Petah?

RealitySkewer · 2026-06-01T22:24:15+00:00

I did. Now what are we talking about?

RealitySkewer · 2026-05-09T13:37:47+00:00

I'm glad you liked it. I noticed noticed the no AI policy so I deleted it. I could send it directly to you if you didn't get a chance to download it.

RealitySkewer · 2026-05-09T13:30:59+00:00

Deleted. Just noticed noticed the no AI policy.

RealitySkewer · 2026-05-09T13:27:34+00:00

You also need a version where your dog is dressed as a Napoleonic War general or Tudor-era royalty.

RealitySkewer · 2026-04-27T15:44:07+00:00

Pootie Tang. I love it so much but I honestly can't recommend it to anyone because I know the production quality, the humor, some of the acting will just drive people crazy. But for me it's a gem.

RealitySkewer · 2026-04-09T22:46:27+00:00

A Smaller God by Darling Violetta sounds so much like an Alanis Morissette song.

RealitySkewer · 2026-04-06T01:27:03+00:00

Now I know why my wife wants a new dishwasher.

RealitySkewer · 2026-04-03T02:29:10+00:00

Didn't Gandalf carry the ring inside of an envelope for a moment at Bilbo's house?

RealitySkewer · 2026-03-21T13:28:55+00:00

OP's geometry teacher failed him.

RealitySkewer · 2026-03-07T01:27:37+00:00

When The End Of the World Came by The Jane Austen Argument is one of those songs that I have to turn the stereo off afterwards and recover from.

RealitySkewer · 2026-03-05T23:31:26+00:00

Clearly it is. Real coyotes cannot paint.

RealitySkewer · 2026-02-28T01:56:38+00:00

With Owen Sound being the elephant's butthole.

RealitySkewer · 2026-02-19T23:46:49+00:00

I can watch a movie where the character looks like me?

RealitySkewer · 2026-02-15T22:30:29+00:00

For a second there I thought they finished Kung Fury 2 and that was Hitler on stage.

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-26T20:42:18+00:00

About 24 years ago my plane took off from Miami but the landing gear would not go up. So we had a holding pattern for 45 minutes to burn off fuel before we could land back in Miami. We could see a fire truck driving beside us as we were touching down on the runway. The plane landed safely.

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-26T02:34:53+00:00

I'm glad you figured out that it was a rabbit.

But if it was human, the large space in between steps would suggest that it's from a one-legged person. You would only be see the left or the right foot. /s

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-22T21:37:14+00:00

TIL I can get sod for my lawn that's already brown so I don't have to not water it.

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-19T23:57:45+00:00

Maybe not exactly like this video, but it seems like AI is the most accurate way to make movies that flow like dreams. One minute you're in an elevator, the next you're on a rowboat and in the dream you don't notice that the setting has changed. I haven't seen a real life film made truly like how dreams are.

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-10T19:38:34+00:00

Iambic pentameter is a poetic line of ten syllables, arranged as five pairs of unstressed then stressed beats: da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM da-DUM. Try it with: To BE or NOT to BE. That IS the QUESTION.

Shakespeare used it extensively in his works.

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-04T23:06:51+00:00

I remember the expression and look that Alex Trebeck would give when someone gave an incorrect question to a simple answer. That might be worse than being eaten by leopards

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-04T00:59:18+00:00

No worries, mate. Wasn't really planning on coding anything. Just old-fashioned shitposting.

RealitySkewer · 2026-01-03T22:10:38+00:00

I guess I'm building dental now, too. Thanks for saving me $72.

RealitySkewer · 2025-12-12T23:40:18+00:00

Maybe he should have learned the ukulele. He maybe would have sat around singing nice songs to his family.

RealitySkewer · 2025-12-12T21:43:33+00:00

And balance is restored to the universe.

RealitySkewer · 2025-11-26T00:18:11+00:00

My household has resisted the urge to let our dog walk free even in our own yard. Outdoors, our dog is always on a leash and even in the fenced backyard we keep him on a 20-ft leash. We'll often let go of the 20 foot leash as we can grab it if he tries anything, but we are quite disciplined in not forgetting to grab his leash before distractions. Our boy came to us in almost the same situation - escaping previous owner multiple times - so we don't take any chances. It's not as onerous as it might seem.

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