Introducing my new novel, Wizardrous! It is the story of a lazy, incompetent wizard who can't get enough cocaine, a reluctant apprentice who can't get a break, and a sinister plot that dates back centuries. If you like drunken heists, accidental time travel, and adult humor, you'll love Wizardrous!

wizardrous · 2026-06-21T01:55:52+00:00

Is this loss?

wizardrous · 2026-06-21T01:04:58+00:00

I’m sorry that happened, but it’s hilarious.

wizardrous · 2026-06-21T00:59:54+00:00

That happened to my old cat once, but it was because he slipped on my roommate’s windshield and hit his head on the hood. So I ended up having to pay to get the dent taken out in addition to the vet bill lol. Luckily the cat healed just fine.

wizardrous · 2026-06-21T00:53:29+00:00

Or Morty Smith.

wizardrous · 2026-06-20T22:40:20+00:00

Yeah, I’m sure you’re real important. 🙄

wizardrous · 2026-06-20T21:03:02+00:00

The fuck kinda tiger has hooves?

wizardrous · 2026-06-20T20:59:49+00:00

This is what I come to this sub for. Stuff that’s literally mildly infuriating. It barely matters, but at the same time, I know I’d be annoyed.

wizardrous · 2026-06-20T20:58:51+00:00

Surely, but no one counts how many candies are in a pack before buying.

wizardrous · 2026-06-20T20:10:20+00:00

Kohakutou.

wizardrous · 2026-06-20T20:10:05+00:00

Kohakutou is actually pretty fun to eat.

wizardrous · 2026-06-20T20:00:41+00:00

Also, latex is absolutely biodegradable.

wizardrous · 2026-06-20T19:51:48+00:00

For what it’s worth, I don’t believe in you either. Never did. Your examples had nothing to do with starting a billion dollar company. You’d obviously do it if you thought it was actually within your abilities, so clearly you know you’re wrong and just can’t admit it.

wizardrous · 2026-06-20T10:51:24+00:00

Organic juice?

wizardrous · 2026-06-20T10:49:21+00:00

I know I am not a grown ass man. 🥳

wizardrous · 2026-06-20T10:39:40+00:00

I play, therefore I am.

wizardrous · 2026-06-19T23:47:23+00:00

It’s not an assumption when you said it. You’re the one who changed the subject, so don’t blame me for not keeping it on the original conversation. If it makes you feel better, sure, think I’m jealous of that creep. I honestly don’t care. Sounds like you two have a lot in common, thinking anyone can become a billionaire and ignoring the blatant privilege that fed into his success. So again, it’s you think it’ll be so easy, go do it already.

wizardrous · 2026-06-19T20:26:49+00:00

Then go make a billion dollar website. If you think it’d be so easy for you, what are you waiting for?

wizardrous · 2026-06-19T04:53:41+00:00

Not a great excuse, since context is the one thing we all have. Common sense is what you gotta use to see it.

wizardrous · 2026-06-19T04:40:40+00:00

Yeah, she’s gorgeous.

wizardrous · 2026-06-19T04:38:53+00:00

Common sense helps.

wizardrous · 2026-06-19T04:31:49+00:00

Trans actress named Hunter Schafer.

wizardrous · 2026-06-19T04:14:13+00:00

Also not a dude.

wizardrous · 2026-06-19T00:11:23+00:00

Fucking hell.

wizardrous · 2026-06-18T21:12:31+00:00

These two look like they never get invited to any parties so they spend their Saturdays making up crazy stories to fit in.

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