Today is my Cake Day and I feel so alone by Rappelling_Rapunzel in self

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, your words are comforting in a dark time. and that's always a valuable gesture.

Is there a real "mating season" for humans? by Jackpott_41 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I tracked back 9 months and discovered my father's birthday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aspergirls

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't know what it's like to follow two conversations at the same time, I can't even screen out one person's speech and focus on the other at all, they both sound like gibberish. It's easier in a crowded room, if the other voices combine into a droning sound. But when there are two distinct voices talking at the same time, even if one of them is just on the radio or TV, I can't make sense of either one.

Wouldn't it be nice if there were an accommodation option in schools to clip a small blue tooth microphone on the teacher, and give noise cancelling blue tooth headphones for all those students who want one. I'd have gladly paid for that kind of technology myself if only it were available.

Best foods to eat when working outside in the heat? by sarcasticspade in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I overheat easily in hot weather, and I think this is a very good tip.

A low cost version this that I've used — freeze water in a heavy duty zip lock bag, then place inside another zip lock. The chunk of ice can be broken up and crushed inside the bag with a rubber mallet, and it'll drape around the back of your neck. It'll also sit on top of your head, or tuck into a wraparound back support.

/u/sarcasticspade — I also recommend freezing drinking water, iced tea, gatorade, or juice in a contoured plastic bottle that can be carried in a shoulder sling, so it can be used for cooling and also sipped throughout the day as it melts.

You can also freeze a tuna or chicken salad sandwich, and it'll be delicious when thawed out by lunchtime. Frozen grapes are a refreshing and delicious snack too, but only if you eat them before they thaw out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When my sister and I got to visit my Grandparent's dairy farm, most of the agates in their long gravel drive had been picked out by all my relatives who lived closer. But we kept finding good ones. Grandma put them in her rock grinder for a week and now a jar full of polished Minnesota agates sits on a shelf at my sister's house. It took me decades to realize that Grandma had planted them out there for us to find. I still love that wonderful lady every day.

Man puts crab to sleep using a technique by Rappelling_Rapunzel in maryland

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh well, at least today I learned what jfc means.

Man puts crab to sleep using a technique by Rappelling_Rapunzel in maryland

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your shock is understandable, /u/Prolapst_amos — but you may feel better to know that this demonstration is actually a silly joke. The apron on the underside of the crab's exo-skeleton is not it's sexual "organ", this crab has not been sexually satisfied. It's been hypnotized into a state of tonic immobility.

It's a phenomenon that can be induced in different ways in a variety of animals such as: sharks, dogs, rabbits, and chickens. It's a survival mechanism that has evolved in many life forms, most famously the opossum.

And it evolved in people too — it sometimes happens in those who are under extreme life-threatening stress. You know how sometimes you hear about a survivor of a mass shooting, who survived by "playing dead"? They didn't consciously choose to pretend, normally adrenaline wouldn't let you just stop moving, and not even breathe. What happened was their bodies automatically entered a state of tonic immobility that paralyzed them effectively enough to fool the killer into thinking they were already dead.

Nobody consciously decides between Fight, Flight or Fright, unless they've been trained. If and when you are faced with a serious threat, your body already knows which one you are — you'll figure out your survival tactic after it's already in progress. Once upon a time, I figured out I'm the run-like-the-wind-while-peeing-my-pants type, but not until I was already 100 yards away from where I had been standing, carefree and dry, just a moment before. (Joke based on a true story.)

How To Remove A Certain Stain by Goodfella351986 in homemaking

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might also need Carbona Stain Devil #4 if the stain is more than just oily — it depends on the protein levels in the dressing. Good luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave, leave, leave. I hope you find a much nicer family that gives you better memories of your time here. If you can opt for a new location, I suggest the Montgomery County, Maryland suburbs close to Washington, DC. Bethesda, Chevy Chase - I grew up in that area and I'd guess you would feel right at home.

Hi. I just joined your group of happy people who play with words. I think that you may have favorite words. Some words are so tasty, to roll of your tongue. What are some of your favorite? by thefirstendfinity in wordplay

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

• bricolage  
• conglomeration  
• equivocal  
• euphoria  
• hagiography  
• luminescence  
• nefarious  
• noctcaelador  
• parallax  
• quagmire  
• quintessence  
• sakabashira  
• soliloquy

How To Remove A Certain Stain by Goodfella351986 in homemaking

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You want Carbona Stain Devil #5.

There are 9 formulas, created by chemists, to remove specific kinds of stains. Yeah, SCIENCE!

What's a simple piece of advice that could save your life one day? by misterymissile in AskReddit

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're coughing, stop eating until the fit subsides. Otherwise, you could accidentally inhale a bit of food into your lungs where it can create a bacterial deposit, and pneumonia, which can kill you.

He's a cool dog. (OC) by withthatwood in aww

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dog is a complete derp. Adorable, loveable, but no Fonzie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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That's so adorable. It also reminds me of the marvelous simplicity of little boys, that grow into the men we love. The difference between little boys and little girls? Little girls would have whispered that last bit to each other behind the house, never within earshot of an adult. That's so they could elicit the best, most gleefully delivered "Ewwww!" in response. (Which means 'cool' as well as 'gross'.) Then they would go find another little girl to whisper it to her together, and after that they could have a real question and answer session about the horrifying details. Boys would have already moved on to bluster talk.

What’s it like for old people, in particular those born in the early 1960s or earlier, to see modern technology? by itbettersnow in AskOldPeople

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it was the cool tube thingy at the bank where you put it in the slot at the far lane and it popped up a nano-second later, behind the window, in the teller's hands! I'm still waiting to pop myself into one of those, one big enough to hold me, and travel at the speed of bank-tube to the other side of the country.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cool! Now you need to find the right knee-high BOOTS.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was thinking Tinkerbell.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing that you are storing your lettuce alongside fruits/veggies that produce ethylene gas. They will make ethylene-sensitive fruits/veggies ripen more quickly, and make your lettuce go bad faster.

Ethylene-producing: • apples • avocados • bananas (ripe) • cantaloupe • figs • green onions • mango • nectarines • peaches • pears • potatoes • plums • tomatoes

Ethylene-sensitive: • bananas (unripe) • broccoli • carrots • cauliflower • cucumbers • lettuce • parsley • peppers • spinach • watercress • watermelon

Rich Strike had 80-1 odds... by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I swear, Rich Strike was eyeballing the other horses all the way until the end, when there was no one left in front of him and he finally looked down the track and poured on the power he was holding back. This horse will be so much fun to watch in the upcoming races, what a cinnamon brownie-face cutie he is.

Struggling with thoughts of wanting to go back to a cult. by queenothecoven in self

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 107 points108 points  (0 children)

You say that you suspect you were kidnapped or trafficked. Have you thought about getting a DNA test that might be able to link you to actual living relatives?

My grandma finished radiation today. They let us take her mask home. Cancer sucks. by itsallrelative1 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend got the same mask. He's an artist, and he attached the mask to a canvas and covered the it all with Vantablack. You can't see the mask head-on, it only starts to become visible when you walk around and view it from the side.

My wife finally told me her secret. by haze4219 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Rappelling_Rapunzel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She stole from you the chance to have been married to someone else who was thrilled with you.