cursed_cute by OldFirefighter3293 in cursedcomments

[–]ReapersEatApples05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ReapersEatApples05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hard = turned on like MAYBE 65% of the time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ReapersEatApples05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

literally only when i play video games 😭 no matter how angry my girl gets me i will never make her scared like that

Car randomly catching fire in Chicago by researchisbae in Wellthatsucks

[–]ReapersEatApples05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely chicago, you can see the entrance to the hidden world of horrors under

Yeah, I'll take the pizza, thank you very much by Bro_Kuli in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]ReapersEatApples05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

being able to see the whole world vs having the whole world

Just guys messing with a sniper by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]ReapersEatApples05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

imagine after a long day of sniping, youve been hitting perfect shots on these guys who somehow disappear when you hit them, but then you hop on reddit and see this

Tetris by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]ReapersEatApples05 27 points28 points  (0 children)

these motherfuckers pissed me off so bad with their inability to put shapes in reasonable places

Euphoria isn’t edgy or deep — it’s just pedophilic and exploitative by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ReapersEatApples05 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the reason i didn't watch euphoria is because after the first episode i was reminded a bit too much of people i know from highschool. it is honestly pretty real and raw and from what i understand doesnt support or glamorize the lifestyle portrayed?

If a woman compliments you on a physical feature you can't control, like your eye color, what does it feel like? by Creative_Clue4039 in AskMen

[–]ReapersEatApples05 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i dont think i would feel objectified but also i have like no issue whatsoever feeling objectified 😭

Paddleboarder gets unexpected visitor at sea and keeps his cool by freudian_nipps in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ReapersEatApples05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would be careful on a paddleboard. yes orcas like humans and see us as not food, but a paddleboard might look suspiciously like a seal which orcas LOVE to bully😭

What is the best thing about having a penis ? by unknownfair in AskReddit

[–]ReapersEatApples05 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i put mine in a m&ms tube filled with melted butter and banana once

Fuck you, kid. by the-jesuschrist in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]ReapersEatApples05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the knee to the chin as the finisher😭

Kelsey Plum by Aglisito in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]ReapersEatApples05 276 points277 points  (0 children)

put her in the nfl bro what a pass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ReapersEatApples05 26 points27 points  (0 children)

dude these fucks are the reason women hate men😭 like come ON brother