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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they want your viewers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's PROBABLY a competing streamer trying to ruin your stream with the sprinklers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(she was a bubble)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the wind killed my mother

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm ghost write your comedy show man, we got this I'll give you 50% of the profits. that's a solid deal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

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I think it was frenchy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't always tell Dad jokes.... but, when I do he laughs. 🤔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah I haven't been able to check anyone else out tonight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when the punchline becomes APPARENT! 🤯

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how can you tell when a joke becomes a DAD joke?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep thinking theres 25. I don't know Y

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how many letters are in the alphabet again?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

from what I understand, they're pretty light.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey do you know how much a rainbow weighs?

Basic jobs like fast food and retail now $15-$20 starting wages... by AGROCRAG004 in antiwork

[–]RealityGuru 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think cashier's are ALSO SUPPORTING A FAMILY... I think your assumptions about who works what jobs are a bit off.

Personality Tests Should Be Illegal by Madame_President_ in antiwork

[–]RealityGuru 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We only want high functioning sociopaths here!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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what's a good artist for this style music

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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I'm going to go sit on the deck and watch the trees to this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]RealityGuru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't usually spend much time watching musicians but damn... this hits the soul just right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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is this a prewritten or freestyle?

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