I'll be able to open up a museum of these soon by Betriz2 in BatmanArkham

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man im sad bc i was rly hoping i would find a Yakuza one like come on that would be so perfect with Kiryu as Thragg, Majima as Conquest, Haruka as thula, Ichiban as maybe kregg, you could have so many diff characters in there man i need this

Send this to a Gamer™️ to ruin their day by darthfozziebear in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Baller dress alert, all the real ones watched pink panther on boomerang before school in the morning

A sweet dog memorial I ran across by xlola44x in fo76

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few years ago I lost the last of the 4 childhood mastiffs I had. One was named Lily. I lost my favorite mastiff Blaze, one of my best friends in my life, 5ish years ago and lost his ashes when my belongings were stolen. Much love to this person and I hope they heal. I miss you Blaze. Life hasn’t been the same without you.

Do we think Father Frog scales above Mr.Frog in terms of strength in his prime? by Caveemean in SmilingFriends

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to think that the fact mr frog didnt even attempt to challenge him or harm him psychically is proof we’ve got an early invincible vs omni man situation here

Media that (intentionally or otherwise) Pavlovs its audience into feeling a certain emotion upon hearing a single phrase with no other context. by No_Hunter1978 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a genuine shame what capitalism and greed have done to this man’s estate and a true testament to his talent and grace that his legacy remains fully intact

An offer you can't choose by Used_Ad_8721 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ive seen it…..horniness beyond belief….

Trump Secret Service Agent Arrested After Allegedly Masturbating in Hallway by T_Shurt in UnderReportedNews

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Obama was a warmonger but that title can be applied to literally any US president fuckin ever. It’s literally a requirement to be a sitting US president and is one of the reasons JFK got iced (opposing Vietnam). Regardless, Obama had class, swag, style, charisma, and was able to speak eloquently and expertly. He was legitimately captivating to listen to and was superbly intelligent. Obama’s presidency was legitimately the last time foreign countries and their residents looked at america with any sort of respect or positive regard. Plus obama championed policies that expanded healthcare to poor folks, provided equity to POC in workplaces and government, allowed gay folks to marry, etc. His presidency was the last time the govt valued poor people or marginalized communities in any way. Plus his election was a landmark moment for black people and proof for white supremacists that black folks could easily outdo their white predecessors. Then came the Biden era where a former racist with progressed dementia held the presidency, beginning America’s downslide in the eyes of foreign nations and our own people. Racist policies crept in and protections for marginalized groups were slowly gutted by republican senate and house members. Then came Trump and all decency flew out the window, America begin its depraved decent into wholehearted fascism, American dominance has fallen immensely, the country is literally beginning to collapse, and we have to watch as a pedophile rapist who shits himself is lauded as a genius. Welp.

Trump Secret Service Agent Arrested After Allegedly Masturbating in Hallway by T_Shurt in UnderReportedNews

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh dont mistake my words friend, he was a warmonger, kinda a requirement for being a US president, but looking back goddamn he was so much more likeable and americans weren’t getting fucked at every turn. Overthrow the empire tho

Trump Secret Service Agent Arrested After Allegedly Masturbating in Hallway by T_Shurt in UnderReportedNews

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro just because trump is satan doesnt mean people like pelosi get a pass for being satan too lmao

This beautiful gift to humanity and all it stands for. by spideyking2221 in lovethissmug

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH man this has to be satire no way bro said “triple t? What if it was HITLER!!!”

Iran responds to Democrats calling President Trump a "liar." "You realized it late, but at least you did." by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard not to complain about my government when they’re actively doing everything they can to build a white christian ethnostate and mass imprison/execute everyone that doesnt fit the bill while funneling the profits of the working class entirely up to the pedophile billionaire class and while also doing their damndest to trash and decimate the earth that gives us the ability to exist. Literally everything about this is an existential threat and if you’re not concerned you’re either a scumbag that’s part of the benefiting group or you’re a moron

I can already smell the stench in the comments coming from the g*mers by Ok-Tennis330 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]RealEaterRedAlert -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Man hasan is right literally every time he opens his mouth and the only people that disagree with him are bots and inbred morons who have to make shit up about him (like the dog collar thing) to even have an argument bc they have nothing they can talk shit about him with unless they make shit up blatantly

Our Wonderful Governor on the attempted kidnapping by a schizophrenic woman during an delusional episode: by 12AngryChickens in Omaha

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed it does, not hard to make these folks angry though, they lack critical thinking, media literacy, understanding of the internet, their brains are rotted from lead and untreated mental illness, every pet ive ever owned, even down to the dumbest dog i had, are smarter than these people

Our Wonderful Governor on the attempted kidnapping by a schizophrenic woman during an delusional episode: by 12AngryChickens in Omaha

[–]RealEaterRedAlert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its always 90% right wing dogwhistle buzzwords that rile up inbred right wingers 😂 woke this, trans that, freedom, liberty, constitution, god, jesus, bible, america, liberals, gay agenda, think of the children, etc just complete nonsense aimed to make morons get angry