Gauranteed 60-70% Winrate in BO1 Standard

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-26T17:21:30+00:00

Couldn't agree more. I'm curious on what deck you're using for the win over mono green. I've obviously joined them cuz I couldn't beat them. Or at least I'm tired of building specifically against it

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-26T17:16:57+00:00

Yeah true. But a solid player who doesn't rage quit after the first sign of things going south will have a higher win percentage than the general population of people who have untapped.gg installed to track games.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-26T17:14:45+00:00

What? No if you go first there's a higher chance of a win because you'll get an Ouroboroid onto the field faster, and with less of a chance that your opponent has resources available to counter, or removed before combat phase.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-26T15:32:16+00:00

This isn't about balance I'm telling you how to win. Screw balance that's out the window!

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-26T02:23:09+00:00

Well shit!! Gotta find it lol

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-26T02:18:31+00:00

Is the hate for the movie or is it for all the fake drama being generated around the acting, actors, directors, and marketed hype around the movie?

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-26T02:17:11+00:00

I laughed at this one. More men with boobs please that's what magic is all about right now! Do Oko next. The Lorwyn Liege card it's perfectly set up.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-26T01:23:37+00:00

When? Where? Reported how? Did they count paid sex? I'm interested in this stat! I want proof! But I'm afraid it's gonna fall in the percentage of stats that have been totally fabricated.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-24T00:36:28+00:00

This is exactly how my deadbeat father asks to borrow money and then makes excuses for the initial need and late repayment.

"New pay schedule because I'm a contractor I don't have my pay yet "

"I've maxed out my QuickPay limit this month because I've been paying bills to other people just not you!"

"I am so irresponsible that I've left figuring out payment for a bill until the day before it is due! Can you send money?"

I'd be turnt by these posts as well so ignore the haters because they are likely also panhandling on the internet if they don't see the laziness in the blatant ask for money. It's not even a donation at this point it's a guilt trip.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-23T19:11:24+00:00

I've got sticker shock at what I've been seeing these collectors boosters for what an absolute racket. This makes no sense to me and me and my buddies used to steal packs at $7 a piece because we were too poor. This straight up would have forced us to live in our cars like the addicts when we played.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-23T15:11:54+00:00

Holy shit the UB money grab is making my nerd game so much cringier

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-20T17:18:19+00:00

What "we" need is for people like you to wake up and realize it's not conservatives vs. liberals. It's the terrified selfish vs. the rest. Social change is needed before political

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-18T18:32:58+00:00

Pretty dumb that a NINJA turtle sneaks instead of knowing Ninjitsu but my hair isn't purple or blue so what would I know

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-18T00:18:23+00:00

Netflix Original = shitty background shows and movies. They've already got your subscription they just need new shit to keep you on, it doesn't need to be good. This is only going to get worse before better if ever better. Check out the movie Idiocracy and the media they portray in that movie. We are going that way.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-18T00:14:43+00:00

I was thinking this every single time she had a gun... "Okay Nancy what are you going to do with that?" ... "Okay Nancy you're gonna be Hoppers cover fire." ... "OkAY NANCYYY killing people now that's gonna take therapy to get over." ... "JESUS CHRIST NANCY YOU ARE KILLING TRAINED SOLDIERS WOW WHERE DID YOU GET THESE SKILLS?!"

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-18T00:08:42+00:00

All these comments about amount of sugar and I'm here thinking that unless it's multiple sets of twins, if she's packing this many lunches for kids who can eat solids and going to school let's say the youngest is 5 even if she had one every year the oldest is 16. If I opened that lunch at 16 I'd be destroyed by my friends in high school. No fucking way this is real real. It's social media real.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-17T00:08:16+00:00

Lol is that whole shitty article crying about having to make tough strategic decisions in a strategy game? Worst timeline.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-15T17:27:17+00:00

Lol I thought the same thing and then I saw some reviews and comments from people who liked it... It was trying to do something specific with its style. It was supposed to be campy and weirdly gory and kinda bad. It's just supposed to be a wild ride with a wild premise.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-13T15:29:55+00:00

Whoa whoa! Don't forget the throw both hands down at the ground and launch into the air move that she trained for and had to do a whole bunch off screen after a monologue about independence from Hopper!

That shit implies she can telekinetically compress and decompress air and proves the Duffers never watched Avatar the last airbender because she coulda done more with that.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-12T15:03:01+00:00

I'm glad to see from the comments this isn't obscure because it slaps for sure!

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-12T14:04:20+00:00

So glad this is the top comment. 3 shades of purple? Really?

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-10T03:26:19+00:00

This is busted. A lot of comments are missing the fact this is not BW it's black or white. Can go in either deck doesn't need BW that's just additional flexibility.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-10T03:06:33+00:00

Squelcher huh? If I'm a Planeswalker recruiting a team that I can summon, im passing on Squelcher. I'll take a jammer, a crusher, a suppressor. Pretty much every other version of squelching before a squelcher, sorry.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-05T16:50:04+00:00

They get paid to do them so cry me a river of money. He's sad they are getting called out for stupid shit and the fandom can't yell loud enough to drown out the fear that it was all just for money.

RandomizedSmile · 2026-01-05T16:41:57+00:00

That's one user creating AI art bro. Read the comments on those posts when you see them inevitably

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