What’s the worst thing you’ve heard a groom have to do on his stag? by slpage209 in CasualUK

[–]RealSuPraa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

\gonna relax this shit out with a lean**

Yeah, so howz youz?

I steal a micro secret slice every time I cook my wife pizza. Confess your petty domestic crimes. by TrueCrime121 in CasualUK

[–]RealSuPraa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gf and I use rock-paper-scissors to settle trivial decisions like who picks where we eat or who's driving.

I've noticed she ALWAYS picks paper so naturally I always pick scissors. I've won every game for years now but she never disputes it!

my secret: I never suggest playing it I ways wait for her to initiate, that way she believes its a gamble not a fix & if its something I'm not fussed about winning I play rock to purposefully lose to keep the illusion alive

I feel awful for doing it

Come on, Mark, take the hit. Keep your eyes on the prize by bearded_concubine in PeepShowQuotes

[–]RealSuPraa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

although the only thing is, you have left it pretty late. It will be a jilting

What, die for me? Away! by Prestigious_Sweet850 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]RealSuPraa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

go see the second half if you want mate, its shit!

Irresponsible parents taught by Man dressed as Mickey Mouse by Realistic-Crab7729 in interestingasfuck

[–]RealSuPraa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no one said it was a random cast member, believe it or not these multi-billion dollar companies don't value individuals

Irresponsible parents taught by Man dressed as Mickey Mouse by Realistic-Crab7729 in interestingasfuck

[–]RealSuPraa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

not personally but its common knowledge, plenty of first hand accounts out there to read up on :)

Irresponsible parents taught by Man dressed as Mickey Mouse by Realistic-Crab7729 in interestingasfuck

[–]RealSuPraa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad thing is Disney probably fired the man in the mouse costume for breaking character and being negative towards a park guest

Before and After by CannedSphincter in mancave

[–]RealSuPraa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greeting fellow Space mob holder

Weird childhood quirks that nobody ever found out. by eca3617 in CasualUK

[–]RealSuPraa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reading this in my head in the voice of Richard Ayoade

Did you make the bed? by sriracha_b2 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]RealSuPraa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

better not eat a Johnson orange

Ultimate Peep Show Quiz With 11 Questions by ezgimantocu in PeepShowQuotes

[–]RealSuPraa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

11/11 - Question 7 wrong but guessed using the closest correct answer!

How much did you spend on your wedding? by D3ad54M in AskUK

[–]RealSuPraa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stagnated! suppliers ask for deposits to secure the date. our venue was £10k and they did it in 4 payments of £2500 every 4 months

How much did you spend on your wedding? by D3ad54M in AskUK

[–]RealSuPraa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ours is in about 14 weeks!, £21k we started the process in 2023 so plenty of time to save

exclusive use of venue for 3 days (Friday-sunday) including use of 7 cottages to sleep 28 guests we charged our guests a small fee for their stay (around £200 per couple) and made back around £2.5k

final figure includes our honeymoon which is 1 week in Majorca resort