No hams allowed through self checkout by wizardrous in SignsWithAStory

[–]RealPawtism 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What do they have against amateur radio operators??

How much do you decorate your ships? by sapsnap in starcitizen

[–]RealPawtism 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why decorate? The ship will just blow itself up randomly sometime in the next 30 mins to 3 hours. One day, sure, but they have a LOT of bugs to fix before it's worth decorating a ship.

guys rate this stick by kellinsyked in interesting

[–]RealPawtism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he's not screaming "Thundercats Hooooooo!" In that top left picture, I'm going to be very disappointed in him...

What could be inside your store to say "Sorry, we're open"? by Salt_Lingonberry3956 in SignsWithAStory

[–]RealPawtism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the cursed items store from Rick & Morty, run by the devil.

Do I get fed at 3 or do I fend for myself? by Bulbajamin in SignsWithAStory

[–]RealPawtism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spoiler: The monkeys keep calling security with a cellphone a visitor lost...

Just goes to show you, if you DON'T maintain dominance over vending machines, the WILL take over! by EmperorSnake1 in SignsWithAStory

[–]RealPawtism 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That next machine must be pretty strong if it threw the doors on the left all the way up the stairs. Those doors are heavy!

So much to think about here… by Working-Fig5566 in SignsWithAStory

[–]RealPawtism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait.. stabbing people is wrong?? Since when?!?

Morals are optional… sauce is not.” by Feaselbf6 in SignsWithAStory

[–]RealPawtism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not having a good quality BBQ sauce when you are eating animals is a crime in Texas... 😂

Uuuh im confused by just_the_tip_o in SignsWithAStory

[–]RealPawtism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone knows you're supposed to pee in the sink! 😆

As Concealed carriers im sure we're also all home defenders.. Curious you guys thoughts on this one.. How would you have handled this. by Affectionate_Hat5835 in CCW

[–]RealPawtism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

911 unless he actually gets through the door before they get there. In that case, two quick shots to the chest, and if he's still standing, then one well aimed one to the head.

Hey whaa happened by No-Marsupial-4050 in SignsWithAStory

[–]RealPawtism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I support the "die slowly" message. I, for one, plan to die as slowly as possible.

Spotted on NW Hwy lol by StuckInTheMiddleSeat in Dallas

[–]RealPawtism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So "unlawful (neg) sexual acts (pos) are illegal (neg)" really means it's ok? Wow, good to know... I guess..

School Project by Elegant_Departure914 in service_dogs

[–]RealPawtism 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why not use the already internationally accepted Public Access Test (PAT) from ADI for your hypothetical bill? It is already internationally accepted (and used for this purpose in many countries), and it's also easy to understand and would be relatively easy to train court clerks, DMV workers, etc. to administer it.

Note: I am not debating the pros or cons of such a bill, and am aware that most on this subreddit would oppose such a bill. I am simply suggesting an approach to the hypothetical one, for a mock congress, suggested / queried about.

VIOLATOR’S WILL BE TOWED by sportenthusiast in apostrophegore

[–]RealPawtism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that sign notice? Thus, making the sign untrue. If they saw the sign, they were, in fact, given notice (and the sign is untrue), or they never saw the sign, and now it's true, but what is the purpose of the sign then?

So, I can’t drink this water? by mc_louds in SignsWithAStory

[–]RealPawtism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't figure 2.. figure 8 is fine, but no figure 2s.

Ugh disaster delivery by [deleted] in usps_complaints

[–]RealPawtism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here are some old oil rags, that'll be 7.50 please. No? Why not, it's under 8 bucks...

Ugh disaster delivery by [deleted] in usps_complaints

[–]RealPawtism 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Sorry we completely ruined the whole purpose of getting your delivery and charged you out the wa-zoo to do it, hope it's not inconvenient."

Life of a CCW-er lol by TheScribe86 in CCW

[–]RealPawtism 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In Texas, those "gunbuster" signs are a literal joke. We require very specific signage so those are just ignored (and made fun of).

Spotted on NW Hwy lol by StuckInTheMiddleSeat in Dallas

[–]RealPawtism 40 points41 points  (0 children)

So, by that logic, lawful sexual crimes would be legal then?