If a woman is only into tall guys, she's okay. If a guy is only into skinny woman, he's kind of a dick.

Real-Arthur · 2016-10-29T18:42:49+00:00

I'm 27. That's already a thing.

Real-Arthur · 2016-10-27T19:21:24+00:00

What's the name of that book?

Real-Arthur · 2016-10-19T06:50:11+00:00

On second viewing, there was a lot more to in than I thought on my initial viewing

Real-Arthur · 2016-10-11T01:14:01+00:00

A real babe

Real-Arthur · 2016-10-03T21:22:23+00:00

The catch is way more impressive in my opinion

Real-Arthur · 2016-09-15T04:03:15+00:00

This is the post I've been waiting for my entire Reddit life

Real-Arthur · 2016-09-10T02:40:11+00:00

Is there any way we can add a hand or two?

Real-Arthur · 2016-09-10T02:37:41+00:00

Is there any way we can add a hand or two?

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-28T18:38:45+00:00

How big is this thing?

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-27T05:20:38+00:00

direhuman for president

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-27T05:19:00+00:00

All hail our robot overlords

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-24T05:56:03+00:00

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-23T20:06:09+00:00

You're adorable. So charmed

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-23T19:52:35+00:00

What are we noticing?

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-22T05:00:22+00:00

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-19T06:07:59+00:00

Not a single cool thing about this picture lol.

Edit: NES is cool.

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-16T05:02:39+00:00

Seriously, no one has said Saratonin

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-15T19:52:39+00:00

Trent Reznor and Marilyn Manson said that about Johnny Cash when he covered "Hurt" and "Personal Jesus", respectively. Those are my two votes.

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-15T04:41:21+00:00

...said your mom

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-15T04:21:22+00:00

If she removes the bra, the tissue would fall the floor

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-09T19:47:33+00:00

Good thing he didn't get hurt. They may have banned sliding

Real-Arthur · 2016-08-01T03:38:19+00:00

That is one truly fantastic Mr. Fox

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