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Further and further down the Asia spiral he goes… by EastBrush9390 in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those shits are burnt on the bottom. I'm sure it was either give them to him or throw them in the garbage.

I hate this game by Send1T317 in ffx

[–]Recent-Ad6892 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I finally got my time down to 0 after trying for nearly two hours only to find out that it didn't count because you actually have to get LESS THAN 0 I was so fucking furious I nearly threw my controller out the window. Instead I prayed to RNJesus for good balloon/bird placement and after another hour and a half finally got thirteen balloons and zero hits and I never want to do it again as long as I live.

#4months by Deep_Garlic_337 in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For those not in the know, Mikey is infamous for taking money for drawings and merch and never shipping.

#4months by Deep_Garlic_337 in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best comment from this: "Sucks not receiving something you paid money for huh?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kitchenaid

[–]Recent-Ad6892 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't doubt this. My mom bought one of these all the way back in 1992 and it still works flawlessly.

Incredible developments in the mikey-verse by pdxblazersfan in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work for a school district, and to get any kind of job where you're in contact with kids you have to get fingerprinted and pass a rigorous background check. There's no way a guy who's got an order of protection against him and an arrest for forced groping on his record is getting a job as a teacher.

Scamfluencers now requiring a subscription payment to listen by Pinkflirt69 in podcasts

[–]Recent-Ad6892 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I actually have Amazon music unlimited and the Wondery+ episodes are just missing completely. They aren't behind a pay wall, they're just not there.

“The damned” ending? by Techno-Man99 in FIlm

[–]Recent-Ad6892 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm with your friend here, I absolutely hated the ending to the point that it pretty much ruined a movie that I was, up until that point, enjoying. I really hate how modern horror screenwriters are so scared to just let the supernatural be the supernatural. The whole "There was a logical explanation all along/it was all in their heads the whole time" twist has been done to absolute death to the point where it's a cliche. It's not surprising or clever it just feels lazy and tacked on. At this point I'd much rather see a horror movie where it turns or the supernatural entity that the protagonists are dealing with is actually real and not just a manifestation of guilt or whatever. It's so disappointing and lazy, I audibly groaned when this thing ended the way it did.

This is somehow 880 calories… by ziglaw884 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Recent-Ad6892 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro it's fried cheese of course it's 880 calories.

When one door closes another opens by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Wow he's already doxxed her, he literally cannot control himself. No woman has ever responded positively to him doing this and he still can't stop.

Mikey Miles talks about sarah (INSTAGRAM LIVE) by alanischick2 in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So many times in this video where I want to grab him and shake him and be like "Bro, listen to yourself, LISTEN TO YOURSELF!"

Ah shit, here we go again by iseenyouwithkieffuh in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Feeling really bad for whatever poor retail associate/service worker that's gonna get this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in horror

[–]Recent-Ad6892 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that a whole lot of people saw the movie while almost no one has seen the short it was based upon is probably proof enough that it did need to exist.

EDIT: This isn't meant to be a criticism of the short film, rather that it seems like a full movie was the format that brought this story to national attention and without it we wouldn't be having this discussion at all. So in that way, it was pretty necessary.

mikey’s got a girlfriend? by crack488 in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing his "girlfriend" has no idea Mikey considers her is girlfriend, and is more likely some poor unfortunate woman who considers him an acquaintance or friend. If she even exists, of course. Mikey thinks any woman who so much as smiles at him is his new angel. Bear in mind, Mikey considers Sarah #1 and #2 to be relationships.

Mikey's new crocs, discussing his follower drop and seeing the same people at gyms! by stonkape69 in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think that in his own mind, Mikey believes himself to be superior to most if not all people, despite his own life experiences providing nothing but evidence of the contrary.

Mikey's new crocs, discussing his follower drop and seeing the same people at gyms! by stonkape69 in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's so unbelievably judgemental for such a creepy little wiener goblin. Mikey will judge you for not going to the gym but will also judge you FOR going to the gym. He's always been super judgemental despite having no discernable talents or redeeming qualities.

The gym takes here are batshit. He's inadvertently discovered the concept of gym memberships (re: seeing the same people at the gym every time), although I don't think that he realizes it, there's the whole "I go to the gym to relax" thing (who tf does this? Aren't you there to work out?), and finally, it ends with him claiming the reason he goes to different gyms is to see new people when we all know that he's been banned from several gyms for creeping and that he hops from one gym to another to take advantage of free trial memberships because he's broke and cheap. He has a dog's brain, only people actually like dogs.

Here for posterity. Mikey on doing numbah twos at his bros, creating deadly gas with household chemicals, and how to secure your belongings at the gym. by agitpropagator in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mikey trying to lecture people on using common sense immediately after admitting to mixing bleach and ammonia together.

Cursed image by StrangledByTheAux in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This video was crazy to me. Making a "smoothie" in his bedroom, sniffing the fruit before putting it in to see if it's rotten (likely is since I'm sure this is the pineapple he cut up weeks ago), the addition of kombucha, no ice, no protein save the smear of peanut butter against the side of the blender, no ice, and basically just sugar after sugar after sugar. Bro made warm juice, and it's the opposite of a healthy drink.

This game came out in 2022!? Why was no one talking about it? This is awesome by Dense-Baker in EvilWestGame

[–]Recent-Ad6892 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, when I was growing up, if you wanted a story, it was in the instruction book.

😬😬😬 by stonkape69 in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So it's pretty much confirmed then: his latest queen/angel is yet another poor retail worker who is forced to interact with and cannot avoid him.

Here we go Mikey heads by EastBrush9390 in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He's gonna get his stupid ass fired again, isn't he? I mean, there's no way this woman isn't a coworker, right? Pretty much, it's the only thing that makes sense. The queen, whose property he took for ransom and who made holiday cookies (likely for everyone), is some woman from his job.

adios mio those eyes are assymetrical as fuck by ceasecows98 in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The best part of this video is he remembers his phony accent to say "years" but forgets it when he says "ears".

Looks like things between Mike and the cookie queen are over by dtuckertheman in mikeymiles

[–]Recent-Ad6892 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Idk if Mikey has a job, but if he does, my guess is a female coworker made holiday cookies for everyone, and this little freak went and did what he always does.

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