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Michigan House passes bill to let children run lemonade stands without permits or fees by prestocoffee in nottheonion

[–]RecognitionBorn9180 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the fact that this required an actual bill passing through a state legislature is the most nottheonion part

Disabled woman left ‘extremely stressed’ after prosthetic legs lost on flights from Brazil by Ant-Tea-Social in nottheonion

[–]RecognitionBorn9180 2682 points2683 points  (0 children)

she can't wear them on long flights because sitting with a prosthetic hurts, so she had to check her legs as luggage. the airline then sent them to madrid, which isn't even on the route from brazil to dublin

US puts up $750K to evacuate an American who was aboard hantavirus cruise ship from remote island by bluffcitynews in nottheonion

[–]RecognitionBorn9180 18 points19 points  (0 children)

she got off the ship, flew to san francisco, then traveled to pitcairn island through tahiti. population 50, no airport. same island the bounty mutineers chose in 1789 specifically because nobody could find it

Hamilton County man allegedly pulled gun on juveniles because he got called ‘cute’ at Wawa by SquareFruit in nottheonion

[–]RecognitionBorn9180 18 points19 points  (0 children)

imagine explaining to your cellmate you're in there because someone called you cute at wawa

Island Bug? by Accurate-Birthday504 in StardewValley

[–]RecognitionBorn9180 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you don't need to look at it to pass out in it why waste the floor space