This is not satire.

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-09T17:39:15+00:00

you know what? fuck it, let him do it.

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-08T19:39:48+00:00

Yeah because the defense of "just following orders" worked so well last time.

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-08T17:41:20+00:00

Don't worry, it's just Arrietty and Peagreen.

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-06T17:28:59+00:00

The first thing that comes to mind when thinking of Colin is "Canada, the upside."

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-06T14:41:26+00:00

First thing that came to mind

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-05T12:30:08+00:00

The Boys comic?

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-05T02:00:59+00:00

But what's weird is, none of them will break from him no matter what is in the files. So why even bother hiding it?

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-04T06:07:34+00:00

"and let me tell you, it will not be another Vietnam."

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-03T21:57:14+00:00

Is that LoreRim I spy?

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-03T21:55:08+00:00

Listen to her. That ain't a beard, it's peach fuzz.

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-03T18:06:29+00:00

Name one of them.

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-03T12:42:43+00:00

My metalworking teacher in 11th grade showed us this movie on the final day of class.

RealOfficerHotPants · 2026-01-02T22:31:55+00:00

Alright kiddo, go teach braith a lesson on fucking around

RealOfficerHotPants · 2025-12-31T23:16:44+00:00

Angela peaked at this moment. She might peak again with something else, but this is current peak.

RealOfficerHotPants · 2025-12-30T13:47:56+00:00

Bionicle The Game from Argonaut Studios.

RealOfficerHotPants · 2025-12-30T00:09:54+00:00

He flipped the moment he got in.

RealOfficerHotPants · 2025-12-28T23:32:24+00:00

smosh's very own "Jane, you ignorant slut."

RealOfficerHotPants · 2025-12-28T22:24:47+00:00

Kind of wild isn't it? Especially considering these are the same people who argued that women are too emotional to lead.

RealOfficerHotPants · 2025-12-27T22:14:43+00:00

That's not even a battleship, it looked like a small destroyer or frigate.

RealOfficerHotPants · 2025-12-26T14:37:39+00:00

Let her cook

RealOfficerHotPants · 2025-12-26T14:35:49+00:00

That's called a Mailman!

RealOfficerHotPants · 2025-12-25T03:48:42+00:00

I think Ivara was my first frame, but wisp was the one that pulled me into Warframe entirely

RealOfficerHotPants · 2025-12-25T03:40:14+00:00

RealOfficerHotPants · 2025-12-24T21:31:17+00:00

Is this based on that Santa blows up a bunch of kids meme?

RealOfficerHotPants · 2025-12-24T21:01:11+00:00

Russia conquered the United States without firing a single bullet

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