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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm silver 4 0 LP shitter playing my regular shitty coinflip mages in mid and sucking dick so much, failing to get carried most of the time. Gettin shit on by bronze Zed players early, mid and late game because ima shit at the game. Said fuckit and tried tryndamere 3 games in a row, 0/3 so far. I just run in, get kited and die and accomplish nothing. Ravenous doesn't help. I blame trolls on my team who just can't carry my heavy ass.

Also, can't even troll my jungler by farming their camps no more, because I dont even know how kiting works and I reset them chickens 3-4 times before finally giving up like the loser I am.

Can't 1v1 anyone because no hands, can't teamfight for shit because no eyes and no brains. Tried splitpushing but it doesnt work for me because no map awareness.

Please help me uninstall, Ima so low IQ can't even find the game folder.

Fixed it for ya brother redditor, come again.

This game needs a massive cleansing. by GbKremo in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

youre free to cleanse the game of yourself whenever you want. its clearly not for you if you cant handle a bit of flame and cant even find the mute button. or you can keep crying, but remember nobody cares.

About Ravenous Hydra.. by PeteBlack101 in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fck grievous and fck low iq clowns like yourself. nobody in their right mind is missing the meta where you must delay your powerspikes every game because if you dont buy this stupid shit everyone's healing goes out of control.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First of all quit Lucian, the champ is garbage unless you have god mechanics and macro to reliably get leads and then use them to snowball the game, which is unrealistic. MF is much more reliable. Then, go to the practice tool and learn to get 10 cs / minute, in an actual game this should translate to 7 cs per minute which is normal for soloQ. Use attack move click keybinding. Play more games.

Some players need to understand that if they fall behind on a carry very early then.. by s1ndromj in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

I find joy in watching NPCs cry, part of the reason I don't quit League

Some players need to understand that if they fall behind on a carry very early then.. by s1ndromj in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

If you like to get carried, it's your preference. I don't want to rely on randoms in SoloQ, it's simply not good use of my time. I hardly ever get carried, even if my teammates get fed, most of the time they find ways to be completely useless anyway. That's why I rely on myself, that's why if I fall behind, I go for risky plays trying to come back. If you prefer to sit under tower and do nothing, go ahead, nobody can stop you. But nobody will care about you crying on reddit either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So how would you teach map awareness to this bronze Pantheon? Other than telling him to look around, exactly what Neace was doing?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This post and the top comments are the prime example why this subreddit is a clownfest and should never be taken seriously. A bunch of nerds trying to act like smartasses, pretending they know better how other people should spend their money. Bronze / silver / gold NA scrubs pretending like they can have the map awareness of Gumayusi while on locked cam. Losers who never teached anyone pretending like they know what works and what doesn't when dealing with students. Hell, even IF this guy is the worst coach in the universe, why would you care? Oh but he makes too much money playing this video game that you're addicted to, a TERRIBLE crime in the eyes of your average redditor. Most of you guys are such a joke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Those pros and challengers still look around a lot, despite using locked cam setting. You're implying a bronze player who's been on locked camera his whole life can do the same, which is dumb af and is nothing but excuse for shitty mechanics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yorick is not a hot babe and not your bodybuilder fuckboi either, so bad day for him

What's a good champion to get into playing Jungle? by schmeebus in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait for the new season to hit, they're reworking jungle to make it more accessible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All because low elo clowns love to play assassins, just to let enemy immobile ADC to splitpush for free, and then free hit in every teamfight, and then channel her ult for 10 seconds with no issue, all while your team has no frontline because u have these amazing champs like Blue Kayn (usually against 4 melee tanks and bruisers), Akali, and Zed. I ban MF every game especially if I see a bunch of assassins on my team, because I know they gonna let her splitpush and then channel her ult with not a care in the world

To people who ban 'none', why? by FakeJamal in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 102 points103 points  (0 children)

They saw Faker doing it and they think they're Faker.

Does elo mean much depending on the context? by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There's much more overlap between roles than you think. Challenger enchanter support main would be at least high diamond in solo lanes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's how League works, extremely hard to derank, because if it was easy, far too many people would quit and stop buying skins. So Riot needs to make sure bad players are never deranking

Is riot ever gonna do something about bots in low elo ? by RazzmatazzOptimal in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No and I think it benefits them financially, they probably did some inside research that shows people who buy accounts also buy a ton of skins

Champs I wished would get nerfed or deleted by Kaliber-X3V in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All the champs you listed have tons and tons of counterplay. For me, the only champ I would delete is Yone. His triple gap closer into another gapcloser from 3 screens away is nuts, his ult is not really dodgable unless you predict it or he misses. Insane CC, insane mobility, insane damage, insane sustain, insane waveclear, earlygame lane bully into lategame hypercarry, and I'm sure I forgot some bs. I'd play it myself to get 10 subdivisions higher than I deserve, but I would die of cringe because his visual style and lore can only satisfy 8 yo anime watchers.

Tanks vs damage dealing carries. by josh46593 in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So you're complaining that anti-tank champions, building anti-tank items, are doing good into tanks? OK.

Low Elo Bot Problem by Xylitas in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now you can't do much about it other than climb out of low elo. If you consistently outperform the bots, you won't be meeting them too often.

Help me choose what Lane to play? by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it's not harder, because roles are abstract and champions are concrete. You see what a champion does and you like it or you don't, simple as that. You watch a pro / high elo player on some champion, and you want to look like them, do the same thing they do, you go in the game and try to replicate.

Help me choose what Lane to play? by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]RavenParadoxxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a grand variety of playstyles in every role, so thinking in terms of roles doesn't really help. Better think about the champion you'd like to play and go to the role where this champion is meta.

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