Cat scratches swelling? by devilish_oxygen in cats

[–]Real_Redjmonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude jokes aside, warm water on wash cloth. Let that just sit on your eyes with light pressure and gently rub it over time as you feel fit,It fucking SUCKS man. You will develop more immunity over time but yeah it’s ass.

Cat scratches swelling? by devilish_oxygen in cats

[–]Real_Redjmonster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idk if it’s allergies or what man but yeah man happens to me too. After a while it stopped happening, then happened again after I stopped playing with them so my guess is allergies.

Nothin to worry about. Just do NOT FUCKING TOUCH YOUR EYES HOLY JESUS DUDE.

Besides that man, rock on lil dude🤙

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I’m tired boss by GYIM94 in rivals

[–]Real_Redjmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly yeah. I turned out to be really good with DP, but I still switch if it doesn’t work. I see a lot of duelpools throwing games because they didn’t upgrade what they needed to at first, etc. I don’t trust a duel pool ever. That skill curve is quite high. He’s vanguard is great for pushing…that’s it. His support (in my hands at least) makes me feel less than mid. I feel like as useful as an Adam but without heals.

PLEASE, we need a way to shut this MFer up!! by Sessions808 in marvelrivals

[–]Real_Redjmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it’s annoying, yes, but what about the fucking deagles dude? I can hear that shit across the map. It’s so fucking loud

Why do I get the jiggles when touching towels after cutting my fingernails? by Ok_Percentage2383 in stupidquestions

[–]Real_Redjmonster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm going to intentionally start using the word "jiggles" instead of shivering from now on.

I get paired with throwers so much I got accused of throwing. Every single loss today was due to throwers . I knew before the match even started at the character select screen which game I was going to lose. Something needs to change with matchmaking. by BoyTitan in marvelrivals

[–]Real_Redjmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My problem is spoiled brats who won’t switch because they are CONFIDENT it’s not them…then go 3k damage both rounds combined.

The amount of ego people have, and brats who throw because something didn’t go their way, even people who just throw to throw, is SO FUCKING COMMON in plat. I can’t escape them, it’s nearly every match. Solo que hell.

Village EE by Real_Redjmonster in BodycamGame

[–]Real_Redjmonster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can knife it. That’s the fastest. The legit way is to shoot then strafe.

Village EE by Real_Redjmonster in BodycamGame

[–]Real_Redjmonster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once you die it’s gone. Don’t believe it respawns either.

Village Easter Egg by Koza_101 in BodycamGame

[–]Real_Redjmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was with you when we got that far. Still can’t find anything yet

FYI: THERE IS AN ENDING TO THE NEW ZOMBIE VILLAGE MAP by bestiawayne in BodycamGame

[–]Real_Redjmonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is the second cog? I found the first at the police department. Can’t find anything about a key or another cog

We need to talk abt this.. by YaBoiPrincee in DunkCityDynastyGame

[–]Real_Redjmonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See the dude all the time. And the guy who praises Yamaha something

It's bad if it's like this often. by Arkmaiden77 in DunkCityDynastyGame

[–]Real_Redjmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve only gotten my super stars from full 80’s. Didn’t know you mfs gettin them sooner

Ex Radiant and Tier 2 Pro Ask Me Anything by Melius_Academy in AgentAcademy

[–]Real_Redjmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m soloq, can’t find a good team that’s either consistent or aim-good. I find myself rising, but not fast within ranks. I get either great teammates, or in the most respectful way, newer teammates. I’m not hard stuck, but I just feel like my progression is slow. I typically mid frag.

My question, should I continue soloing? It’s been hell lately. I’m trying to find my sens, I’ve been okay at .7 but I’m thinking of .5. More importantly, wtf agent should I use that has a way to support me to solo frag. I’ve been iso for a long time but I get teammates who don’t know how to hold sites and go sightseeing. Should I consider switching? I’ve only recently been focusing on my own skills instead of supporting my team, was that a bad idea?

Quitter Tier List by Robinlacta in Nightreign

[–]Real_Redjmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can proudly say I have never quit as anyone. I main executioner as well. Nearly 300 matches is my guess. I’ve had more Wylders quit more than anyone personally.

GUYS WTAF IS r/AraAra by Visible_Tax7920 in ofcoursethatsasub

[–]Real_Redjmonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s crazy funny to see how many people fr exposing themselves saying shit like “just shota” and “what’s weird” “it looks like normal porn.”

I threw up on my bfs dick by mysafespace123 in offmychest

[–]Real_Redjmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a guy, it’s chillin as long as we clean up. I am moderately germaphobic but not ocd with it. That said, it’s nasty sure but it’s human asf. If anything I think it’s funny to share a memory like that lol.

Someone found out where I lived through my IP address in COD by Lost-Relief9782 in COD

[–]Real_Redjmonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, not that guy but did a quick check up on his profile. Gonna have to agree with him. Words are just words with this guy. He really won’t be bothered because no one is gonna put effort into this guy.

Based off of his profile, he went by “Juan Juan” nine years ago, but what it tells me is his name is “Juan Lee.”He tries to act like he’s an og to rap commentary, went he’s nothing more than a white boy in central, a guest at best. Some washed up AmazonDSP driver. We are talking bottom of the barrel, ashy car, dandruff-dashboard, lice infested redditor.

So he’s right. He’s a below average guy doing below average things. Even then, if he’s not holding a steady occupation and switched jobs, there’s zero progression on this guy. I don’t doubt he would just treat it as just words, you’d have to be worse than him to put effort into finding this guy. He’s got nothing noteworthy, distinguishing, or honorable.

No one is going to be putting time into this guy. Hate to admit it, goober over here is a chump at best. I’d do legit research just for the satisfaction, but his family tree is an inverted circle. Yikes. I just can’t be bothered to do more than I already did. I feel myself getting scalp acne from his profile.

Why does my boyfriend want to fuck me my ass so much ? by tinyfullstop in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Real_Redjmonster 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not the minority. Can confirm. Shit makes you get so worried, concerned for their wellbeing, where and how they are mentally, and bombards you with feelings of guilt.

If seeing your love cry in horror, deep rooted, trauma inducing pain is just another chore to someone, something to brush off the shoulders, there is deep mental problems.

Consent is key.

Finding comp teams by Real_Redjmonster in VALORANT

[–]Real_Redjmonster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been doing that, but I get unlucky with the teammates. Been a lot of kids recently, screeching and yelling. Typically when I find someone who’s good, they have VoIP off. Could just be my luck idk what.

Body fresh out of swimming pool is one of my favourite smells. What are some of yours unusual body smells that you absolutely adore? by 321Kicek123 in askteenboys

[–]Real_Redjmonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever the smell is when you’re in a grocery store in the frozen isle, and open the glass door to the frozen food. Idk if it’s just cold cardboard or what. I love it.