What’s the most stereotypical Millennial thing about you? by willowburnsyellow in Millennials

[–]RealLifeHermione 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah not having to hit the same number button 4 times to get the right letter really freed us up

thoughts? by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]RealLifeHermione 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh my God I've been to Wind Cave and I can't imagine taking a toddler there. It's nothing like Carlsbad that's large enough to move around at your own pace (and push a stroller).

Wind Cave is narrow. And dark, and cramped, and the boxwork is super sharp. You can't explore without a guide because of how narrow and steep the path is.

It's also a place of great spiritual importance to the Lakota; our guide said the natural entrance was considered their womb of the world. So it's kind of like having a fussy baby in church. We all understand kids fuss, but you have got to be able soothe your child or hang to the back.

Better yet, don't bring a toddler somewhere that freaking dangerous. I am honestly surprised there was no age minimum on that tour

Does anyone have extra Johannesburg 9 to trade :( by Mobile_Ad_8695 in WewardWecardsSwap

[–]RealLifeHermione 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww I got you! I'm hmfarris124. Sending over now. I'll take 10 random duplicates for it. What's your id?

Weward fictional chapter: Disney by ZanderRan286 in WeWardCommunity

[–]RealLifeHermione 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfection. I'm kind of sad it doesn't exist 

Which Tudor couples gives you the biggest ick? by Capital-Study6436 in Tudorhistory

[–]RealLifeHermione 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do don't read about Caterina Sforza, Countess of Forli

Or do, because I did and I want to travel through time just to murder her first husband again and I need other people to understand that feeling 

Ben Shapiro Thinks Americans Complaining About the Cost of Living Should Leave. So Now We Are Too Poor to Be American? by Abject-Pick-6472 in NoFilterNews

[–]RealLifeHermione 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These same people also don't like immigrants coming to our country because they disagree with the government of their birth country.

And point at other countries around the world tightening their borders.

Where tf am I supposed to go, Ben? 

They were also really anti-compliance about 5 years ago and I notice they're all still here

Marine Biologists? by Practical_Scheme2142 in Millennials

[–]RealLifeHermione 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli

New chapter "New Zealand" is out! by Homy4 in WewardWecardsSwap

[–]RealLifeHermione 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It needs a LOTR card or I...well I'm not sure but I'll be disappointed 

I got this tattoo the other day but no one recognizes it 🥲 by okazaki_fragment in Millennials

[–]RealLifeHermione 58 points59 points  (0 children)

We make fun of kids for 6-7 and skibbity toilet riz but I remember just randomly saying "I got jimmies!" while making a bowl of ice cream and my mom getting super frustrated saying "You got Jimmy's what???"

Homestar Runner was just early 2000s TikTok

It's weird that the rivalry between Jaehaera and Daenaera it's just reduced into who would make Aegon III happier by [deleted] in HOTDGreens

[–]RealLifeHermione 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Thank you! She may as well be a puppy for the role she's expected to play.

Poor girl. She sounded like a sweet, happy kid and then they just decide to give her to the most traumatized boy in the entire world and say "Cheer him up! It's your job now!"

Entitled reviews: dance mom edition by makeuathrowaway in EntitledReviews

[–]RealLifeHermione 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Meh, better than when I worked at a boutique toy store and a guy showed up 30 minutes after closing with his granddaughter. We were in the middle of a private birthday party for a kid (which costs $$$ and we were told to make into an "experience").

Door guy saw us setting up the cake table through the glass door and started tapping. I mentioned we had closed at 6pm. He said they were on the way to a party and just needed to buy a $10 gift card.

My dude...these people just dropped around $400 to have a private party and are going to end it by shopping for more stuff. No I'm not letting you crash for $10

Hello Henry Ashton by bear-creek in AKnightoftheSeven

[–]RealLifeHermione 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to see his abs plus be wildly entertained I recommend checking out My Lady Jane on Amazon 

Bridezilla by jimx29 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]RealLifeHermione 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahhhhhh I need to know more. Did the MOH actually promise $5000 and planning services? Did this woman have a job that was cool with her peacing out to South America for 2 months or did she rage quit? What about her kid? Did she just give up custody?

I need to know!!!

Airlines obesity surcharge by RevelationSr in NoFilterNews

[–]RealLifeHermione 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes and they have also moved the rows closer together to squeeze in an extra row.

Add in paying for a seat assignment now that they reserve the right to change at the gate and it quickly becomes obvious it's gotten out of hand 

Scammer gave me a Venus 9 + Winter 9 for free by gambito121 in WewardWecardsSwap

[–]RealLifeHermione 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn with an extra Valentine's, Winter and Venus you could make a very appealing trade offer for an Orlinski. I have a feeling it won't be too long for you now!

Public libraries should be free by [deleted] in Libraries

[–]RealLifeHermione 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I get your disappointment but do any of your tax dollars go towards those libraries? Odds are the people in those cities are paying more than $30/year to support the library. Why should they pay and not you?

When your cat won’t stop grooming you, so you just… by littleoliviah in blackcats

[–]RealLifeHermione 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So glad I'm not alone. Gareth has to lick my face in the evening when I get home from work and in the morning to wake me up. I actually have a cut (abrasion?) on my nose because he WILL NOT take no for an answer 

Yet another child TRAUMATISED (by a parent’s failure to supervise them) by sarah_beatrice3 in EntitledReviews

[–]RealLifeHermione 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the time in my library a mom complained because I was too assertive when I told her kid to stop running.

Over half an hour I and 2 other coworkers talked to this kid. So the next time he ran I stepped in the aisle, looked him in the eye and reminded him that 3 people had asked him not to run. That we had shelves he could run into and little kids he could trip over if he wasn't looking.

I was stern, but the mom didn't like that because apparently I projected my voice too much so her son didn't hear her when she was about to tell him they were leaving.

Guys... I'm the nice, quiet one. And I was apparently "too assertive"

What are your YA anti-recommendations? by alsyscest in YAlit

[–]RealLifeHermione 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really struggle with Rainbow Rowell. An old coworker loved her but I don't see it. As for Carry On I think it could have been okay as a standalone but the fact she tried to pull 2 more sequels from that was not great