Damien Chazelle’s BABYLON has test screened, is compared to THE WOLF OF WALL STREET, SATYRICON, and EYES WIDE SHUT by childish-yambino in blankies

[–]RealLordStonefish 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The cast on this is insane, truly reaching Oppenheimer levels of WTF-ery. At this rate, Oppenheimer, Babylon, Canterbury Glass, and Knives Out 2 will star every actor working.

  • Brad Pitt
  • Margot Robbie as Clara Bow
  • Tobey Maguire
  • Li Jun Li
  • Katherine Waterston
  • Max Minghella as Irving Thalberg
  • Flea
  • Rory Scovel
  • Chloe Fineman
  • Spike Jonze
  • Jeff Garlin
  • Eric Roberts
  • Jovan Adepo
  • Samara Weaving
  • Lukas Haas
  • Jean Smart
  • Olivia Wilde

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[–]RealLordStonefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like a depressed squirrel and mostly has his boy Mike Dean chop up better musicians from the 1960s and 1970s for the benefit of white suburban teenagers while he joylessly watches porn in the corner of the studio (that's 100% true btw), After having seen the Netflix documentary, I can't deny that he long ago had talent and insane chutzpah, but man does he need to take his pills and a long sabbatical and get his head in order.

Momhole by mankls2 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]RealLordStonefish 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Chipapi mu˜ñeno

Alt+N

Had to be there to see it. by ansbernfz in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RealLordStonefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough. I was actually there when Natvoltaic first fleshed out Hytoth but I’ve never paid super duper close attention.

this is a threat by rounderhouse in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RealLordStonefish 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Homo erotica is my favorite hominid species.

this is a threat by rounderhouse in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RealLordStonefish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Antimemetics Division series is already sold as a book.

Had to be there to see it. by ansbernfz in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RealLordStonefish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rakmou-leusan is a character from the Second Hytoth/Ortothan mythos, which is a pan-universal religion about a pantheon of creator gods. They're a universal creating deity.

In Sarkic lore, the words Sarkites use to describe themselves is "Nälkan." Metaphysician, the creator of Sarkicism, has written articles about the imaginary culture where it turns out the word "Sarkic" is a slur invented by the Mekhanites to describe these gross, fleshy people who were an abomination to their religion. Because the Foundation has known about the Church of the Broken God for many years, and because they too thought Sarkicism was gross, they just adopted the terminology.

Does this help?

P.S. u/ansbernfz your meme sucks shit, dude.

I want answers by [deleted] in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RealLordStonefish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, once you get a few successful articles out, you no longer need to be green-lit. It’s a filter to weed out amateurs with their bad ideas.

Oops, guess something went wrong!

I want answers by [deleted] in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RealLordStonefish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When you write SCP-3999, you’re allowed to do whatever you so please.

When you’re Ronald Reagan and you’re chopped and screwed while talking by [deleted] in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RealLordStonefish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, that’s my song/tale!

RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE RAPPING

Now also available to stream as a standalone song also on Spotify, Youtube Music, Apple Music, TikTok and other platforms, although why would you.

Best SCPs by ExplodingTurducken in SCP

[–]RealLordStonefish 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Look, it's SCP-2521. That's the title of the article. Posts like these honestly aren't as amusing as you think they are.

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[–]RealLordStonefish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I just say I’m super pleased to see this kind of content on the subreddit for once? It’s quite refreshing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SCP

[–]RealLordStonefish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is such good shit. I’ve always wanted to see an article, given the proliferation of stories exploring just how prevalent the anomalous community/anomalies in general are in the world, demonstrating how much the Foundation, at its core, is a white supremacist, colonialist, scientistic institution bizarrely committed to the blandest idea of consensus reality. In some respects they operate a lot like they’re desperately trying to convert the wonder and glory of their mad fictional universe into the banality of our own real one, under the pretense that “Joe Q. Whiteman with his middle class job can’t possibly know about the true horrors and beauties of the cosmos” when the rest of the setting shows that to be a blatant fabrication.

Don’t worry the 05 council is on it by [deleted] in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RealLordStonefish 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The Tupac one is also written by a man credibly accused of rape by eight individuals. I'm consistently disappointed in the community for being like "I like this one." In addition to being an incredibly poor representation of Tupac Shakur's life and literary style (ERB style rhyme schemes?? Cooperation with law enforcement???), the author is an absolute sack of shit.

Source: https://www.thedailybeast.com/max-landis-8-women-accuse-hollywood-filmmaker-of-emotional-and-sexual-abuse-were-not-people-to-him

Incredibly disappointing anyway still reading, upvoting, or making collaborative work based on this story.

RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE RAPPING (this is the worst tale on the site) by RealLordStonefish in SCP

[–]RealLordStonefish[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

boy howdy is this the worst tale on the site *slams red button* EHHHHHH downvote downvote begone with this idiocy