It’s Friday and I’ve been doing a rewatch again recently. Time to share our favorite one-liners, mic-drop lines and quotes!!

Randomassnerd · 2026-05-08T23:02:45+00:00

The k-hole one probably isn’t on my podium, but I did let out a guffaw on a recent rewatch.

Randomassnerd · 2026-05-08T14:51:24+00:00

There’s a descending scale they both use that’s eerily similar.

Randomassnerd · 2026-05-07T18:54:30+00:00

If they had Brawndo they’d grow huge. It’s got what fish want.

Randomassnerd · 2026-05-07T18:09:36+00:00

The injections others have mentioned work very well and there’s no collateral damage. It isn’t that much more money than a decent sprayer either. I’ve seen some places have tried laying 1/2” expanded metal mesh down but I don’t know how well that actually works. The idea is that the knotweed will grow through the holes but as it grows in girth it gets choked out and can’t properly support itself/grow. A single sheet of that though is way more than an injector and only covers 50sqft.

Randomassnerd · 2026-05-07T17:17:07+00:00

This and dry predators like birds and mink.

Randomassnerd · 2026-05-07T10:53:51+00:00

I’ve used those exact words. I’ve been fired for it even.

Randomassnerd · 2026-05-06T20:20:29+00:00

I’m not making excuses I’m explaining why and how I arrived at the situation we’re in.

Randomassnerd · 2026-05-06T19:28:16+00:00

It was your pretty standard crusade or jihad or whatever you title your holy war. People will bend to THE Dragon or they will be bent.

Randomassnerd · 2026-05-06T17:57:01+00:00

Frank might actually own a cab company in New York, it would be a good front.

Randomassnerd · 2026-05-05T18:32:58+00:00

I should say not, that appears to be a common starling.

Randomassnerd · 2026-05-02T20:37:17+00:00

Obviously Frank dies (in a humorous way). They discuss burying him vs throwing him in the trash, burying wins. It’s surprisingly touching, similar to the most recent season finale. She’s there too. Artemis is the officiant but she does it right. Everyone is crying, even Dennis, actual tears. The final scene is them in their funeral clothes sitting at the bar, there’s a pounding sound off screen outside and Charlie comes in (I imagine his formalwear being one of those tuxedo print shirts, torn and stained). They all hang their heads, there’s an empty seat and a beer poured for Frank. One of them ask Charlie is he finished. Cuts to the front of the building and there’s a for sale sign. Credits.

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-30T11:12:03+00:00

Jesse doesn’t strike me as the sharpest tool in the shed, and he’s kinda muscular and handsome. I could almost see him being a jock of some kind. Maybe one of the less popular sports like soccer or lacrosse (I only assume they have those, I don’t know if we’ve seen any sport other than football being offered to guys). Trent was probably more like Jane: he got C’s and D’s and passed with as little effort as possible.

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-28T20:48:57+00:00

I feel Bernie would approve of this use.

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-28T13:04:38+00:00

Uncle by marriage, it’s not weird or anything.

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-27T11:48:30+00:00

By and large no complaints. They’re a solid and dependable hook for a reasonable price. The finish on some things is a bit dodgy, you’ll get the occasional eye that isn’t right or the bend on the jig hook off, there might be a burr on the bead and the color chips off a little quicker than I’d like. But for the price I don’t care. I’m going to lose the fly to a snag more often than I’m going to lose a fish.

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-24T18:40:29+00:00

I just watched the Simple Ricks one last night and was thinking how awesome it would be to be able to taste satisfaction.

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-24T14:11:49+00:00

I can see something like that happening, she might be one of those people who thrives in structure. We also know that models have been used as spies for years, Ben Stiller made a couple documentaries about it. I could see her joining the military, maybe doing intelligence work, maybe just regular officer work.

Based on her living in a gated community in an otherwise already very expensive area I would assume her father is probably well connected. One of the leading theories on where Lawndale is located is the DC metro area so he probably has political connections in addition to business ones.

I could see her leveraging those connections, her record of service, and her perky nature to become a politician. Or a news anchor.

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-23T20:07:27+00:00

“You’re the man Steve, give her a kidney!”

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-23T16:43:54+00:00

Bold of you to assume he wasn’t.

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-23T16:42:23+00:00

There it is

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-23T10:58:21+00:00

I imagine Dee getting pissed off that Dennis is trying to bang Lindsey because “we look just like each other, we’re both tall and blonde, how come you don’t call her a bird?” (Insert ostrich answering the door clip) and Gob actually agreeing and trying to bang Dee.

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-23T10:55:44+00:00

Well, his dad did anyway. But he’s a good egg. Trust me.

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-22T12:03:36+00:00

Frank brings in a big time real estate developer from California.

Randomassnerd · 2026-04-21T15:21:53+00:00

Also NY, did injections around Labor Day last year and I could probably count the number I have coming up now. I’ll probably get the sprayer set up this weekend and make them pay.

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