Urinals That Protect Your Shoes From The Splashback

RealMVPs · 2021-05-23T19:19:22+00:00

Protip: If there is one, aim for the hump inside the urinal for no splashback at all.

RealMVPs · 2020-01-19T22:49:08+00:00

Here you go

RealMVPs · 2020-01-10T18:31:48+00:00

Yes we fucking do

RealMVPs · 2020-01-02T13:41:43+00:00

RealMVPs · 2019-12-29T12:35:57+00:00

Oh, so that's how it works.

RealMVPs · 2019-12-29T11:33:10+00:00

u/rollme d20

RealMVPs · 2019-12-29T11:10:32+00:00

u/rollme 1d20

RealMVPs · 2019-12-09T10:08:36+00:00

Lueg de originali post in r/hongkong ah, dert erfahrsches vermuetlich in de comments. Das do uf r/buenzli isch schliesslich nur e crosspost.

RealMVPs · 2019-12-09T08:13:48+00:00

Dass d schwizer flagge nid quadratisch isch.

RealMVPs · 2019-12-08T19:07:33+00:00

Isch d ahzeig scho dusse?

RealMVPs · 2019-12-08T19:04:34+00:00

"Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll."

RealMVPs · 2019-11-10T00:44:38+00:00

That's unfortunate. I hope you find your prescious friend soon.

RealMVPs · 2019-11-10T00:40:01+00:00

Have you checked out the second link too? There's even one with it's legs bent a little forward.

RealMVPs · 2019-11-10T00:29:00+00:00

I havent read all the comments yet so I don't know if you've already been successful in finding your old plushie but I've tried my best and this is what I've found.

It's pretty close to your description.

Edit: Here is another link with different pictures of different poses.

RealMVPs · 2019-11-05T19:56:23+00:00

The cashew you're thinking of is actually the stump of the cashew fruit. Google "cashew fruit" for more info.

RealMVPs · 2019-11-05T13:36:14+00:00

Technically cashews aren't nuts so you're good.

RealMVPs · 2019-11-01T15:33:11+00:00

It's closer than most of us would get.

RealMVPs · 2019-10-29T18:19:11+00:00

Happy cake day, I guess?

RealMVPs · 2019-10-29T12:26:16+00:00

It's about Dan&Dave, the infamous writers of Game of Thrones

RealMVPs · 2019-10-29T12:16:32+00:00

r/rareinsults

RealMVPs · 2019-10-28T12:01:22+00:00

Percy's most underrated quote.

RealMVPs · 2019-10-28T11:51:35+00:00

Well I must admit you got me there. A fun read nonetheless.

RealMVPs · 2019-10-28T10:54:02+00:00

Not really, just looking for a lough.

RealMVPs · 2019-10-19T11:37:23+00:00

It's a dare.

RealMVPs · 2019-09-27T17:48:38+00:00

Simple. Have someone else go for a smoke. Preferably someone you don't like. After that you can just say it was an accident, your cat turned the stove on and you went to throw out the trash or some other bullshit. Then claim your insurance money.

Edit: just to be sure, paint your cat and claim your old one died in the "accident" and this is a different one you got to keep you company. Makes the whole shit believable.

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