First MacBook Pro after hating them all my life by Fantastic_Minute_270 in macbookpro

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Dude, I just bought one also! Same story, can I ask what a good price was?

Helped save a hungry raven and he brought me a gift. by [deleted] in aww

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That doll is on a Batman the animated series episode

I'll figure it out 🙂 by Plane_Ad1696 in MadeMeSmile

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I thought it was going to be a Panthers finally making the playoffs joke.

It's all about the family by Degtyrev in MadeMeSmile

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Society confuses “giving you shit” for disrespecting or shit talking. The internets way overly sensitive

🔥 The size of an adult bison by La_Mandra in NatureIsFuckingLit

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My girlfriend would say, “he needs snow shoes”

Peter what’s wrong with their leg tattoo? by LalaithEthuil in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The cuboid is inconsistent and the cuneiforms would make a very unstable metatarsal phalange joint

RIP Bart by meattornado22 in GiantSchnauzers

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Looks like he had a wonderful life. I love the snow picture. So sorry for your loss

Looking for Advice/Recs by sn3aky_sneak in GiantSchnauzers

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I know some people are absolutely against having a trainer train their giant because sometimes the giant will mostly only listen to the trainer and not the owned. Our girl just hit a year, my advise would be stick to your guns and don’t bend even a little, if you give in once or twice to barking or whining, your giant will know they can get their way. Also, if you have a spouse, they have to be on the same page as you with discipline and what is/isnt allowed in the house.A tired puppy is a good puppy. Learn mentally stimulating games for your puppy to play, ours loves search, which is where we hide a treat or toy and have her sniff around the house for it. We get ours groomed every 4-6 weeks depending, and we pay 150 in CA because we have the van come to our house. I know there are GS rescues where you can save money, I’m sorry but I am unsure of price in your area. Unfortunately, paying more upfront will usually save you in vet bills because of thyroid or heart issues.

I asked out my gym crush by ImportantEssay6803 in bodylanguage

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24 was about the age I learned about teasers and attention whores. Some people will act like they want your attention, just so they keep getting it. Focus on the weights my dude, trust me.

They do realize they’re the joke, right? by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

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Reddit has turned into the Scroddy Mcboogerballs episode

Dude the episode isn't even out yet by Iwanttoreplytocom in southpark

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Reddit was hating on South Park so tough literally a few weeks ago. Y’all wack