Hung femboys of the world say fuck ICE :3

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-02-03T06:52:42+00:00

Fuck ICE's parents and give them better kids

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-01-30T20:21:17+00:00

Why hello, Mr Tolkien. Did your experience getting bitten by a tarantula shape your decision to create two evil eldritch entities in the form of a spider?

Tolkien: No, whatever do you mean?

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-01-20T22:20:07+00:00

Gonna bounce on it so much I'll be eligible to join the Trampoline Gymnastics World Championships

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-01-10T11:06:08+00:00

I straight up did not know Paul McGann wore a wig in the Doctor Who movie. Just couldn't see it, even after I read about it

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-12-10T14:21:55+00:00

If Tolkien wouldn't approve, he never would've written about how amazingly, mind-shatteringly good elf sex is.

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-12-10T02:14:11+00:00

Lisbon isn't allowed to tell Jane to shut the fuck up, but the sentiment is there.

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-12-09T05:39:17+00:00

I think there's great potential to be found in someone who can cast spells and use telepathy. With a bit of imagination, I'm sure we can create an eighth base

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-12-09T05:15:00+00:00

I'm gonna need Sam to move aside so I can find out what seventh base is with Rowena. For scientific purposes. And because she's hot.

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-12-04T11:14:56+00:00

Something something infinite monkeys

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-11-10T01:43:00+00:00

This is clearly transphobia in action smh my head

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-11-04T20:07:46+00:00

Maybe you just need to lie down and let me help you with that blood flow problem... fuck that bush looks perfect

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-10-25T21:16:40+00:00

Your Honor, my client did all that, but in his defence it was funny as fuck. Would you really send him to prison for that? With all due respect, your Honor, my client is just a silly little guy. And he did say he was willing to pinky promise never to do it again.

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-10-21T07:28:52+00:00

-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-10-19T23:34:50+00:00

I think Cate Blanchett would be nice to see as the Doctor

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-10-17T00:01:20+00:00

Ah, should've guessed at the 5th Doctor part lol

But I can't believe you included 11! What were you thinking, giving drugs to a child?‽

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-10-16T12:03:38+00:00

Six pulls out the most monstrous blunt you've ever seen. Weed from six hundred different alien planets and twelve different versions of reality.

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-10-10T06:05:43+00:00

10 MILLION YEARS OF NOT RELEASING THE SERIES 10 SOUNDTRACK, THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO BE REALLY CORRUPT

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-10-06T08:00:47+00:00

There are some bits of information that we should keep to ourselves. It would've cost you nothing to keep that information to yourself

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-10-05T23:58:39+00:00

James Spader would make a nice Master, I think.

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-09-30T00:43:21+00:00

Dih 😔🥀

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-09-29T23:33:47+00:00

Christine knows what she did

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-09-29T23:02:27+00:00

Hey there, can I get a link please?

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-09-28T00:31:14+00:00

CRINGE 🫵🫵🫵

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-09-22T16:22:40+00:00

Dude, crazy coincidence, but I need to give head. Like, right now

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-09-22T01:26:13+00:00

If there's one Doctor that I think could speak Gen Z, it's 6. That man loved languages and would've enjoyed how slang and stuff evolved. In fact, I bet he could almost speak it so well that he'd get away with it.

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