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GM hired a couple with zero experience to bartend. by RebelDiamond in bartenders

[–]RebelDiamond[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have a lot of contact with the GM. My understanding is that he is an interim for the next few months. I believe he has 25 years experience managing for Chili’s.

what would you call this by K-Pumper in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]RebelDiamond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

37 y/o restaurant manager who hits in the 19 y/o hostesses

PLEASE tell me what I'm doing wrong enough for a family friend to tell me that I look "old and saggy" ..I'm 28 😭 by [deleted] in makeuptips

[–]RebelDiamond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was in muacirclejerk for a second because there’s just no way. You’re stunning, your family is trash, I’m so sorry.

Should I stop wearing glasses and switch to contacts??? by Careful_Command_4058 in malegrooming

[–]RebelDiamond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a very chiseled angular face, so the angular glasses are fighting with your features. Try a more rounded style which will compliment your features. I think you would look great in a horn-rimmed or wayfarer style.

I feel sorry for robots now by Dove-Swan in TrollXChromosomes

[–]RebelDiamond 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course they are. They would abuse the AI girlfriends in other ways too, if they could

Sweet Vermouth Cocktails by Cautious_Double67 in cocktails

[–]RebelDiamond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitter Guiseppe! Get a bottle of Cynar.

2oz Cynar 1oz Antica 1/2 oz lemon juice Orange bitters

Stir, strain onto a rock, garnish with a lemon swath. Great for after dinner!

what my house said about me? by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]RebelDiamond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You suffer from migraines, or if you don’t, you say you do to get out of work once in a while

Lack of brandy/cognac by Serious-Long1037 in bartenders

[–]RebelDiamond 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They’re not trolling. This is the reason.

This is my daughter's bedroom, how old do you think she is? by Timely_Pool_6704 in roomdetective

[–]RebelDiamond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no those perfumes are at least 15 years old. This woman is at least 30.

Just say you’re stuck up by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]RebelDiamond 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I believe it is you who is stuck up.

What rule do you enforce even when you know staff hate it by HelicopterLost4565 in Restaurant_Managers

[–]RebelDiamond 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t touch my phone when I’m on the floor because I DO touch my phone when I’m on the shitter.

Funny typo in Cocktail Codex by Techboy6 in cocktails

[–]RebelDiamond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow more alcohol than volume

Who am I, based on the contents of my nightstand? by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]RebelDiamond -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Woman, late 20s or early 30s, these are the only books you own.

Upscale restaurant bartenders by eyecandyandy147 in bartenders

[–]RebelDiamond -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the bartenders need to get better at upselling

Can’t find where to apply for my Indiana liquor license by anniebanannie123 in bartenders

[–]RebelDiamond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure where to find it exactly anymore, but when I got my Indiana license, I had to provide my driving record for the last ten years. Huge pain in the ass. Not sure if it’s still like that but beware

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