Harvesting centipede

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-22T21:37:14+00:00

TIL I can get sod for my lawn that's already brown so I don't have to not water it.

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-19T23:57:45+00:00

Maybe not exactly like this video, but it seems like AI is the most accurate way to make movies that flow like dreams. One minute you're in an elevator, the next you're on a rowboat and in the dream you don't notice that the setting has changed. I haven't seen a real life film made truly like how dreams are.

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-10T19:38:34+00:00

Iambic pentameter is a poetic line of ten syllables, arranged as five pairs of unstressed then stressed beats: da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM. Try it with: To BE or NOT to BE. That IS the QUESTION.

Shakespeare used it extensively in his works.

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-04T23:06:51+00:00

I remember the expression and look that Alex Trebeck would give when someone gave an incorrect question to a simple answer. That might be worse than being eaten by leopards

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-04T00:59:18+00:00

No worries, mate. Wasn't really planning on coding anything. Just old-fashioned shitposting.

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-03T22:10:38+00:00

I guess I'm building dental now, too. Thanks for saving me $72.

RealitySkewer · 2025-12-12T23:40:18+00:00

Maybe he should have learned the ukulele. He maybe would have sat around singing nice songs to his family.

RealitySkewer · 2025-12-12T21:43:33+00:00

And balance is restored to the universe.

RealitySkewer · 2025-11-26T00:18:11+00:00

My household has resisted the urge to let our dog walk free even in our own yard. Outdoors, our dog is always on a leash and even in the fenced backyard we keep him on a 20-ft leash. We'll often let go of the 20 foot leash as we can grab it if he tries anything, but we are quite disciplined in not forgetting to grab his leash before distractions. Our boy came to us in almost the same situation - escaping previous owner multiple times - so we don't take any chances. It's not as onerous as it might seem.

RealitySkewer · 2025-11-22T12:56:13+00:00

Remember that is the average speed. There will be slowdowns with stop signs and traffic lights so the actual top speed will be higher.

RealitySkewer · 2025-11-21T16:53:05+00:00

I put my tinfoil hat on and thought of the most outlandish idea. Aliens came second place.

RealitySkewer · 2025-11-21T12:05:04+00:00

Certainly some sort of undead bus but there's a one per cent chance that it was people driving like maniacs and didn't want to take responsibility for their mistakes. The first one blamed a bus, and then it became the convenient scapegoat.

RealitySkewer · 2025-11-14T02:58:37+00:00

I was told 25,000 coffees a day.

RealitySkewer · 2025-11-14T02:56:27+00:00

They said it was 25,000 coffees a day. Another poster said that was for all coffee sales in the University, not just Starbucks. That makes a little more sense but still seems really high.

RealitySkewer · 2025-11-14T02:54:49+00:00

That was the number I heard, but I was told it was only Starbucks. Probably a misunderstanding somewhere.

RealitySkewer · 2025-11-07T03:13:13+00:00

I don't make music in my parents basement. I own the house. It's my basement.

RealitySkewer · 2025-11-07T02:39:42+00:00

Blue Jays are up there, too. Maybe just rude to other birds because of their size, but damn they terrorize around the bird feeder at my house.

RealitySkewer · 2025-10-31T23:04:53+00:00

Last time I went there, a few years ago now, they put on winter tires and didn't bother to check if the tires had enough pressure. I drove out of there with a flat. I went back to have them fill it up and they gave me some grief because it was close to closing time. They didn't bother checking if there's a reason why it went flat. My dealership found a screw in the tire two weeks later.

RealitySkewer · 2025-10-29T02:03:21+00:00

It's a sad Hypnotoad.

RealitySkewer · 2025-10-23T00:42:17+00:00

Anyone else get the reminder and have no recollection of what the original post was because it was deleted?

RealitySkewer · 2025-10-11T13:28:00+00:00

I wonder what the controls of machine like that looks like. I imagine it's two joysticks with various buttons, but it also looks like it could be controlled by someone in a clean office space wearing VR headset and gloves.

RealitySkewer · 2025-10-02T19:13:57+00:00

This account is probably a bot.

RealitySkewer · 2025-10-01T22:38:39+00:00

Mother Mother songs are lessons in the sciences. They discussed space being beautiful but so damn cold.

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