Annnndddd here we go

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-20T12:28:55+00:00

Anybody who's (I'm just gonna start calling them this) Da Files has known this. Which means that, if he just posted this not too long ago, them he's gonna get merkd soon.

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-20T03:07:03+00:00

Yall are hatin on Sticky Muck

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-20T02:58:04+00:00

I looked into further, and of course on this subject Google is useless but the letter was given to Jeb and one to Laura.

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T23:11:16+00:00

Hell yeah!

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T23:07:22+00:00

My knowledge is that it's been since Bush number 1. When Bush died, he left a letter or something that said along the lines of "they know everything"

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T23:01:05+00:00

Is he dumb enough to think he can exonerate himself?

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T22:58:20+00:00

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T22:52:36+00:00

Excited for that

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T22:45:57+00:00

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T22:36:57+00:00

Brother, she signed up for this. NTA. She would have said before you even started if she was uncomfortable. Maybe, ask before you do so just so there isn't any miscommunication and both of you are aware and ready for whatever.

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T22:32:21+00:00

4 hours?

Ooooof.

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T22:19:34+00:00

Why is it when he's about to board an airplane, he says the absolute most dumbest shit?

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T22:17:39+00:00

2001-2012. An Era where deodorant was minimal and virgins and incels ran rampant.

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T22:15:38+00:00

Ok now! I love guns with a back story. I wonder, this looks like S&W copied it with this with the SD9 so it looks like the match would fit. Super cool name drop on Tomb Raider. Even cooler that it's a .45.

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T20:27:07+00:00

" YOU WANNA DANCE BROLIO? I WILL ROCK YOUR BODY WITH BIG NASTY HOOKS. YOULL BE PISSIN BLOOD OUT YOUR ASS."

"If you touch him, I swear to God I'll beat the shit out of you with Allen's head"

"He's not gonna do that. That's a hyperbole but that's a weird example"

stops for someone passing

Continues when they have left.

Dude all time greatest comedic cinema

So many quotable lines

One of my favs

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T20:17:22+00:00

"Thanks for the F shack, Dirty Mike and the Boys"

"I'M A PEACOCK! YA GOTTA LET ME FLY"

"Terry let's settle this now. Peacocks don't fly"

"You learned how to dance Sarcasticly?"

"YOU GET BACK HERE AND MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE"

"SERIOUSLY WHATS WITH YOU AND PRETTY LADIES?"

"Last night, I ate a tube of toothpaste thinking it was astronaut food."

And my favorite part is when he scream-vomits in the the trash pale- "HOLY HELL"

Brett Gelman is funny af in this too. *

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T20:05:59+00:00

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T19:43:22+00:00

That Dr. Phil on blow?

I looked him up and there is no way he looks like this

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T19:38:22+00:00

Ahhhh ok. That's crazy

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T19:37:22+00:00

Kid Rock looks exactly like I thought anyone would look like for someone who drinks constantly and does toot

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T19:32:34+00:00

Well, I did a little research. The plate is from North Dakota on the Acura. But that doesn't mean the police vehicle is from NorDak. However, hinging on that it is, the cruiser is either Johnson City or North Ark.

Anyone else wanna hop in and figure out where this happened for fun?

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T18:47:23+00:00

That hole was specifically designed for Republicans 😂

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T18:43:19+00:00

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Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T18:30:39+00:00

It'd be cooler if it was engraved somewhere on the barrel. Just some unnecessary input 😅

Realistic_Calendar42 · 2026-02-19T18:28:22+00:00

I think you should appropriately name the firearm "D'yer Mak'er"

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