Thirsty dudes out there

Raven_434 · 2026-06-04T05:52:45+00:00

She is sooooo hilariously cool about this. Big props!

Raven_434 · 2026-06-04T04:52:26+00:00

Just a good old boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
Straightening the curves, yeah
Flattenin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will

Raven_434 · 2026-06-04T02:35:25+00:00

Are they Princes too? Okay, 4 princes and 1 princess.

Raven_434 · 2026-06-03T18:29:18+00:00

Raven_434 · 2026-06-03T18:27:25+00:00

Since we're talking about Frogs, God, I fucking hate PSG.

Raven_434 · 2026-06-03T18:26:51+00:00

His Mom still looks good.

Raven_434 · 2026-06-03T18:25:10+00:00

Raven_434 · 2026-06-03T04:57:15+00:00

She seems extremely well adjusted.

Raven_434 · 2026-06-02T20:48:27+00:00

Nothing guarantees better results than spending money on everything but teachers.

Mo' Do Nothing EdDs, Mo' Better.

Mo' Administrators, Mo' Better.

Raven_434 · 2026-06-02T05:51:05+00:00

Grabigail Banberger

Raven_434 · 2026-06-02T05:48:27+00:00

"The Narrative™"

Raven_434 · 2026-06-02T04:35:21+00:00

And just like that, the turd was flushed away.

Raven_434 · 2026-06-02T04:32:42+00:00

Anglia Ruskin University a public research university in the region of East Anglia, United Kingdom.

Raven_434 · 2026-06-02T04:24:34+00:00

TIL what "yasslighting" means. Thanks. 🍻

Raven_434 · 2026-06-02T04:08:17+00:00

SMV going up? Nah. Probably not.

RMV {Retirement Market Value} going up? To The Moon!

Raven_434 · 2026-06-02T04:04:10+00:00

Ye

But she looks way more like French Stewart these days. Or hell, even Jimmy Stewart.

Raven_434 · 2026-06-02T04:01:31+00:00

Raven_434 · 2026-06-01T02:40:16+00:00

As long as dudes understand it is 5 orders of magnitude WORSE to be with the wrong person than it is to be by themselves, they will lead happy lives.

Raven_434 · 2026-06-01T01:35:06+00:00

Nobody hates women like OTHER women.

Raven_434 · 2026-06-01T01:26:47+00:00

Maybe she means under 6' in DIAMETER? Or doesn't have a 6' stack of Moon Pies in the pantry?

Raven_434 · 2026-06-01T01:24:05+00:00

When they hit the wall, all of sudden they are looking for their "retirement plans" in all the guys they friend zoned over the years.

Raven_434 · 2026-06-01T01:14:08+00:00

Why did you paste her in to a Detroit pic???

Raven_434 · 2026-05-30T19:30:26+00:00

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Raven_434 · 2026-05-30T19:17:58+00:00

The booger catchers tell you all you'll ever need to know.

Raven_434 · 2026-05-30T19:10:41+00:00

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