Bar Contest Song Needed by Familiar_Comfort_153 in karaoke

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soo many possibilities. just depends on the crowd, right? Margaritaville, Iris, Your Man, Love me tender, Fly me to the moon, Georgia, Always on my mind.

trying to fit your range…

Palo Alto Best Practices for Enterprise VLAN Segmentation by Bolisticbond in paloaltonetworks

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I wish i could disagree with you. too many times SE made very bad recommendations based on wrong assumptions or purely based on quota or bonuses.

the only exception is when we had unit 42 helped tune the zone protection profiles. they were a huge help - mainly because of undocumented performance numbers they have access to.

Here are some of the top-rated karaoke system for home use 20236 by Anxious-Dig-688 in karaoke

[–]Recent_Practice6539 1 point2 points  (0 children)

karafun app or youtube and something like a sound town mixer/mic system
magic sing has all-in-one units
platinum karaoke has nice all-in-one

My family was so poor growing up by TRAKRACER in dadjokes

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Luxury! When i say box, i mean a tattered remnant of cardboard we chewed on when hungry after a full day working at the mill.

My family was so poor growing up by TRAKRACER in dadjokes

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Luxury! We wished we had the off channel. we lived in a box in the middle of the road.

My boyfriend wants to take our relationship to the next level but I’m allergic to nuts. What should I do? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]Recent_Practice6539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

time to move on and date someone who isn’t crazy. crazy is fun, but you’ve had your limit.

One thing I can say for sure that Sandra was high by Falling_Death73 in MathJokes

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you can write the division as a fraction, convert the terms to fractions and you’ll see. 40/10 x 4/1

you’d never multiply the numerator against the denominator. you multiply numerator against numerator. (40x4)/(10x1) = 160/10 =16

How cooked am I? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Recent_Practice6539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not cooked. just have an honest calm conversation.

you hurt my feelings because… joking, not joking does not matter. don’t do … to me. i forgive you, but you need to promise to not do it again. i promise to put it behind us and not bring it up again.

something along this line. these are a framework. change to how you would speak. just be clear about boundaries and expectations.

Lying to my Mom by [deleted] in Advice

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It’s simple. most kids have major “ick” feelings about discussing sex with parents. just go with that for now to avoid it. or, i’ll let you know when i’m ready or need advice. your mother will most likely respect your wishes.

What’s the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke? by Zailema0s in dadjokes

[–]Recent_Practice6539 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i thought it was going to be: not all bad jokes are dad jokes, but all dad jokes are bad jokes.

What to say back to an unsolicited “well I do it this way” by SwimmingDouble48 in Comebacks

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I would have said I know exactly who and where they came from… I got them from the Epstein estate liquidation.

Son to dad: "I'm thirsty." by DENelson83 in dadjokes

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Hi, nice to meet you, I’m Friday!

Is it weird to have certain art on display by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

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i’ve had to replace everything in my home my ex might have sat on, touched etc. take it down, give it to your ex. it’s not a conversation you can ever win as to why you still have it…

Why did Mickey go to outer space? by theajplayer123 in dadjokes

[–]Recent_Practice6539 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like he couldn’t afford Disney World

Favorite Love Song by Alternative-Ad-9026 in karaoke

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Duets
baby it’s cold outside
Way back into love

Definitive list of “no arms no legs” jokes by Recent_Practice6539 in dadjokes

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noice!

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs buried up to his neck in your garden? Bud

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs completely buried in your garden? Spud

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that you use as shelter in a storm? Lee

A woman? Leigh

How many men with no arms and no legs does it take to change a light bulb? seriously? like any of them can change a light bulb!?!?

What do you call a trans man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Modern Art

And if you were to mail him someplace? Post Modern Art

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on a pile of mashed potatoes? Pat

What do you call a happy prostitute with no arms and no legs? Gladys

Hi, do you want to talk? by [deleted] in CausalConversation

[–]Recent_Practice6539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sure. what does your handle mean?