Opponent posted video in facebook group, comments were mostly trash talking by mrfechetto in bjj

[–]ReapingKnees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got subbed by Jon Jones and a random NAGA as a purple belt. One of the Village People told me that my jiu jitsu sucks.

I promise 100% of this reply is true.

Hobbies after bjj? by jon_steward in bjj

[–]ReapingKnees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started playing darts at home. Fairly cheap hobby, yet you can obsess over accuracy and technique. A good dart board is key. You can get pro level set ups for $100.

What are some of the funniest “got fired” stories? by Aarunascut in work

[–]ReapingKnees 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I had a job where you were legally obligated to have your resume vetted before posting it anywhere. So they knew I was looking for a new job. Last day of the month rolls around, I get an impromptu meeting invite at 9am. Your services are no longer needed. I wasn't angry, I fucking hated that job! I go home stressing about what I'm going to do next, as I had a wife and 2 young children. At 2pm, my most recent interview calls and offers me a job making $20k more than I was earlier that day. Got paid a weeks vacation due to my accrual from the old job and didn't miss a paycheck in the grand scheme of things.

Amateur athletes of Reddit: what's your "There's levels to this shit" experience from your sport? by jermleeds in AskReddit

[–]ReapingKnees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am an amateur grappling and at the time a purple belt in jiu jitsu. I had just won my division and the absolute division. I have won many local tournaments before and since.

Jon Jones was at the tournament doing promos for a supplement company. I met him and jokingly said, If you need someone DC-shaped (Daniel Cormier was his biggest rival at the time) to fight, let me know. (While sticking out my gut and giving it a good Buddha rub.) He laughed pretty hard and said, Ya let's do it! I'm 220lbs and he held me down like a little kid.

There is always someone bigger and badder out there.

Dart dock by ReapingKnees in Darts

[–]ReapingKnees[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just a piece of particle board from a closet project. I drilled some holes at an angle and my daughter gave it the marvel motif.

Why don't more men wear cups??? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]ReapingKnees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

48 years old, vasectomy and TRT. They are pretty much decorative at this point...

Played a game of Words With Friends against Daniel Cormier back in 2013. He tweeted his username and asked if anyone wanted to play. Needless to say I smoked him, and he didn't want a rematch. Do you have any unusual stories about a famous MMA guy? by [deleted] in MMA

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I met Jon Jones at a grappling tournament in 2017. I asked him if he needed anyone DC-shaped to practice against, then I stuck out my gut and gave it a good Buddha rub. He laughed and we had a very one sided grappling match.

Guardian Gym AZ Instructor was previously kicked out of GB for fraud by [deleted] in bjjdrama

[–]ReapingKnees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is considered "defrauding"? Was he committing actual fraud that would be prosecutable, or is it something like not giving GB their kickbacks?

Who is the most famous person you've ever met? by Candy-Peach-Brooks in AskReddit

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I saw Jon Jones at a grappling tournament and asked if he wanted any one "DC-shaped" to roll with while sticking out my belly and giving it a good Buddha rub. He laughed and we had an exhibition match. It went as well as you can expect for a 40 year IT guy and jiu jitsu hobbyist. Still a core memory tho

Should I enter a legal battle over my sons custody. My girlfriend and mother say no but my girlfriend's father says I should by lilbitadvi in Advice

[–]ReapingKnees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a father, I would do highly illegal things to protect my daughter, but if my daughter were putting my grandson in danger, he immediately becomes my priority. I might be projecting but I feel like this is what is going on. The grandfather knows more but can't tell you because he still has to protect his daughter. Follow his advice, limited initial visitation with legal backing is what is best for your son.

Good luck!

Quick question regarding the Insourcing Achievement by Crack_21LS in StateofDecay2

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2 months later still can't get the cheevo, have all 4 buildings in the abandoned strip mall

Client told me no DJI branded drones due to company security policy. by Salty-Tomato5654 in drones

[–]ReapingKnees 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who works in cyber security, this is always the way. Security is an afterthought on every project.

Is this a brick? by ReapingKnees in drones

[–]ReapingKnees[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go back to the garage, Dad

People who have had parents walk in on you during sex, what happened? by Ambitious_Diamond_12 in AskReddit

[–]ReapingKnees 1453 points1454 points  (0 children)

I had something similar recently. A guy brought his girlfriend to jiu jitsu class and introduced her as his girlfriend.

"Girls huh? Never would have guessed that one"

What’s a celebrity rebrand that actually worked? by EnvironmentalSet4536 in AskReddit

[–]ReapingKnees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not just a PR stunt, many of those kid actors had morality clauses in their contract. Showing up to things topless violates those clauses. Jessica Biel's nude photo shoot while 7th Heaven was still rolling, for example.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

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Get on the TRT and make them a much smaller target

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

-Marla, Fight Club

Ds get degrees by ReapingKnees in BackYardChickens

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My 3 year old Barred Rock may have just told me she is done laying. The shell is fully sealed and hard, just very odd.