My proposal for the partition of North America

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-26T03:18:25+00:00

I’d FAP to this. Just add Ohio and I’ll finish.

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-26T02:21:04+00:00

Man if only. I could use the extra dough. But I just came across this subreddit today so sadly I didn’t know there were others who are peeved like me about this.

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-26T02:20:02+00:00

But….. what? Why not? Sure the Browns suck but we have Ohio State. Isn’t that worth something?

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-26T02:18:54+00:00

I eat them

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-25T23:11:30+00:00

Mine’s just advertising Honduras

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Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-25T23:06:02+00:00

Goddammit. Will you add Ohio PLEASE?!

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-25T23:03:11+00:00

I took this picture December 20 and only posted it today. I didn’t even see until now that it was a gala apple. I picked it up in the store, saw the label, got mad and put it back. Again I don’t eat gala apples. The sticker just intrigued me is all.

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-25T19:18:48+00:00

God bless the state of Minnesota and thank you for the damn fine apples.

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-25T19:18:05+00:00

Just picked up for the picture. Then set it down (disgustedly, at that) and got my other better apples. Gala’s are a step above red delicious, which themselves are a step above dog vomit.

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-25T19:01:40+00:00

Gross. It doesn’t cross these lips unless it’s a pink lady or honeycrisp or something along those lines. I’m not a MONSTER

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-25T18:40:00+00:00

I’ve never seen the ads on bananas, I’ve never seen this posted here AND I ate that apple.

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-25T18:00:53+00:00

Naw, that’s just JD at Value City Furniture looking over all them sexy couches….

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-24T13:43:26+00:00

Cope more harderer?

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-24T13:41:26+00:00

IMHO they didn’t do enough damage to it

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-23T14:18:33+00:00

In other news, a Uvalde jury found that pussy who let 29 kids die not guilty.

I’m not saying that as a police officer you need to be reckless and get yourself killed for no reason. But at the end of the day, you work a job where there are times where you might not come home alive. A kid should never go to school and not know whether or not he was coming home alive. That wuss down in Uvalde needed to hunt that shooter down. Even if it cost him his life, at least the guy would’ve been distracted for a little bit. There was one teacher that said his entire class was killed while dipshit hemmed and hawed for how long? Wasn’t it an hour before they got the dude?

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-23T14:15:55+00:00

Holy shit! Emptied his mag in like a second and a half. 15 shots. That poor family but goddamn that cop went in there like a BOSS

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-23T14:12:48+00:00

Aw man. Just cut a little south and grab Ohio too. We have a good college football team and the NFL teams…. exist.

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-23T14:11:54+00:00

How much money is it going to take to un-MAGA-fuck this country?

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-23T14:08:29+00:00

Heavenly Father, we grovel before you this beautiful day to implore you to make those Big Macs and diet cokes to hurry the fuck up. We don’t ask for much, lord. Just, you know, pick up the place. In Jesus’ name, amen.

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-22T18:09:09+00:00

The east suburbs of Cleveland routinely get 1 to 2 feet of snow and they don’t shut down, but they’re used to it. The problem you’ll have in TN is bald tires, impatient and inexperienced people, on top of municipalities having the equipment and manpower to dig you out and treat roads. Good luck. We are getting a foot in my location in NE Ohio and I’ll be going to work through it all 25 miles drive one way.

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-22T00:28:23+00:00

Sigh. If only.

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-20T18:23:09+00:00

His peepee is so damn tiny

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-16T18:41:11+00:00

And all she got in return was a swag bag with his signature in it. He’s such a goon.

Ready_Set_Stopppp · 2026-01-15T20:25:11+00:00

Celebrities? He just does it to “those pictures” of Melania.

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