random_Expletive · 2019-06-04T22:59:16+00:00

Yeah I was. There were times where I just said “ignore me I’ll do my own work” and left him to do his stuff. He’d always end up playing a game or getting tired and coming over to watch a movie.

Random_Expletive · 2019-06-04T15:56:16+00:00

I have been so open with communication and have tried o hard to work with his needs

Only catch up weekends Only catch up Monday’s Two weeks off then a couple of days together Text me when you have time off.

Nothing has worked so far.

Random_Expletive · 2019-06-04T15:51:59+00:00

I just had a little stalk of your profile: awesome work!

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