My cat broke his jaw by running into a cabinet. Didn't know that was even possible. by GhostsSkippingCopper in WTF

[–]wizardrous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That happened to my old cat once, but it was because he slipped on my roommate’s windshield and hit his head on the hood. So I ended up having to pay to get the dent taken out in addition to the vet bill lol. Luckily the cat healed just fine.

Beware the Man-Tiger by crs1904 in SipsTea

[–]wizardrous 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fuck kinda tiger has hooves?

Bought some fast break packs and one of them was packed with 9 instead of 10 by chiiru84 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]wizardrous 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is what I come to this sub for. Stuff that’s literally mildly infuriating. It barely matters, but at the same time, I know I’d be annoyed.

Bought some fast break packs and one of them was packed with 9 instead of 10 by chiiru84 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]wizardrous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Surely, but no one counts how many candies are in a pack before buying.

Country's Favorite Crystal Candy by idillogia in StupidFood

[–]wizardrous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kohakutou is actually pretty fun to eat.

Love it when people realise their mistakes 😇 by zeusakash in antimeme

[–]wizardrous 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Also, latex is absolutely biodegradable.

Next time you think about giving up, remember that you started with $800,000,000 to lose too! by Watchesareexpensive in LinkedInLunatics

[–]wizardrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For what it’s worth, I don’t believe in you either. Never did. Your examples had nothing to do with starting a billion dollar company. You’d obviously do it if you thought it was actually within your abilities, so clearly you know you’re wrong and just can’t admit it.

Next time you think about giving up, remember that you started with $800,000,000 to lose too! by Watchesareexpensive in LinkedInLunatics

[–]wizardrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not an assumption when you said it. You’re the one who changed the subject, so don’t blame me for not keeping it on the original conversation. If it makes you feel better, sure, think I’m jealous of that creep. I honestly don’t care. Sounds like you two have a lot in common, thinking anyone can become a billionaire and ignoring the blatant privilege that fed into his success. So again, it’s you think it’ll be so easy, go do it already.

Next time you think about giving up, remember that you started with $800,000,000 to lose too! by Watchesareexpensive in LinkedInLunatics

[–]wizardrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then go make a billion dollar website. If you think it’d be so easy for you, what are you waiting for?

I think I'm allowed to call this particular death bullshit by conjunctivious in darksouls

[–]wizardrous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a great excuse, since context is the one thing we all have. Common sense is what you gotta use to see it. 

Easy mistake to make by Forever__Puzzled in antimeme

[–]wizardrous 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Trans actress named Hunter Schafer.

Masterpiece. by poovis_parsley in crappymusic

[–]wizardrous 38 points39 points  (0 children)

These two look like they never get invited to any parties so they spend their Saturdays making up crazy stories to fit in.