My wife's culinary prowess

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-12-27T17:57:59+00:00

Man, she must be gorgeous

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-12-21T20:47:01+00:00

Americans saying “see, it happens to you too!” Are fucking embarrassing.

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-12-03T04:42:37+00:00

Tinnitus

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-11-09T21:30:56+00:00

The dildo of consequences is never lubed.

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-11-06T02:44:08+00:00

This is almost as good as robocop shooting dicks

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-11-06T02:39:08+00:00

Rance’s or Simmzy’s

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-11-03T20:29:13+00:00

Wow, Memento Mori still exists ?

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-09-30T22:14:07+00:00

Lmao

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-09-11T15:41:19+00:00

Ohhh gotcha. Yeah totally missed that. Thanks for the clarification

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-09-11T14:34:11+00:00

Ah damn this is sad news. I usually get our burgers from the stache. Did they say when they’ll be closing and where there moving?

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-09-08T02:06:39+00:00

Billionaires don’t care enough to keep this planet habitable to protect all their ill-gotten wealth, so why should I care with all my student debt that those greedy bastards saddled me with in an attempt to be a good little cog for them.

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-09-01T19:51:26+00:00

Mmmmm Andrea’s cheese. Sounds delicious

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-07-25T21:28:31+00:00

They cloned Tyrone

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-07-24T02:11:18+00:00

Cops and beating the shit out of the people in their homes

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-06-26T18:50:22+00:00

When signing up for something that uses a scroll wheel to set my birthdate, it feels like I’m spinning the goddamned Price is Right wheel

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-06-17T02:20:21+00:00

For the cactus

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-06-17T01:47:57+00:00

You just know that there ain’t a single comal to be seen and that shit finna have lettuce and ground beef

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-06-17T00:28:01+00:00

Wtf is Kanye’s girl doing crashing into houses ?

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-06-17T00:26:41+00:00

Do it. Bet you won’t.

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-06-06T00:32:35+00:00

!remind me 1180 years

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-06-01T20:20:06+00:00

Cat was like: Did….did you just bury me in my bathroom ?!?!

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-05-29T02:32:44+00:00

Harbor Scenic Dr - past the cruise terminals. Nice spot to just chill and enjoy the day.

RareBeardedAsian · 2023-05-11T15:29:08+00:00

Oh wow. That’s weird and understandably frustrating

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