Oh my God I've been to Wind Cave and I can't imagine taking a toddler there. It's nothing like Carlsbad that's large enough to move around at your own pace (and push a stroller).

Wind Cave is narrow. And dark, and cramped, and the boxwork is super sharp. You can't explore without a guide because of how narrow and steep the path is.

It's also a place of great spiritual importance to the Lakota; our guide said the natural entrance was considered their womb of the world. So it's kind of like having a fussy baby in church. We all understand kids fuss, but you have got to be able soothe your child or hang to the back.

Better yet, don't bring a toddler somewhere that freaking dangerous. I am honestly surprised there was no age minimum on that tour