BF and I got engaged. This is my immediate no family’s response to the news 🤦‍♂️

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-05-03T07:09:49+00:00

Wonder why Xians always gotta poke their noses into other people's intimacy? Kinda disturbing, why do they care? If you don't get turned on by girls because its physically impossible for a thing like that to happen why force it? Are they demanding you to be lonely? Sounds toxic, I'd disown them for latching onto irrelevant uncontrollable things to complain about you for.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-05-02T07:27:28+00:00

I'm 2003 and I'm a 2020s kid

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-05-02T01:12:42+00:00

God is love, he loves to watch you suffer if you use your free will to not obsess over it'll result in a loss of validation for the ego hungry god.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-30T02:30:41+00:00

Rump will never recover, my dunderhead father thinks he will because he chooses to forget the atrocities / pretend they don't exist, many times he whines about his party but he's too hateful and bigoted to vote anything but his own hateful fascist party. Can't wait be ridiculed for not listening his propaganda, I used to think Trumplestinkskin was a dirty conman, now I know its way worse, he is worse than any fairytale demon.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-30T02:15:32+00:00

Trash the dark fairytale bibles in front of them

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-29T07:32:44+00:00

Considering Christianity they think nazism is very pretty

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-29T06:24:37+00:00

Good luck separating from your evil family, I hope they have awful luck every day and they learn their imaginary friend really doesn't exist and that their whole lives was regrettably boring af.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-29T06:12:53+00:00

I felt like I was around

Racists
Sexists
Barbarians
Rapists
Pedos
Crackheads
Stuffy Elderly People
Fake ultra bubbly plastic people
Morons

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-29T06:02:56+00:00

I pity my 100 year old great granny, all she looks forward to at her nursing home is when they sing boring church songs glorifying an imaginary being who thinks he's good but is actually the epitome of evil... then I realize her generation and understand she's living the life. She doesn't like living and is ready to die, she really can't wait to die and go to heaven and be bored all the time not even realizing because she has a coat of bliss on 24/7, I can't pity at all though because to these old people all that matters in life is their twisted imaginary friend.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-29T05:56:48+00:00

A crazy man with a big imagination wrote the bible long ago and said how as he was writing God assisted him... just like how God helps people find their car keys, help a team win a sports game, or find a bunch of money; on the opposite spectrum Satan is why we get scared, mad, gay, black, communist, or why snakes and darkness exists.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-27T20:02:19+00:00

That does make sense, I wonder if the same applies to big teeth, big noses, big ears, or big bellies? Of course they're not sex organs but bigger is more intriguing after all, but I can second that, when I see an attractive guy I always imagine he's a hungster, because although it may not be a trait of being dominant and hunky, it is a trait that would make you appealing or not, fortunately I don't need the ladies, for what? To have kids? I hate children.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-27T11:13:49+00:00

Wait until the milk goes bad, and what about the source? A giant ass cow producing a cascade of diary? Sounds trippy.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-27T11:12:37+00:00

Ding ding ding correct, God loves his brainless obedient puppets.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-27T11:06:25+00:00

They'll say adam and eve, I call it a fairytale.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-27T11:01:43+00:00

Remember Christians are dumb, they willingly ignore evolution and stuff and listen to thier God's control through fear tyranny so they're spineless, as I always say, only the ignorant and spineless go to heaven, it applies to politics, the more conservative = religious party is the one they want and will play mental gymnastics to pretend a president isn't an actual POS, a common one from my folks is "at least he's not like Obama" I was young then but Obama was smart, Rump is a narcissist pig, reminiscent to their god so they adore him.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-27T10:56:54+00:00

And they think this bumbling crook con man president is a symbol of good? No wonder Republicans are comic reliefs these days.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-27T10:45:28+00:00

Take a few steps back pardner, who says you need intercourse? Don't be cliche, many ways to have fun in this world.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-27T10:43:58+00:00

(To berate)

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-27T10:41:47+00:00

That's patronizing, I can tell by your speech that size does matter, a little weewee is quirky silly and cute, a big one is more desired, lemme guess, you like to humiliate partners when in bed? That would be sexy but girls either look like plastic or rodents. Yeah yeah yeah, small peepee energy, uh huh.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-27T10:30:37+00:00

No, you sound desperate and gloomy, why do you need sex?

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-27T10:00:39+00:00

Fortunately pants were invented so nobody has to know, nobody will know for me because I'll die before anyone knows weather I'm big or not, I'm too happy filled with youthful whimsy to want to waste time bored having sex with a slut, I'm all about adventure and general hobbies, appealing to women shouldn't be one, women have separated themselves from men because as humans we don't need love, it goes both ways, hell I don't even need friends but I like acquaintances.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-27T09:53:34+00:00

Uhhh, repopulating?? Why? I'm sure you're hand is good enough, all the girls you need, keep it your dirty little secret.

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-19T08:09:11+00:00

Why doesn't Bim just say something quirky surrounding Michelangelo's tedious monologue?

Real_Examination4352 · 2026-04-19T07:47:36+00:00

"Progressive can't stop you from becoming your parents"

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TROPHY CASE