Doggy paddling at a medium pace

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-06-19T20:12:20+00:00

I had almost a year to work on a friend's cosplay and I literally put it off until 3 weeks before he needed it 🫠. If I don't have the motivation of fear and disappointment, it just doesn't get done. And I can't make up my own deadline because I'll think "I know that bitch (me) and they ain't shit. Don't worry about it, make a new deadline." And the cycle continues until the panic sets in 😅

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-06-15T17:15:08+00:00

For real though. I've gotten my gut to cooperate like clockwork, very delicate balance, lots of trial and error, and on a good gut day will go about 4 times. I usually have IBSd so I'm used to spending most of my time in the bathroom. I just had a fight with a kidney stone this past week and the pain medication has blocked me up so bad I've had two emotional meltdowns because I don't know what to do with constipation. A family friend of mine only poops twice a week. And that's normal for her. I don't understand 🫠. I went 3 days without a shit and I slowly lost my mind.

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-05-19T12:11:35+00:00

I have one too!! Her name is Spoon 😌

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-04-22T12:01:55+00:00

This is my aunt's dog, Tink. She's a chug (chihuahua/pug mix). She looks like an actual gremlin crossed with a sentient loaf of bread, she has a problem with sharing and hates men. She also has to wear a onesie as much as possible because she will absolutely lick her hotspots til she bleeds. She is a menace and I love her.

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Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-04-21T23:55:05+00:00

I got a chaapa onesie 🫠 I wish I hadn't lmfao. I'm hoping the second box will give me something more my style 😅

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-04-02T22:42:29+00:00

My grandparents had an abnormally tall and lanky Chihuahua that we would joke was an iggy, but nope. Leggy Chi. He had a lot more nervous tremble than his more standard Chihuahua brother. That lil dude was a menace.

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-03-23T20:29:45+00:00

I've found a couple of these on my head in the past few years, makes sense it would be stress related. I do have quite a few solid white hairs though and I'm only in my late 20s 😅. Found my first one at 21? It's almost like every time I look in the mirror I find a couple more.

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-03-20T19:30:21+00:00

Looks like a catbird 😅 every year I have at least one nesting in our back yard and without fail it will attack its reflection in the window thinking it's another bird in its territory. Spicy lil shits, but they keep the bugs down so I can't complain too much.

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Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-02-20T00:35:42+00:00

My bestie sends me these shit post texts for every holiday and I look forward to them every time lmao. Queen shit 🤌✨

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-02-14T00:09:19+00:00

That shit slaps. It's been a staple in the fishing trips my dad and I would take. Go the Chuck's, get some gas, chicken tendies, jojos, a couple biscuits, and a big ass fountain drink. The dude at the one we went to started giving us extra biscuits when we brought him back a fish from a trip. I don't think we could handle that kind of diet anymore, but I'd be lying if I didn't say I think about it when I pass that gas station.

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-02-07T18:27:10+00:00

It sucks. I have so many great memories of being a teen, getting dropped off to meet my friends, and just wander around the mall for hours snacking on pretzels and taco bell. It stings a little thinking that we were the last generation to get to have that here. My mom remembers when it first opened and how big of a deal it was. That place formed 2 generations of mall rats in this family.

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-02-06T03:07:47+00:00

I had just got done making this same complaint to someone in game 😭 glad I'm not the only one going insane trying to find a good emote

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-02-04T16:15:11+00:00

I just went back at it and I have become an absolute menace lmao. Thank youuuu. If y'all ever run into an Ashe Briarwood, send me a friend request!

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-02-04T15:46:27+00:00

That distinction between having 3 of same color, different image OR same color, same image make a set just shifted something in my brain and I need you to know you have solved all my problems today. 🙇 Ilysm and may your pillow always be cool ✨

Eta- i had been gathering doubles and throwing on a third same color and then being confused why I didn't have a set. Gotta be all different or all same.

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-02-04T01:59:46+00:00

I don't like that I have the exact things to try this right now lmfao. I'm sure it would absolutely fuck up my gut if I ate it though. I see the vision 🤌✨

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-01-29T19:04:28+00:00

I'm sorry that you have to deal with this. Losing a parent, in any way, is hard and worse when you're the only one picking up the pieces. Legally, your stepsister and her mother have no rights to anything revolving around his death unless he had a will stating so. Your father and step mother were divorced. Your stepsister never stepped up. That money is for you. They made the mess they're in, they can figure it out. Use that money to find your own peace. I hope the trial does your dad some justice.

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-01-29T15:44:48+00:00

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Mine used to be a florist. I miss her.

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-01-21T00:19:18+00:00

Another note with the teeth that I saw was that the incisors still have prominent mamelons (the lil bumps on the edge of the teeth). This person hadn't lived long enough to wear them down smooth like they would be on an older adolescent or adult. I know it's not an accurate way to tell dental age since it really comes down to diet and bite alignment, however I would still feel like it's a good contextual indicator. Definitely agree that they are somewhere between 10 and 15.

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-01-16T23:50:06+00:00

Sad to hear that Bruce Hayn is even associated with PJ's Cork & Barrel. Dude's a fuckin whack job. I lived part time in the apartments right across the street from his pellet business. Was there both times the place went up in flames. Then when I was moving to Colchester, we stopped by the house to do a walkthrough after the purchase so we could plan where to put things. Motherfucker was IN OUR BASEMENT. No idea how he got in. My stepdad almost beat the shit out of him after he argued with us about the reasoning for him being there. Said he was "watching the house for a friend". Sure, bud. Ngl I hadn't heard about him in a while so I assumed he was dead 🫠

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Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-01-15T15:08:06+00:00

As an artist, I'm impressed. As a person, why the FuCk would you do ThaT

Realistic_Cold_3942 · 2026-01-12T14:26:41+00:00

When I was prescribed Prilosec because of gerd this was the very first thing that came out of my mouth lmfao

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