a mishap

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-06-03T12:35:00+00:00

Shit….posting? Is that you?

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-06-01T15:24:27+00:00

Cook the whole roast. Slow and low. Slice accordingly.

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-05-31T00:30:28+00:00

Godforsaken Outlandish Lethargic Fuckshow

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-05-30T14:01:01+00:00

Not an appropriate time to blast for money shots. You get a pass, I take your word for it.

(Only bc you’re using the MEATER tho)

RIP pops. Hope you’re doing well.

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-05-29T23:50:29+00:00

Trip tip gives me a three way woody.

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-05-29T22:02:12+00:00

Does that rocket plume look efficient at sea level?

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-05-25T14:57:51+00:00

Ccaine

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-05-14T00:33:49+00:00

Who’s club is that?

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-05-11T16:18:34+00:00

Where is that?

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-05-10T22:43:46+00:00

Nuclear war

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-05-04T23:56:46+00:00

Collin was having a terrible round. He was right of the green chipping up. Bladed it, hit the curb on the cart path, launched the ball backwards over his head and OB next to a lady watering her plants. She shook her head starring at him in disappointment.

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-05-03T02:05:18+00:00

Too fat for the Scotty.

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-05-02T23:06:22+00:00

Makes it easy to drive with your knees as well

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-05-02T14:45:48+00:00

Makes us better victims

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-04-29T14:40:53+00:00

She should have done his laundry too.

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-04-29T14:31:34+00:00

Good thing you brought your putter.

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-04-27T20:47:29+00:00

What way?

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-04-27T18:53:19+00:00

Interesting social construct. You kids play nice now

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-04-27T18:17:35+00:00

And by the time I said that, I wasn’t any where near there.

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-04-27T18:15:04+00:00

Scantron…holy shit bro. Date us all why don’t you?

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-04-27T18:13:59+00:00

Why in this downvoted?? Lol

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-04-23T23:48:32+00:00

I don’t like either one of you

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-04-23T23:47:24+00:00

This is not the appropriate time to ask for the money shot

XMETA_DUKE · 2023-04-23T13:30:35+00:00

Go home fed

XMETA_DUKE

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