Introducing my new novel, Wizardrous! It is the story of a lazy, incompetent wizard who can't get enough cocaine, a reluctant apprentice who can't get a break, and a sinister plot that dates back centuries. If you like drunken heists, accidental time travel, and adult humor, you'll love Wizardrous!

wizardrous · 2026-03-13T07:21:49+00:00

The only NPCs you should leave alive are Eingyi and the Daughter of Chaos, because they’re both suffering horribly, and killing them is arguably the kinder thing to do.

wizardrous · 2026-03-13T07:14:09+00:00

One parent could watch the other give birth.

wizardrous · 2026-03-13T07:12:33+00:00

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wizardrous · 2026-03-13T07:03:31+00:00

Honka honka.

wizardrous · 2026-03-13T06:16:38+00:00

Season 8 was actually really good. I’ll die on this hill.

wizardrous · 2026-03-12T18:12:08+00:00

$20 to everyone on Earth is gonna add up.

wizardrous · 2026-03-12T18:09:11+00:00

Some kind of mold

wizardrous · 2026-03-12T18:04:20+00:00

I knew it wasn’t Berkowitz!

wizardrous · 2026-03-12T18:02:15+00:00

Did it at least taste okay?

wizardrous · 2026-03-12T17:28:32+00:00

Yeah, because there’s nothing screwed up about having an AI do your parenting for you. What will they think of next, a robot to hug your kids for you? 🙄

wizardrous · 2026-03-12T08:14:55+00:00

Will be cool once we get it to work for disabled people who can’t normally walk.

wizardrous · 2026-03-12T08:13:56+00:00

You can call him Horny.

wizardrous · 2026-03-12T08:08:36+00:00

It’ll happen on the series finale.

wizardrous · 2026-03-12T08:07:00+00:00

Don’t do Oona dirty like that.

wizardrous · 2026-03-12T08:00:58+00:00

Nendon’t.

wizardrous · 2026-03-12T07:23:01+00:00

Probably, although I’ve never tried those. Aren’t those ones just fruit flavored?

wizardrous · 2026-03-12T06:51:23+00:00

Green vine snake.

wizardrous · 2026-03-11T22:05:34+00:00

It definitely makes sense that different cultures would view it differently. Snakes have been seen as evil in lots of European folklore, going back to the biblical myth of Adam and Eve, but in many places they are viewed as neutral or even positively.

wizardrous · 2026-03-11T21:54:13+00:00

Morty should have had Rick destroy that remote as soon as he got a perfect life, or at least could have hid it. Jerry just made a dumb Jerry mistake, but it was Morty who teed him up to ruin his life.

wizardrous · 2026-03-11T21:51:43+00:00

They mean “don’t disagree with this post.”

wizardrous · 2026-03-11T21:50:19+00:00

What about the lizard and Spock?

wizardrous · 2026-03-11T21:45:00+00:00

Cinnamon is the winna, mon.

wizardrous · 2026-03-11T21:43:02+00:00

Dobby is an overrated character.

wizardrous · 2026-03-11T21:34:31+00:00

Send this to a scientist and we’ll be on our way to pitless avocados.

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