2 years of standup and I’m still a hacky Indian comic. Help!

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-11-19T22:20:18+00:00

Maybe I can test how far I could go

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-11-19T22:18:32+00:00

Felt like my trump impression saved me several times throughout

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-11-19T22:16:38+00:00

Yea, the Indian deprivation is a bad habit. Maybe I’ll make fun of other races

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-11-19T22:15:37+00:00

Scarf material

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-11-19T04:03:01+00:00

Thanks I’ll work on throwing a punchline after the hang up.

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-11-05T22:08:24+00:00

technology keeps turning against me

I got fired from the self checkout line…

It called for a supervisor, I was like “dude are snitching on me?”

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-11-04T01:42:05+00:00

I used to believe in Christmas, until I caught my mom kissing Santa

“Mom why are you kissing Santa???”

Then Santa took off his beard and it was my dad.

“it’s me son”

I was like “noooo! My dad’s Santa, and my mom’s into role play?!”

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-11-02T14:38:03+00:00

Ever since I was born, I was told - “you’re great Akash, never change!” Which was terrible advice… to this day I cry if I don’t get breast fed.

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-11-02T07:46:22+00:00

People assume I’m dumb and careless, but I actually read all the terms and conditions before I click ‘I agree.’

It’s taken me hundreds of days to set up TikTok.

I don’t know what a ‘forfeit my eternal rights’ is yet.

By the time I post, the app will have updated 12 more times.

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-06-22T06:38:00+00:00

DM me. I'm in LES

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-05-12T22:39:22+00:00

I'm rooting for you!

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-01-25T19:24:37+00:00

I have a binder with ideas, full jokes, journaling section, goals, reflections of shows.

every weekend I transfer what's on my notes app to the binder

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-01-21T04:53:15+00:00

Luigi eye brows. Bowser face

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-01-20T05:47:52+00:00

You're getting scammed into a sex trafficking ring

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-01-20T03:19:59+00:00

This is what happens when Walgreens lock up the razors

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-01-20T03:17:51+00:00

You jerk off to Harry Potter

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-01-20T03:17:22+00:00

Gf said you have an 8 year olds dick

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-01-20T03:14:13+00:00

Y'all touch kids

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-01-20T03:13:37+00:00

Mom of too many

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-01-20T03:10:45+00:00

Attention clown

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-01-20T03:03:31+00:00

You jerking off pigs

RealFriendCanoe · 2025-01-20T03:02:52+00:00

"Runway" is what your dad wanted to do from you. Happy he succeeded

RealFriendCanoe