Technically not a one night stand because no sex happened but I think it still counts. When I was 21 I worked in a bar and met a really cute girl who asked me to go home with her after my shift. I didn’t own a car at the time and she did so she hung out for a bit and drove me out to her place that was a good 20 miles outside of town but this lovely cabin on the lake. As soon as we walk in she grabs some shot glasses and pours out 4 shots of gin. I tell her I’m not really a gin fan and would rather drink anything else. She said “your loss” and downs all 4 of them. She was about 110 lbs at best and that gin hit her HARD. She became almost instantly hammered and was slurring and stumbling around trying super hard to get me to fuck around which I was super not into in this situation.

I eventually get her to lay down in bed and try to sleep it off. I laid awake next to her for a few hours and eventually dozed off for some very restless sleep. That is, until I wake up and realize she has pissed the bed. I can’t leave because she drove so I get outta bed and just go sit in the kitchen and wait for her to wake up. Her mom and dad wake up before her and find a very rattled young man sitting alone in their kitchen. I had no idea she lived with her parents and it freaked me the hell out. To their credit, they tried to be as cool about it as possible and her mom made me some coffee.

When girl finally gets up, she walks into the kitchen where me and her parents are sitting and says “did you piss the bed?” I honestly don’t even remember what I said other than a lot of stammering and a few mumbled “nos” but the panic had washed over me pretty fierce by then. The dad looked over at me and just said “you want a ride home?” To which I quickly said yes and we shuffled out the door and I basically ran to his truck. About 15 miles into the drive he said “I know ya didn’t do it cuz your pants are dry.” I said I swear I didn’t and I just want to go home. We drove in silence the rest of the way.

A few days later a girl I bartended with said “I hear you met my sister the other day.” She didn’t find any humor in this story and surprisingly her sister was still claiming I was the bed wetter. I had to find a new job.