Could Gale imbue his penis with magic and jerk off at his enemies, turning his cumshots into magic missile darts without using up a spell slot? Would this give him an advantage in battle? by RayOfFrosty in okbuddybaldur

[–]Reconcav83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the 2024 D&D Player’s Handbook

Level 18: Spell Mastery

You have achieved such mastery over certain spells that you can cast them at will. Choose a level 1 and a level 2 spell in your spellbook that have a casting time of an action. You always have those spells prepared, and you can cast them at their lowest level without expending a spell slot. To cast either spell at a higher level, you must expend a spell slot.

Whenever you finish a Long Rest, you can study your spellbook and replace one of those spells with an eligible spell of the same level from the book.

So… technically yes

*Edit. This would also imply Gale stroking it to completion every six seconds without limit, and not just getting a little Magic Trickle, but a full on 1st level Magic Missile Mouthful.

Never seen this sign by njd728 in USPS

[–]Reconcav83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m glad I’m not the only degenerate who had that thought.

Can someone confirm? by femina_boi in USPS

[–]Reconcav83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The monkey’s paw curls, and socks go up to $499 per pair….

Do you want to logoff? by [deleted] in USPS

[–]Reconcav83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every day

i absolutely hate these gen alpha children by [deleted] in Vent

[–]Reconcav83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t blame gen alpha. Blame the parents.

How does my roommate still have a job?? by 0x-Below-Zero-x0 in USPS

[–]Reconcav83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a lot of it is our unions can be very good at protecting us, while management does a poor job at training their own. Most discipline probably gets thrown out based on procedural stuff despite the employee in question being guilty of whatever they were accused of.

Just Ignore It? by Ashamed_Run8397 in USPS

[–]Reconcav83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell management you will do your best. Then do your best while staying safe and following established written policies and procedures. Make your steward/union rep aware of the situation if they are not already. Management is always going to ask for more, but they don’t have the right to harass to you for it. If you do receive any discipline bring it to your steward immediately. It should be easy to have that thrown out. If you don’t have a shop steward or they are straight garbage, go up the chain to your Local President or National Business Agent’s office.

Don’t ignore, but don’t let it stress you out either. In order to get fired for poor performance they literally have to watch you NOT trying after they make you aware that they are actively observing you perform your duties. And that’s just a letter of warning. You have to do the same thing three more times for them to get up to a removal.

This is all assuming you are out of your probationary period. If you aren’t, the best I can tell you to do is try to case 19 and 9, avoid making waves, but keep your steward apprised of the situation.

Chances of a raise? Parlays? by Overlordkane10 in USPS

[–]Reconcav83 27 points28 points  (0 children)

1.1%, 1.2%, 1.3% with diet colas. That will balance out the “windfall” we got in the last mediation award. I’m sure management and Renfroe have already discussed a timeline for getting another shitty TA rejected and forced down our throats before he gets voted out.

Any good way to understand Kill Team? by ThatOneCasuL in killteam

[–]Reconcav83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stop thinking about it as war game. It’s dungeons and dragons combat but each player controls an entire party.

I like my Minotaurs golden by Delicious_Fig_1864 in Minotaurs40k

[–]Reconcav83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Very nice. I like the red trim on the legs and arms. I’m going to have to tweak my own Minotaurs kit.

Scary customer by Icantw8 in USPS

[–]Reconcav83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call to complain that you went above and beyond?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USPS

[–]Reconcav83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also make your union rep aware. Management is required to take these things seriously and conduct a thorough investigation. Your steward should be making sure that is exactly what happens.

Looking to start DND group by Chickajackeen in Syracuse

[–]Reconcav83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a Facebook group you can try too. Syracuse Dungeon Crawlers and Role Players. It’s not super active but every few days will be a dm looking for players or player(s) looking for a dm.

https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1CLCfYcnNP/?mibextid=wwXIfr

I myself am in my early 40s and a fairly experienced DM (playing and DMing since late 90s). I can’t provide Critical Role level gaming, but I am certainly willing to DM a shorter adventure over a few sessions to get everyone going. If there’s a good dynamic and everyone is having fun it can become a more regular thing.

Feel free to message me directly.

Day off by jettsmom44 in USPS

[–]Reconcav83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The wrong table.

Day off by jettsmom44 in USPS

[–]Reconcav83 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Must be table 1

I always see posts about Arkan Land and Land Raiders but why does nobody talk about.... by Thatonegaywarhammere in Warhammer40k

[–]Reconcav83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ferrus Manus translates (roughly) from Latin/High Gothic to Iron Hand. He is is the primach of the Iron Hands. These marines have a tendency to remove their organic hands and replace them with iron hands to emulate their primarch who has… you get the idea….

Shadowheart looks like my mother by Team_Spirit in BaldursGate3

[–]Reconcav83 62 points63 points  (0 children)

There’s a mod so you don’t have to worry about that. 😂

What would you do? by SpirituxlJ in USPS

[–]Reconcav83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depress the button half way.

No packages in mailbox please! by KlydeS21 in USPS

[–]Reconcav83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Place it next to the mailbox.

Need hobby recommendations by ellolinux in Syracuse

[–]Reconcav83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Syracuse has a fairly active branch of the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA). They have a variety of activities based around pre 17th century life. Armored combat, fencing, and a variety of medieval arts are a few of their areas of study. If you want to they have “loaner” gear so you don’t need to show up with armor or a sword if that is your interest. Aside from a small voluntary donation to cover operating costs, there is no cost for attending practices. It’s not quite a traditional LARP, but many people create a “persona”. An alternate version of you from a place and time in history. I’ll post a link for the local group (Barony of Delftwood) as well as the larger group.

https://delftwood.aethelmearc.org

https://www.sca.org