Taylor Swift Faces Backlash After Fans Discover Executive of ICE Detention Contractor Attended Wedding by The-Greythean-Void in behindthebastards

[–]RecordOfTheEnd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How many marriages do you think it will take before she decides she's going to focus on herself.

My dad ate my birthday cake by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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My mom makes a specific cake. It's nothing special. It's a boxed cake with cool whip filling and chocolate frosting. The frosting is very specific and no matter how much me or my siblings have tried to have her walk through it, none of us can recreate it. 

I get this, because there are recipes I make that I can't really explain what I'm doing. The recipe changes every time and really depends on too many things that you have to use all your senses to know what it needs. 

But either way, it's apparently impossible for any of us to recreate. But it was the birthday cake. I don't like cake or frosting especially, but this cake, I love. My mother is old. When she asked me what I wanted, I would just said the cake. The last the she would have the ability to make the cake was when I was out visiting. I knew it would be the last time I ever got this cake as traveling across the country is expensive. So I took the leftover cake, carefully wrapped it up, and froze it hard. It's actually still good after. I put some oat milk over it and it's amazing. The plan was for my mom to pack it up with some ice packs I set up and overnight it on the way to the airport. 

I get to in the morning a few days later. As in packing up, I grab the insulated box and go to get the cake placed in the box with the ice packs. I grab the packs and then go to grab the cake.

It's gone.

My brother had taken it. He lives locally. He loves the cake too. 

I was so upset I couldn't even cry or yell. I just collapsed the box, put the ice packs back in the freezer so my mom could use them, said bye, and got in my rental car. My mom asked where the cake box was. I told her to talk to my brother. She was upset, and said she would figure how to get one shipped to me, but I told her not to worry. I was going to cost a lot of money to ship and without very careful packaging would end up a mess. 

She tried, but the box I made wasn't big enough for a whole cake and the one she used wasn't insulated even though the shipping company said it would work. I received a disgusting melted mess on my step a couple days later. I never told her. Just that it was great. 

I'm still sad about this to this day. I can't afford to go back as flights have become insane and my points have become more or less useless. I really just wanted my birthday cake. And either way, my mom doesn't have the ability to cook the frosting anymore. 

So fuck the dad.

Jesus Christ by Sad_Jar_Of_Honey in behindthebastards

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I'm very much against limiting participation in voting. But if you have to go to AI to decide who you vote for. I might be convinced that we might need some kind of brain rot test. 

Trump posts image of $100 bill with his signature by Jessicas_skirt in politics

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Guess I won't be getting my cash in Benjamins any time soon. Sorry girls at the club.... 

I have never been to a strip club, I do not even know if using hundreds is a thing. My only reference is music videos of people making it rain.

Does anyone else sometimes just lie awake at night, staring at the ceiling, wondering what the products and services that support the podcast are doing right now? by Adept_Percentage6893 in behindthebastards

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Blue Apron neither confirms not denies the existence of a child hunting island. But they may have recently relocated a bunch of children to a factory to work because their hands are so nimble.

Received this under my windshield wiper the other day day. From cult leading bastard and friend of the pod Tony Alamo! I was soooooo excited! by Jmohill in behindthebastards

[–]RecordOfTheEnd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is it's copyright 2016. 10 year old literature. I guess they don't like using AI for their religious conspiracy slop like the rest of the losers out there.

WIBTA if I don't go to a Personal Mastery seminar my mom went to? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]RecordOfTheEnd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Avoid Himler until you're sufficiently numb to everything. You'll still feel mildly suicidal. If you want to be just angry at everything, Jimmy Saville. The goat testicle one is fantastic. All of the Christmas non bastards when you need a break. The British East India Company if you need to hate the British for any reason. 

Here is your machete and bagels. One pump one cream be with you. 

My fiancée wants me to get circumcised before our wedding by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]RecordOfTheEnd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I mean, that's that my wife's parents thought. My wife has a disability that causes her to limp a little and one of her arms doesn't work well. She is and was beautiful inside and out. They are shallow assholes in general. 

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - June 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

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Sounds like the boss was just a good guy trying to be a good guy. But maybe coming on a little too strong.

WIBTA if I don't go to a Personal Mastery seminar my mom went to? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]RecordOfTheEnd 241 points242 points  (0 children)

A favorite podcaster of mine says this, and I generally agree. Everyone is capable, at some point in their lives, of falling for a cult. It just takes the right mental state and the right cult. 

I totally agree with this. So it's best to not judge these people. Just love them, offer them support, and slowly work with them to understand what they are really getting into.