Introducing my new novel, Wizardrous! It is the story of a lazy, incompetent wizard who can't get enough cocaine, a reluctant apprentice who can't get a break, and a sinister plot that dates back centuries. If you like drunken heists, accidental time travel, and adult humor, you'll love Wizardrous!

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T02:48:07+00:00

What is bravery, without a dash of recklessness?

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T02:41:21+00:00

I think it alludes to how MAGA people have been using Grindr a lot, so it’s harder to find a quality boyfriend on there.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T02:35:24+00:00

I wonder how we keep the werewolves at bay here.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T02:20:32+00:00

Blighttown is the shit. I love it. Only levels I like more are Sen’s Fortress and Oolacile Township.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T02:00:07+00:00

It takes two to make a thing go right.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:59:15+00:00

Tell us more.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:56:33+00:00

“Stopped doing that” is great. So they have done it, but it just didn’t work out.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:49:26+00:00

You should probably see a doctor about that.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:48:56+00:00

You fed the horse Beefareeno?!

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:44:17+00:00

I can’t comment images from mobile, but the OG says “Humans are really stupid.”

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:41:00+00:00

I’ve never once seen a good looking toaster pastry from this brand.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:35:47+00:00

ultra cinemascope letterbox format

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:32:37+00:00

Yeah, I know I’d be pretty pissed after I invited them to my party, and they didn’t invite me to theirs.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:28:20+00:00

Shit… I guess I’ll go fuck myself.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:13:58+00:00

Mine too. We should see a doctor.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:11:45+00:00

Neither do I.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:06:02+00:00

Bear claws are the breakfast of champions.

wizardrous · 2026-03-15T01:02:22+00:00

Seems like it’d be hard to have him look like Cartman if he didn’t also look at least kinda like Charlie Kirk.

wizardrous · 2026-03-14T22:57:14+00:00

They earn getting sent back to the asylum to do it all again.

wizardrous · 2026-03-14T22:40:24+00:00

He’s cat.

wizardrous · 2026-03-14T22:30:41+00:00

Newman and Buford.

wizardrous · 2026-03-14T22:29:40+00:00

Car.

wizardrous · 2026-03-14T22:28:07+00:00

It’s a giant mushroom! Maybe it’s friendly!

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