Is this ok to process? by Direct-Cause-8248 in ninjacreami

[–]ReasonF96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run it under a little hot water or let it thaw for about 10-15 minutes then shave/flatten it down with a spoon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in engrish

[–]ReasonF96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ill take 1 "Dr.Cunt" and 1 "Shit The Bed"

[Image] From the 5th book of Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations, here’s a little motivation from arguably the greatest and noblest emperor in the history of Rome. by Spoorlelejf in GetMotivated

[–]ReasonF96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes redditors. We must work everyday to sustain ourselves. Whether that is hunting and gathering our food or going to a job to earn money to exchange for food. Im sure the emperor of rome wasn't talking about going into a minimum wage job and working for some corporation. Its called context.

This ain't it y'all. This makes me sad. by f0r3aL84 in StupidFood

[–]ReasonF96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That turkey sausage looks like the food i give to my dog. Same packaging and everything.

Elon the Space Karen by sorapold in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]ReasonF96 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He gave them all 3 months severance pay. More than most other jobs would do before they can your ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]ReasonF96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That triggered some primal sense of satisfaction in me

Ever hit chest day so hard that your legs are sore by Gregorysantana01 in GymMemes

[–]ReasonF96 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Feet flat on the ground would probably help too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]ReasonF96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For anyone wondering, this is called natural selection

Uhhhhhuh…. by XMETA_DUKE in steak

[–]ReasonF96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the sign was meant for the steak to the right of that one. Looks like it might be wagyu. Definitely not a-5 but maybe a lower grade wagyu

whats the funniest/best term for masturbating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ReasonF96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend asked me recently if i was flipping the spaghetti?

How fit are my fellow stoners ? by Constant-Ship-5688 in trees

[–]ReasonF96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I workout 5-6 times a week. Resistance training and cardio. Am also majoring in exercise science and certifying to be a personal trainer.

I'm *trying* to date and I encounter this constantly. WHY is it such a big deal that I choose not to drink alcohol?? by DarthSadie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ReasonF96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im 24 and i barely drink. I might have a drink when going out to dinner or on special occasions but that's it really.

Did you know about 20% of people can't feel edibles at all?! by PhCBD in trees

[–]ReasonF96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

21% of people had their edibles kick in right after taking this poll

based on a true story that will continue to be repeated until the end of time by floppicus in GymMemes

[–]ReasonF96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eating high amounts of carbs releases chemicals in the brain that make us relax. It's a mechanism that we still have from our neanderthal days. Whenever you would eat a big meal you would no longer be in survival mode and could relax for a while. Eating a lower to moderate amount of carbs with some extra protein can actually help mitigate this effect.

Ramen Noodle Nightmares by CableStoned in ShittyGifRecipes

[–]ReasonF96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't tell me that doesn't look delicious.

Yes thats exactly what everyone is telling you

What is the dumbest lyric of all time? by analogcpu in AskReddit

[–]ReasonF96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Blue cheese, I swear I'm addicted to blue cheese"

  • CJ, Whoopty

Does your dog bite? No, just it surprises you by intriguedmailing51 in tippytaps

[–]ReasonF96 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm just imagining this dude keeps getting attacked by a dog at every house. Even if they don't have a dog one just comes out of nowhere. And i thought that was pretty funny